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Viacom Networks: Hip-Hop 4 Sale…

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

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Blame me for telling y’all to watch this year’s annual Hip-Hop Honors awards. Viacom and their network of programs spends the entire year shitting on African Americans through their promotion of imagery that is depraved and dysfunctional, and then for one day, and for only TWO fucking hours they act like they give a fuck about the artform that is the soundscape and the portfolio to my life. Ne, our lives.

Sue me, because I admit to drinking the Kool-Aid.

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Everything is back to business as usual a day after their broadcast of the Hip-Hop Honors awards. The proof of that is how Viacom has directed YouTube to pull down all videos that reference the Hip-Hop Honors awards. RAFI, CAZ and I are reconsidering where we will publish our longform video of the event. If YouTube is too bitchmade to keep Viacom off their back maybe we need to find an outlet that still has our rebel spirit, even if it doesn’t have the reach or cache that YouTuube does.

Whoever works at Viacom should be busy leaping from 1515 Broadway or hanging themselves from the toilets in the employee bathrooms. They obviously serve no function at that outlet except to push the network back into the old millenium before the internets. Their constant attacks on YouTube are self-defeating to their programming. YouTube is totally free publicity. It doesn’t make their programming obsolete, but instead makes it worth viewing in a televised format. The people installed at Viacom are those of the simplest minds.

Notice the image above I took of the t-shirts for sale at the Hip-Hop Honors awards. It was a an executive at Viacom who thought it would be a good idea to sell these shirts during the show. That’s the type of small money brains that exist in Viacom. There’s no one that has any long range view and that is why they don’t understand the internets. If they can’t put it on a t-shirt then they don’t know where to put it.

Memo to Viacom… Let me tell you where to put it.

Fuck you Viacom. Unless you are creating a 401k for Grandmaster Caz or generating some health insurance for Phife Diggy then you are the reason that Hip-Hop is dead. All you are doing is broadcasting a glorified funeral.

DP Dot Com Pours A Little Out On The Ground…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

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This week the African burial ground in lower Manhattan will be opened up to the public. It’s a tiny little section in what is arguably the most expensive real estate here in New York City. One block from the venerable Tweed Courthouse and City Hall Park is what remains of the burial ground of the slaves and freemen that built early New York City.

It is a testament to all the people who raised their voices when the Federal government attempted to raze the ground here for the development of their new skyscraper. The Feds still built their building on top of the bones of these long dead slaves which is certainly par for the course, but there is now a tiny oasis of calm and peace that exists for all of us to enjoy.

If you are in Manhattan NYC and you plan a trip to ground zero to visit the site where so many people senselessly lost their lives I implore you to visit the first ground zero where so many others were interred for no other reason than the color of the skin they were in.

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A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

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When I return with the 45 on me, it ain’t for playing games…

What’s really ‘hood party people? I suppose it’s time for me to get back to work since y’all are back at your grinds respectively. I’m taking my time coming in off the bench because this is the fourth quarter. This is the part of the game where I want the ball in my hands [ll]. It’s big dog time. Let’s see who can finish the year off strong and take their buzz into the next season. I sort of stumbled around at the end of Q3. I had a few miscues, but thankfully none of them resulted in a turnover.

I was nearly ticketed for drinking in public, but the cops(two white dudes) let me go since my bottle was empty.

I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it, but the store security didn’t feel like going out like that. I came back the following day after I had bathed and I had some money and I bought the deodorant.

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I’ve been a bit loopy for a few weeks and that is prah’lee because I’ve started drinking heavily again. I get angry, then depressed, then melancholy. I buy a pair of sneakers and I get happy again, but then I drink until I get sick and this makes me angry once more. It’s called wash, rinse, repeat bitches and I plan on doing this until I die sometime soon, but I ain’t dead yet, and as long as I ain’t dead we got shit to do.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 is underway!

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is starting to separate the kids from the grown and sexy footballers.

Last week was all about the Hip-Hop Honors awards and the iNternets Celebrities handled their effing B.I. as usual. It’s all about rocking this thing until the wheels fall off. Since y’all have decided to come along for the ride I don’t see any reason to wait any longer. Let’s get this shit poppin’!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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Don’t blame it on the sunshine…
Don’t blame it on the moonlight…
Don’t blame it on the good times…

*Blames it on the brown juice…*

Let me give a shout to the folks over at ThinkTank Marketing for inviting me to this little sneaker soiree sponsored by the ultimate jig juice – Hennessy.

Normally, I don’t fucks with the Hennrock since the kid is known to spaz on the regulack. Hennrock for me is that blackout beverage where I usually get a phone call the following day telling me that I am barred from ever hanging with folks again.

It’s that or either I’m making my one phone call from the precinct house to CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE telling her to call my day job and explain that I will be “out of town” for a few days.

But who could say no to politicking with sneaker fiends, beautiful women, and imbibing FREE Hennessy all night? I couldn’t, plus it’s my birthday bitches! The following pictures are some of the sights and the celebrities that were in the building. Good thing I got my flick right before my glass sneaker turned into a pumpkin.

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Young HOBBS and some peeps…

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Got dimples? Check. Got Henny? Check. Got milk? CHECK!

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Only the freshest kids.

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9-2-5 working chick celebrities in full effect.

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The threes are mandatory accoutrements.

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Homegirl’s name is MEAH PACE. She’s the host of some website called Video City. Yeah, I know what you’re saying, she’s fine, but she ain’t no iNternets Celebrity.

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! The crew from Secret Society along with some young, foxy iCandy (c)iFuxxx

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! The SFU MVP for the night with the crispy Air Penny II’s. If HARDAWAY had been as hardbody as his kicks they might have given the J’s some comp.

