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Crooklyn Dodgers…

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

t.c.

It’s been fifty years since the Dodgers left Brooklyn for the sunny skies of Los Angeles. What they left in their wake were several twenty story apartment buildings filled with people who migrated to Brooklyn because it was a shipping and manufacturing centre. As soon as Ebbets Field Houses were completed all the manufacturing jobs that had made Brooklyn a promised land were gone just like the beloved baseball team. The jobs had left with the ballclub but the people remained.

Two score and four years after JACKIE ROBINSON first graced Crown Heights with his lionheart there was still an electricity on Franklin Avenue. The excitement wasn’t for hardball though, but for hard white cocaine. In the early 1990’s Brooklyn was just like any former manufacturing metropolis that had been forsaken by their corporate stewards. Crack was so pervasive in this neighborhood that it completely eroded what had been a progressively middle-class aspiring community.

Everything was for cheap back then. Drugs and lives. KENNY and I used to link with his homey GARY from Ebbets Houses. G knew all the gates that were in the walk-up tenements that lined Union Street off of Franklin Avenue. We would all go in for several dubsacks and spend the night walking through the streets or riding the Franklin Avenue shuttle blazing el after el back to back. Even on cold winter nights you could find us trooping from St. John’s and F.A. to Ebbets and then into Manhattan.

Since the shuttering of nightclubs like The Fever, Union Square, and then the Latin Quarter there wasn’t anywhere to go and party with your ‘hood crew. There was a downtown scene that hosted Hip-Hop loft parties but you had to have an industry connect to find those popoffs. For a regular weekend we would all just go to the ‘Deuce’. This was the urban experience’s excuse for being a mall rat. New York City hadn’t been totally Disney-fied yet and 42nd Street had become a virtual wasteland. There weren’t enough active theaters to house all the aimless teenagers that congregated in and around Times Square.

Back then you had to have your ski jacket game on some super official rugged armageddon ish. KENNY and I had these ridiculous Gore-Tex jackets by Wilderness Experience. Top that off with a Wigwam knit cap or some Rossignol earwarmers. Guess? was still the jeans wear and Timberland was the mandatory minimum for the concrete canyons. This was our uniform that signified not just our style, but our tribe. Add a backpack to that set if you were still in a boosting New York state of mind.

My mind just flashed back as I took the subway home tonight. I transferred to the downtown #2 train at Times Square and I saw the crush of kids making their way up to 42nd Street. The energy of the city remains vibrant while the desperation of hardcore drug addiction has ebbed to only the poorest sections of the city like Hunts Point and East New York. As I exited the subway at Franklin Avenue I looked down the hill towards Ebbets Field. Not too much has changed when you look at the building facades but this is the NEW post-crack, post-riots, post-GIULIANI Crown Heights.

You just have to peel away the shiny new veneer. The old dread isn’t on St. John’s and F.A. any longer. There’s a new building going up on Eastern Parkway. G still rests in Ebbets Houses though. I will give him a ring tonight to see if he wants to take a walk around. Maybe put something in the atmosphere in remembrance of KENNY. In remembrance of yesterday.

t.c.

A Night At The Museum…

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

kitty

I am thinking of a master plan along with kitty cat. I suppose it’s time for me to grow up and get serious about being some kind of dude that writes shit. There’s only but so much that I can do for myself and kitty as a blogger. Real world writers don’t consider me one, and neither do journalists. It’s like bloggers are the Mexicans of the written word. No offense to all my Mexican blogger friends.

And why shouldn’t bloggers get the respect accorded to mainstrem media? Is it because we sit in our parent’s basement instead of a television studio? None of that should even matter. It’s just that I feel like we do the heavy lifting that newsroom editors get props for.

Do I waste your time with useless information?

Okay, but do I do that ALL of the time?

Alright, but don’t I at least write something decent once a week?

Once a month?

Maybe this is why I haven’t been able to break out of blogging. I suck ballsachs [ll] at writing.

Before I dropped out of high school I had an English teacher who hated my guts. She told me to kill myself. After I got my G.E.D. and went to college I has an English professor accuse me of plagiarism because she couldn’t believe the shit I wrote came from me. So I dropped out of college. I didn’t plagiarize that piece and I didn’t drop out because my professor’s didn’t believe in me. I left school because I didn’t believe in me.

The kid needed a pick-me-up this past week that I hoped would get my focus and attitude adjusted to finishing up my memoir about coming of age in the urban metropolis of NYC. I figured I would blow through one of my favorite buildings in the city to siphon off some of the energy that it has always given me. The American Museum of Natural History is a tremendous facility just from the standpoint of its exterior architecture. It invokes my earliest memories of American castlea like the mansions in Cape Cod and Newport.

