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Nothing But Nyet…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

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“Dayyyyum, these Nets sux!”

What a piss poor franchise the Nets have become. The Kentucky Wildcats, Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Longhorns and a host of NCAA Division-1 teams would pwn these losers. And this is the franchise that they want to relocate to Brooklyn?

The Brooklyn deal is reportedly short some bucks right now, but supposedly this Russian dude with wild billions is gonna save the project.

I vote ‘NYET’ to Moscow on Atlantic Avenue. If the developer Bruce Ratner were a smart man he would simply nix the arena deal put some other shit in that empty space. Maybe Wal-Mart? Maybe affordable office space? Brooklyn certain has enough places to shop. What the boro needs is places for her residents to work and be trained with skills that would allow people to work on their own shit. If there is a place in New York where the hipster ideal has proven to be a sustainable way of life Brooklyn is the place.

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Hopefully then Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z won’t have to take silly pictures holding those crappy jerseys and simply allow the Nyets to remain playing their home games in crappy New Jersey.

You know what I just thought of? If Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z formed a rap group they could call themselves the B-Jayz [ll].

Jets’ Defense Is All Gas’d Up….

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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^ Put THIS Mark in the Hall Of Fame!

The New York Jets head coach REX RYAN is the most refreshing postgame interview since Dennis Green was a head coach. The Jets are going to have to show up bigtime for their contest against the San Diego Chargers this weekend. If they get merc’ked by the white hot Chargers Rex Ryan will look like a fool.

I was wondering if the Jets had called in one of their former defensive stars to give the team a pregame pep talk. Mark Gastineau was one of the most exciting and enigmatic characters to ever play professional football. That was saying a lot too considering the fact that there was another special player on the other side of the Hudson River in Lawrence Taylor.

Gastineau played alongside several great players on the Jets defensive line, namely Hall Of Fame defensive tackle Joe Klecko. This allowed Gastineau to excel at pass rushing from the end position [ll]. What drove everyone crazy about Mark Gastineau was the excessive celebration that he performed whenever he tackled a quarterback or running back behind the line of scrimmage.

Mark Gastineau had this routine called a ‘Sack Dance’ and it was just some frenetic, random celebration that had no rhyme or reason. The Gastineau celebration was at its most ridiculous on third and long plays when the opposing offense would be forced to punt the ball afterwards. The NFL had to sack his dance after a melee erupted when Gastineau performed his dance after beating HOF tackle Jackie Slater.

I think Gastineau would be a great motivational speaker to this Jets team to remind them that the future is now and to play every down with reckless abandon. And a big goofy smile.

Sounds Like A Concert…

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

santos game concert

Come Join Donnis and Kidz In the Hall as they help GAME REBELLION celebrate the release of their debut EP “Sounds Like A Riot”!!!

GAME REBELLION will also premiere their official debut “BLIND” (directed by BB GUN) on the big screen.

Monday January 18th @ Santos Party House (96 Lafayette Street NY, NY)

Doors open at 7pm and Showtime begins at 8pm

Tickets are $10 in advance!

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

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We Kno U H8 2 W8…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

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The Internets Celebrities next big video titled ‘Stadium Status’ is chugging right along. Everyone is amped to wrap the shooting and drill down on the edit console but it needs to be right, and for it to be right we need to take our time. We learned this first hand after a trip to DiFara’s pizzeria in the Midwood section of Brooklyn. The IC’s spent two hours waiting for their pie to be prepared and at the end of it all it was agreed the wait was worth it.

We know you hate to wait, but trust that the ICs are cooking up something awesome.