Archive for the ‘T.O.N.Y.’ Category

Harlem On My Mind…

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

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Folks in New York City stay fighting over real estate. It’s the old new racism + classism = supremacism. The reason being that most people don’t come up on property without playing at least one of those cards. I’m not saying that everybody that owns some dirt in NYC got it through carpetbagging or some such technique, but a lot of property was acquired that way.

While every borough in the city has their battlegrounds, none have as many as Manhattan. There are folks protesting the new zoning regulations in the lower east side, while in the newly minted triangle below canal (TriBeCa) the nouveau riche are opposed to the nightclubs and the people they attract. All these arguments pale in comparison to the upheaval that Harlem faces as the longtime residents (read: poor people) are being rapidly displaced.

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Columbia University is attacking from the south side of Harlem via Morningside Heights as well as from the north side of Harlem using the footprint of Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital. Some people want to slow Columbia’s roll because they feel like the longtime residents deserve a decision in the future of their neighborhood, while other people want to stop Columbia because they recognize that land is power and Columbia University is about to become a wealthy slumlord.

I’m ashamed to admit this but the people that live in Harlem have no title to the area’s development if they don’t own any property. That is just how the shit breaks down. Poor people are relegated to their skyward reservations. This is what I call high rise housing projects. Instead of sticking folks on vast, undeveloped acres like they did the native americans, they stacked acrea on top of acres until you had twenty-five floors. The arrangement is much easier to secure with police as well.

I found myself in Harlem on 125th Street the other evening and I almost didn’t recognize my surroundings. I imagine that this will be the same transformation I see on Fulton Street in another few years. I don’t mind upscale retail at all, just as long as I can find a spot to cop a pair of Dunks for $40 or less.

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GOD Bless The Child That Got His Pwn…

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

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Shorty man is my hero right now for how hard he goes in to get the cheese paste on his biscuit. Don’t even dream of telling sonn that he isn’t eating real cheese. He ain’t trying to hear that.

Shorty got so much shit in society working against him he don’t even know about. Even if he doesn’t end up as a Sean Bell statistic (makes no difference who fires the shots because they are all murderers) he will still have to overcome the fact that he was raised on cheese paste and breadstick biscuits made with hydrogenated oils.

GOD bless the child that got his pwn…

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I AM… IRON MAN!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

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It’s going down tonight.

Let’s crash the Obama at Training Camp (corner of 41st Street and 6th Avenue). The door opens at 8pm. We should be wild twisted too since I am sure some good brand of booze is being handed out.

We roll outta there at 10ish and walk to 34th Street and 8th Avenue for the ‘Iron Man’ premiere.

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I can’t even front like I haven’t been waiting for this shit for a minute.

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DP Drinks The Red Kool-Aid…

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

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What the fuck was I doing at a Kool-Aid x Reebok collaboration launch party.

NYC Wednesday Obama bitches. You should already know.

I’m a little mad with Kool-Aid for compromising their brand with this collaboration. I don’t think any sneaker brand could really do Kool-Aid justice as consumer legacy equals. This is Kool-Aid we are talking about here. That shit has quenched the thirst of Americans since the Civil War. I don’t know. Maybe.

My point is that whenever you see some kid drinking a red liquid you automatically yell out “Kool-Aid”. Whether that shit is Flavor Ade, Sunny D or blood, it doesn’t really matter. Kool-Aid has the block on lock. I feel like they traded in their brand for a handful of wacksauce beans. Reebok has been busy making rapper knockoff sneakers. The S Dots were fake Gucci classics and the G-Unit shoes were bootlegg Rod Lavers.

Somebody at Kool-Aid should have done the knowledge. Who runs that shit anyhoo? If a sister isn’t running at least the R & D division the people at Kool-Aid should kill themselves. My moms made the first “vitamin water”. It was a skinny package of Kool-Aid with the last bit if sugar we had in the house. I didn’t give a fuck as long as it was red. I didn’t care what they were serving up at the Obama either. As long as it was alcohol. And it was. Dewars bitches.

The venue was a sneaker store across the street from Bryant Park. The same Bryant Park which hosts the tents for Mercedes-Benz fashion week. It was fashionable and sexy. A nice little precursor for the upcoming spring summer season. Take a look for yourselves…

The summertime is always mad energizing like a whiff of Tinkerbell’s stank to Peter Pan, and GOD bless the child that got its own.

After the fellas left the Kool-Aid party and motivated to the next Obama someone was rumored to have had a full container of Jamba Juice.

Jamba Juice will not make you fresher.

Jamba Juice will not give you street cred.

Jamba Juice is losing by more than fifty superdelegates.

Pinkberry > Jamba Juice

DP definitely drinks the red Kool-Aid, but never, ever, EVAR does he sip the Jamba Juice.

GETS NO FLYER…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Have you peeped the flyer for the 2008 Rock The Bells tour?

How crazy is this?

Only one date for the NY tri-state?

Step up your Hip-Hop party people.

Word to OhWord.