Inside the museum it is simply an unbelievable head trip to see things that exist or previously did on this planet. The Smithsonian is of course the G.O.A.T. of this museum shit, but nothing beats the “pay what you wish” entry fee at AMNH. The first place you have to visit is the Hall of Biodiversity. Also known as the ‘Can’t We All Just Get Along For Thirty Million Years Room’. That’s where they have these exhibits of ocean life and a full-size model of a blue whale suspended from the ceiling. I had to go through to see my cousins the grizzly bears.

bears

GOD created man the same way he made animals that is why some people resemble tigers and monkeys, some people look like birds and some folks smell like bears. I recognize my bear lineation from my ability to eat food off the ground and also the fact that I can sleep for several months in a row without pooping myself. Bears are also pretty resourceful as wild animals.

Nothing compares to the dinosaur exhibits in this museum though. I remember how big these animals appeared when I was a child. They aren’t as large anymore in my eyesight, but for whatever reason they appear even stranger now.

bears

The flying dinosaurs are crazy. They remind me Terry the pterodactyl from Pee Wee’s Playhouse. I think of them as always smiling although there had to be some moments where a pterodactyl was sad, or at least melancholy. Now an animal with a smile is the O.G. shark. I believe it is called the sharkosaurus and if it isn’t then someone needs to copyright that name just in case sharkosauruses come back to life. Your attorney can subpoena them and be like, “You sharkosauruses owe us several million Paleolithic dollars.” Can you imagine the interest on that money now? I don’t think they used dollars back then, but if they did I wonder who was on the two dollar bill?

bears
The point of this drop was that I was feeling sorry for myself for being a bum that eats tuna from the can along with kitty when I realized that the fish that I need to swim with are the sharks. Everybody loves Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. I really want to take my shit to that next-next but to do so I am going to have to go in deep. I may drown myself with emotion.

Shit can get so real…

GIL-SCOT HERON Performing Live MLK Weekend…

Friday, January 18th, 2008

gil scot heron

Perfect for hooking up with a pro-civil rights, vegetarian, spoken-word loving MLK Jr. weekend jumpoffs…

Or just hearing some good music.

For more info…

REBEL RAP METAL MASHOUT NYC TONITE

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

game rebellion


GAME REBELLION 2NITE!



‘Welcome To Brooklyn’


‘No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn’ featuring Jean Grae and Math

Come see the rebels live and direct!

SNITCH
59 West 21st Street
(btwn 5th & 6th Ave)
info@ghettometal.biz

GAME REBELLION is…

tejada YOHIMBE
Killer axeman

boston MALIK
Basshead

stockbroker KINETIC
MC = mic controller

iraq mother CHIEF MED
Medicine man on the axe

emi EMI
Keys and brass for that ass.

iraq mother Mr. PINK
Funky drummer

Download Game Rebellion’s ‘Searching For Rick Rubin

Get at me for the Game Rebellion OG EP ‘Game 4Life’

Gentrify My Love…

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

gents

I hear people bitch and moan all the time about all the new folks moving into the ‘hood because real estate prices are cheap enough for folks with some long family money to buy shit. I’m sure that all the white buying property in Bed-Stuy and Crown Heights didn’t make their money from owning slaves. Some of these folks had to get rich by selling their Indian reservations, er, rather their mid-western property claims to a Wal-mart of a mega-church while some folks simply raided the bank accounts of the Chinese that were forced into internment camps during the Depression.

What I’m saying is that you shouldn’t hate these new fangled inner-city pioneers the same way you shouldn’t hate on their forefathers that settled the midwest and gave smallpox-laden blankets to the injuns. I don’t know too many people of color with at least the brains of a pair of sneakers that would look to live in Brooklyn one block west of Utica Avenue.

tha 'hood

Use this handy map from Open Accessible Space Information System to look at the location of the luxury condominiums that were developed for the new millenium urban colonists.

tha 'hood

1) Luxury Condominiums
Who would have thought about LUXURY condos appearing on St. John’s Place between Schenectady and Utica Avenues? Has Brooklyn become Bizarro World? Not so much.

A huge selling point for those prison like facade condominiums is the outpost settlement of an active fire house directly across the street.

tha 'hood

2) NYC Fire Dept. Installation
Almost as secure as a police station, this is one of the beacons of the ‘hood.

But wait, what is that diagonally across the street from the fire house?

tha 'hood

3) Tha’ ‘Hood
I’m not sure how much those luxury condominiums are priced at, but if you thought that being across the street from a fire house was a benefit you need look no further than fifty feet away.

Give some credit to those rich fools who still thought this was a good investment.