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! Super heavyweight sneaker celebrities doing what it do (from right to left). Sneaker Fiend film documentarian SEAN WILLIAMS loves NY, Big CHRIS from the world infamous FLIGHT CLUB NY and his number one weedcarrier.

Keep it locked, more info on FCNY to drop here at DP Dot Com.

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The haze is in the atmosphere.

At the end of the evening FREE bottles of Hennessy were given away and a good time was had by all. If I sent you an invite for this party and you didn’t come through you can hit your monitor with a baseball bat right about now. Okay, don’t kill your monitor, but don’t call me up today asking for my bottle of Henessy either. No my brother, you gon’ have to get your own.

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VH-1 Has Made B.E.T. Irrelevant…

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

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For one week a year VH-1 earnestly goes in and represents for Hip-Hop better than any media outlet evar. They make Black Entertainment Television’s programming look so damn amatuerish and irrelevant. I’m not saying that B.E.T. should be the network that exclusively broadcasts Hip-Hop related content, but B.E.T. shouldn’t get outclassed to the level that VH-1 does it to them.

This year is unfortunately no different for Whack Entertainment Television as VH-1 gears up for their annual broadcast of the Hip-Hop Honors Awards. I could prah’lee go in on why this show needs a shapeup as well, but for what it represents it is still the most important block of programming on television. VH-1 takes over the game this week though by rolling out a string of reality shows and documentaries focusing on Hip-Hop’s past, present and future.

If you work at Whack Entertainment Television and you haven’t given your resume yet to to Viacom’s VH-1 human resource department you better brush up on your gospel music because that is the only thing y’all will be broadcasting come next year. That and videos of ‘Chocolate Rain’ by TAY ZONDAY. B.E.T. please kill yourself.

‘BRIDGING THE GAP’
Ep.1 featuring QUEEN LATIFAH & EVE
Ep.2 featuring SNOOP DOGG & THE GAME
Monday October 1st 11pm

‘Bridging The Gap’ documents what happens when two established artists come together to explore their shared musical passions. In each half-hour episode, two artists who share a mutual admiration and respect for the other will share a day, discussing their lives while creating a new track produced by one of today’s hottest producers. Queen Latifah and Eve are featured in the premiere, while The Game and Snoop Dogg collaborate in the second episode at 11:30pm
Editor’s note: The first episode sounds like some feel good shit for the ladies. Let’s see if Latifah advises Eve on how to get it done in Tinseltown. Speaking of Hollywood Snoop and Gayme are some of Hollyhood’s best cRap-tors. They need someone to teach them how to stay out of prison.

‘VH1 ROCK DOCS: FADE TO BLACK’
Wednesday October 3rd, 8:30pm

Shawn Carter (Jay-Z) has been one of the most influential figures in black American music since the mid-nineties. “Fade To Black” reveals the multiple Grammy Award winning artist as never before, from his background and rise to fame to the recording of his last album. The film chronicles his legendary concert at Madison Square Garden in November 2003 that featured guest performances by BeyoncĂ©, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, R. Kelly, Foxy Brown, Pharrell, and Questlove and The Illadelphonics along with appearances by hip hop icons Damon Dash, Rick Rubin, Slick Rick, P. Diddy and many others. Viewers get the rare glimpse into Jay-Z’s creative process as he searches for inspiration, poetry, and perfection in his songs. Narrated by Jay-Z himself, his account of the night takes on reflections of his entire musical career and his journey that led to this one astounding, fabled evening–rightfully called “Fade To Black.”
Editor’s note: The JiggaMan hype machine is gearing up. Yawwwwwn.

‘CLASSIC ALBUMS: JAY-Z – REASONABLE DOUBT’
Wednesday October 3rd, 11pm

VH1’s latest addition to the “Classic Albums” franchise takes us back through the whole creative process behind Jay-Z’s stunning first release “Reasonable Doubt.” Initially as a performer racking up an incredibly successful string of hit singles and albums and later as an executive, having taken on the presidency of Def Jam Records in 2004. “Reasonable Doubt” is still considered by many to be his finest achievement. A much harder hitting and edgy record than his later more polished and pop orientated releases, it announced to the world that a new rap star had arrived.
Editor’s note: ‘Reasonable Doubt’ is a great album as a piece of entertainment, but when media outlets continue to tout this album as a biblical account of his personal life it only serves to trivialize and further disenfranchise the families who were actually decimated from substance abuse. One day the people inside of the ghetto will file class action lawsuits against all the rappers who claim to have been former drug dealers. Until them I suppose I will have to suffer the veracity of this hustler’s homage.

‘VH1 HIP HOP HONORS’
Monday October 8th, 10pm

Once again, VH-1 honors the hip hop pioneers and legends that have made significant contributions to all aspects of pop culture with the fourth annual ‘VH-1 Hip Hop Honors’. Hosted by Tracy Morgan, this year’s honorees include A Tribe Called Quest, Snoop Dogg, WHODINI, Missy Elliott, the film Wild Style and Teddy Riley and Andre Harrell for New Jack Swing. The music and influence of each of the honorees will be recognized through performances by classic artists in collaboration with today’s hottest new talent. The honorees are set to take the stage and showcase their legendary talent, along with Ciara, Eve, Pharrell Williams, T.I., Timbaland, Bow Wow, Busta Rhymes, Common, T-Pain, Keyshia Cole, Nick Cannon, Nelly Furtado, Ne-Yo, KRS-One, Jermaine Dupri, Grandmaster Caz, Nelly, Mos Def, Kool Moe Dee, Grand Wizzard Theodore and The Chief Rocker Busy Bee as well as appearances by Chris Rock, Harvey Keitel, LL Cool J, Salt -N- Pepa, Kerry Washington and Diddy.
Editor’s note: The iNternets Celebrities are trying to score some red carpet access to this event. Stay tuned for more info.