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Got Tix?!?

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

the hitchhiker

I acted like I could have cared less about not going to the ‘Rock The Bells’ concert at the Jones Beach Theater.

I was fronting.

Now I’m miserable.

Who has the hook up?

I’ll even carry the weed.

Rebel Soul Weekends @ Weeksville

Friday, July 25th, 2008

hbe

Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

July 26th

Weeksville Heritage Center

FREE!

6pm

1698 Bergen Street
btwn Rochester and Buffalo

ADE B-Day @ T.H.O.R.

Friday, July 25th, 2008

ade bday

That’s my homey for like forever Mr. Molarola.

Sonn got all dandied up for his pre-born day jumpoff at the hotel on Rivington. This spot is just called thoR by all the fly people. I remember that Combat Jack had a party up in the lounge of this hotel.

ade bday

ade bday

Mr. Molarola had his party in the penthouse. This hotel puts the swank in your swagger. The penthouse has a hot tub and one of those unisex bathrooms with all mirrors and no doorknobs.

I was a little embarrassed to be there after sweating in the sun at the Central Park Summerstage. Quiet as it was kept, the only bathing I did that day was at the pool inside of my co-op building. C.S. is prA’li the only person who effs with my rawdiggidy. And I still keeps it fly for you bitches.

ade bday

Nahh, but f’real though, the vibe was so effing church and the view inside and outside of the penthouse was speck-effin-tacular.

If I don’t get tickets for the i.C.’s to Rock The Bells I will bring my ass to the hotel on Rivington instead.

ade bday

ade bday

thoR Sundays

105 Rivington Street, NYC

2 – 10pm

NO COVER!

Good looking people.

DJ Beverly Bond on the set.

Quite possibly the best venue in NYC.

ade bday

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

air ?uesto

I don’t even fuck around with NIKE’s Air Force 1 shoes like this, but these hypes have me ready to copp.

NIKE Air Force 1 x ?uestlove

They are crazy. They are giving me an Obsessive Sneaker Disorder.

I’m mad now that I didn’t go in on those Black History Month x 40 Acres joints that were sitting in 255 Elizabeth with my name on them. I assed out that time.

I will mos def go in hard for these [ll].

air ?uesto

The Air ?uesto 1 drops on Friday August 1st

ALiFE – Rivington Street, NYC

?uestlove will be spinning a set at the store to celebrate properly.

spotted at…
Nah’Right
h.e.r.
High Snobiety

NYC Has Purple Rain Tonight…

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

purp

What the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ has meant to countless weirdos is exactly what ‘Purple Rain’ means to me. It’s a chance for me to sing and dance with one the baddest, funkiest, most hardbody… Yes, I said it, MOST HARDBODY brothers to ever put shit d-d-d-down on these broads.

I don’t say this shit just because Prince Rogers Nelson is my friend on Facebook. I say this shit because Prince has touched more fine tail than the toilets at the Playboy mansion. Prince has beat the seat of of starlets like Kim Basinger, Vanity, Mayte, Olivia Newton-John, Sheila E., Cybil Shepherd, Chaka Khan, Sinead O’Connor (who is fly for a bald chick). I respect that man’s portfolio and I wouldn’t mind coming after him [ll].

Sloppy seconds is all I ever wanted in the first place.

Fuck around if you want NYC, this is where I am posting up tonight…

River Flicks For Grown Ups presents ‘Purple Rain’
July 23rd – 8:00pm
Pier 54 – West 14th Street @ 11th Avenue

Boo Brown, I see you out there playboy, let’s hit up that Remy Martin obama afterwards.