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Don’t Do What I Say…

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

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Do what I do.

I usually have to take on the likes of XXL commenters who don’t know shit from Shin-ola on these drops I post when they tell me that my age has something to do with the tastes I have in rap music. Only an idiot would think that someone in their late thirties or even their forties wouldn’t be good at rapping. This shit is not skateboarding or playing freeze-tag. Those are things that children are good at. Putting together lyrics that relate to the universal struggle of looking good (feeling good) in order to secure the sexiest piece of poon is best left to the people that have experience in getting ass.

I like young rappers though. Kid Cudi is one of my faves, but he comes from Ohio which is a state that has a long history of churning out people who can make good music (yes G.O.O.D. music). I also fux with Asher Roth who could have pwned the frat boy summer anthems if not for Drake and his deal with Mephistoles (no Sylvia Rhone). Still and all, the best music that I have heard in 2009 has come from old head rappers. By old head I mean people that were 30 yrs old or better. DOOM, Mos Def, Eminem, Raekwon, Ghostface and SlaughterHouse.

The fact that only Eminem has been able to sell records means ZERO to me about the quality of the music that those people I just mentioned have produced. In my mind the main reasons why rap record sales are primarily in the shitter these days is because our economy sucks balls. If I can stream some music from zShare, DivShare, iMeem, SoundCloud, Pandora or motherfucking MySpace why in the hell would I buy it?!? The answer is that I wouldn’t. I can use that $15 bucks to put towards my recreational drug budget. Loud Pack anyone?

The crazy truth is that only dinosaurs and retards are still buying CD’s. Hence the fact that country music still moves off the shelves, but even that is showing some signs of slowing down. So if you are one of the dinosaurs that thinks the sale of a compact disk determines the quality of the music contained therein you might should prA’li set yourself on fire with a fuckin’ meteor. One of the best albums of 2009, fuck it, the 2000’s decade is about to drop in two weeks and it may only move 100K in its first week. Or it may not even reach that number since I haven’t heard any of the leaked singles on the radio as yet.

Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2 is over ten years in the making. From the time its predecessor was released as the master plan for cinematic rap the music industry has gone through a massive upheaval. There have been all kinds of gangster mafia biography copycats that have diluted the sharpness of OB4CL and there is no shortage of rappers looking to craft their own rags to riches sagas on their own CD’s (Ro$$ anyone?). But you should remember who taught you to call the diamond ‘ice’. You should remember all the language that you have been gifted from these rappers who now have some grey hairs in their beard.

Think about all of that when September 8th comes around and you have to make that decision on how to spend your recreational drug money. I’m copping that purple like I always do.

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Access >>> Acquisition…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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Live blogging for that anus McManus!

This drop was gonna be about the notion that music just has to be available to satisfy the masses. People no longer want to fill their hard drives up with the shit. As long as they can stream it from a website they won’t even download it.

I like this idea. I can’t tell you how often I will decline to review some shit if it isn’t on zShare. And then after I hear it on zShare several times I may not even download it.

I need my external hard drive space for pr0n and comicbook .pdf files.

What the recording industry should be doing with its last gasps of air and financial resources is to buy a T-shirt factory.

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Thank You Internets!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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I haven’t been as active on this site for the past few days because I’ve been transfixed on the photostream of the 13th Witness.

I’ve always been a huge fan of photography because it deals with some of my favorite subjects in every frame.

History and movement.

The frame represented a specific range of time and within that range it describes whatever the light gave to the lens.

The 13th Witness has been teaching himself how to manipulate an HDR camera and the results are quite often breathtaking. I’ve captured just a few of my favorite images.

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The shots from the NYC subway system are equally stunning because the movement and the structure of the underground system are both on display.

Like I said to you earlier. I have been looking at these pics for days.

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And of course you might imagine what the image was which led me to this artists’ incredible work?

Yep. Sneaker Fiends Unite!

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The Sweetest Supremacy…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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All this talk about what is, and what is not racism has whet my appetite for some good ol’ fashioned supremacy programming (read: cartoons). Animation is the OG form of socialization through stereotypical propaganda. Leave it to Cartoon Network to be the vanguard for the counterprogramming, or at least the equal opportunity of race offenders.

Have you tuned in to Adult Swim’s SquidBillies yet? It might be the funniest show on television second only to Curb Your Enthusiasm. SquidBillies makes me laugh out my face. The main characters are bigoted squids. They call white people “chalkies”. SquidBillies could only be made by someone very drunk, or very high, or very both.

Then there is the Minoriteam. This shit is reeeeeederkulous. It only lasted one season because it was too smart and too pointed. One of the superpowers of the Black character was to be able to charm the pants off of white women. Yes, the shit is filled with the stereotypes that minority people have railed against and in this show it is those stereotypes that have become the superpowers of the lead characters.

Racism only poisons those that recognize it and try to use it to their advantage but we all knew that already. Unfortunately, racists don’t watch enoough cartoons so that can’t know that we are laughing at them. One day in the future the aliens or the robots or a combination of the two wrest control of this planet from the racists I hope they have a sense of humor and put Minoriteam back on the air. Word to Balactus.

Lucky 7…

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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I wasn’t really happy with the last podcast after I listened to it. There was too much stuttering and slurring of my speech. Y’all deserve better than that. I deserve to put better work into the cipher than that.

Podcast #7 isn’t as long but I think it’s twice as strong. Let’s hope thats what she’ll say…

Oh and yeah, fux the Yankees.