Archive for the ‘T.O.N.Y.’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

life savers

I send this drop out to all of you that still represent the lifestyle. There’s the cats like THIRSTIN’ HOWL III, RACK LO, JUST BLAZE, T.I. and KANYE that keep things front and center in the rap game and all of y’all true school heads that I used to go to war with over these colors. We still up in here. We still alive and we still living and breathing this Hip-Hop. That’s one of the reasons why I call this set my ‘LifeSavers’.

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No matter what you stayed true to the game because you kept an eye on the past by respecting the architects and you keeps it funky with a twist on the new. Peep the wool trooper badge knit. So crisp because it’s been on ice for almost twenty years. It comes out the wrapper for photo ops and refolding. The trooper badge zip up jacket with stow away hood in the collar. So fresh and so clean-clean. This jacket is undeniable Bes Stuy Brooklyn Crown Heights classic. Lastly I made a pair of special edition Dunks in the ‘LifeSavers’ colorway. Holler at your boy if you want a pair built to spec from NIKE I.D. Baller bands, an extra set of racer blue laces and all-cotton ankle socks. Yes, it is serious like that.

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Peace to the Walk-A-Thon. Peace to Albee Square. Peace to N.A. & Fulton. Peace to Union Square. Peace to Empire. Peace to Rooftop. Peace to Skate Key. Peace to Latin Quarter. Peace to Lord & Taylor. Peace to Bloomie’s (nahh, fuck Bloomies!) Peace to B.F.O. Peace to N.B.O. Y’all ain’t ready, and I can’t stop, ‘cuz I won’t stop. I am Hip-Hop.

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NEW YORK CITY AFTER DARK…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

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Okay, my plan for blogging for 48 hours straight was waylaid due to the fact that I was drunk when I came back home. Last night was my peeps birthday at Belmont Lounge. F.Y.I., Every Friday it’s free of charge and ROB SWIFT holds down the 1’s and 2’s.

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Belmont Lounge is a nice little spot off the east side of Union Square. A lot of NYU co-eds play the space because the drinks are serious. I fucks with this shit called the Blue Long Island. I had one too many. I have such a fuckin’ headache. I gotta go back to sleep.

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BROOOOOOOOOOOKLYNNNNNN!!!

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

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or, SHAWN CARTER is the boss of me.

After years of hating on the proposed development over the Atlantic Avenue railyards in Brooklyn I have come around to seeing it built. Not because the developer has agreed to set aside any additional units for local minority residents and not even because the developer has agreed to include minority owned businesses in the contract bidding process. BRUCE RATNER will never agree to either of those stipulations. My single reason for warming up to this inevitable project is the proposal that will create a bigger and better Brooklyn Technical High School.

B.T.H.S. is where I learned the principals of drafting, which they called technical drawing. Tech drawing is the foundation for speaking the language of engineering. When you start to understand the principals of engineering you begin to comprehend the inner workings of the machine world and how parts work together like gears and cogs. In a very real yet rudimentary way you learn that in order to be productive you have to work together. I also learned how to draft on AutoCAD which has carried me through my professional career some twenty years later. Without a college degree and without a BTHS diploma I was still able to form a semblance of a life when I wasn’t busy trying to fuck it up. Whoever says that public high schools don’t prepare kids for life has never been to Brooklyn Tech.

I created a drawing in one of my AutoCAD classes of a futuristic concert hall. I imagined that the facade would have large glass openings that gave the building an image of inclusivity. It was quite different from how I felt about the Brooklyn Academy of Music’s architecture, which was too old and stuffy. Thanks to the Old Jew, another Brooklyn expatriot, who hired this high school dropout I would come to refine my AutoCAD skills under the tutelage of a master architect, and I would understand to appreciate classic architecture like the B.A.M. building. Being a master architect requires much engineering knowledge and the Old Jew further taught me how all the parts fit together. We’ll talk about him one of these days.

One day I showed the Old Jew my elevation drawings of the future concert hall with the huge curtan glass windows and the rooftop gardens that held fruit bearing trees. The younger graduate architects that worked in his office ridiculed the drawings for their relative simplicity and illogical premise. The Old Jew looked at the drawings and told me that it was all possible. I can remember to this day how that single sentence from him has empowered me ever since I was seventeen years old.

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When I first saw the images rendered of the architectural model for the new arena slated to be constructed in the Atlantic Yards development I immediately thought about the words of the Old Jew. He never once told me a lie. There was my design being manifested after all these years. The Old Jew returned back home to Brooklyn and he sent me a message. A tree still grows in Brooklyn.

If BRUCE RATNER and JAY-Z will create another building that teaches children the fundamentals of engineering and gives them a place to dream of what might be then I should support them wholeheartedly.

DALLASPENN Dot Com is for the children.

DP Dot Com x OhWord Dot Com 2.0

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

bodega

Guess who’s bizzack?!? The latest video is titled ‘Bodega’ and it features OhWord Dot Com’s RAFI KAM and I doing what it is we do. It took us a lot longer to get all the clearances in order for this clip since we are doing it legal like. VIDEOMASTER CAS films us as we travel around New York City and uncover some urban treasures. RAFI and I are going hardbody after the titles of ‘Internets Celebrities’. I mean hey, since no one else claimed it we figured we should.

For most city dwellers it has become a chore to find supermercados that carry an array of fresh vegetales daily. There are megastores like Pathmark and WholeFoods, but why don’t the local bodegas keep stock in healthy foods? The only thing green, leafy and fresh in a bodega will be the mint flavored Dutch Master cigar (and surprisingly good I might add).

The bodega contains a nutritional system that can only be consumed by those with the steel lining required for all ghetto stomachs. For these people, green, leafy plants don’t provide nearly the same amount of vitamins that a two for $1 iced honey bun has. Combine that with a two for $1 Tropical Fantasy Passion Fruit Punch drink and you are looking at a year’s supply of high fructose corn syrup, all for a dollar.

Bodegas are not just essential to the ghetto food pyramid. but also especially essential to the ghetto alternate economy. This is the economy based on loose menthol cigarettes. Strangely enough their ratio is also two for $1. Without Bodegas how would preteens know which malt liquor to purchase? And where would a young gangsta buy his first set of dice? That’s why I say “Long Live The Bodega!” Or at least our video version of it.


Bodega – Directors Cut – video powered by Metacafe

BRITNEY’s VAGINA IS STINKING UP NYC

Monday, January 8th, 2007

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BRITNEY SPEARS has taken to going ‘commando’ lately to air out her spoiled vagina. There was a mysterious odor in New York City over the weekend which corresponds to her taping an MTV segment.

NYC Mayor MICHAEL BLLOMBERG says that all the proper precautions have been taken care of to protect the city from Miss SPEARS toxic vag juices including the ordering of 10,000 cases of apple orchard fragrance Massengill.