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End of An Error at M.S.G.?

Friday, April 21st, 2006

starbury

It’s so haaaaaaaard to say goodbye to yesterdaaaaaaaay.

I was one of the biggest cheerleaders for STARBURY’s return to NYC. I thought that the Garden would be the place to reinvigorate his career and put him back on top of the pack of scoring point guards. In only a few years STARBURY has gone from being considered an NBA superstar to a glorified role player. I am in denial of this this just like he is. I wanted it to work this time, back in the garden, just like back in the days…

railsplitter

No matter where he went I was always waiting for him to come back home and reclaim his throne.

g.tech

But then he wound up in the land of lakes and Coney Island seemed so very far, far away now.

'wolves

New Jersey was a poor substitute for home when the place of your dreams is right on the other side of the Lincoln Tunnel.

nyets

What prophet doesn’t have to walk though the desert to earn his chops?

phx

It wasn’t supposed to be more of the same frustration once he touched back down at Madison Square Garden.

starbizzle

He was New York City’s prodigal son of the hardwood floor.

mickey dees

In the end I have to remain loyal to the orange, white and blue instead of any one player since the athletes change jerseys faster than if they were buying them on Delancey Street.

Will the Knicks be better after STARBURY exits? Probably so. Will N.Y.C. be better? I doubt it.

HOME RUN 1986

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

I love my home.
The center of the world(NYC).
Get anywhere in the tri-state in about 15 minutes.
At the corner of 34th Av and 113th St.
The Louis Armstrong School.

I open my window to receive
the orgy of noise that is the summer.
Empty playgound echoes the sound
of pennies tossed from a tenth floor terrace.
Endless drone of piston provoked rubber rings
as Z28’s and 240 SX’s float upon the Grand Central.
Shrieking, creaking, groaning, moaning on elderly rails
the elevated flails for Times Square.
Thunder screams from a DC-37
polished aluminum bird leaves LaG.

And with all of this going on
still the sweetest song
55 thousand strong

When #18 takes a leather wrapped ball of string
and places it in the rightfield parking lot.

straw man

Reservations in the Sky: CO-OP CITY

Monday, April 17th, 2006

co-op city

I spent a lot of time when I was young in the care of my grandparents, particularly my great-grandmother. To this day she is probably my single most powerful connection to GOD. If you have a grandmother and she loves you a lot then multiply that feeling exponentially. There isn’t a more developmentally encouraging person that I can think of for someone under 5 years of age.

The GOD reference was apropo too since my great-grandmother lived on the 25th floor of her apartment building and you couldn’t convice me otherwise that her apartment wasn’t Heaven. On a foggy overcast morning if you looked out the window you looked down on the clouds. They were so thick and cumulus that some kids thought they could ride them away. Unfortunately back then the city had no laws requiring child safety bars for hi-rise apartment building windows and every so often a mother’s anguished banshee wail would echo through the cavernous canyons of buildings. I guess you can’t have Heaven if there is no Hell.

co-op city

My great-grandmother knew that she didn’t have to worry about me losing my sense of perspective even at that early age. She kept me busy with her cooked food, her card games and her love for mystery novels. She was an avid reader and I don’t even recall her watching anything on television, except when she let me watch Sesame Street. Her transistor radio in the kitchen was never turned off, but it was never too loud either. Just a calm sound that couldn’t replace the din of an energetic three year old. True story is that I don’t remember being three years old, but I remember my great-grandmother. I remember her voice and I remember her food.

My great-grandma was old school before I had even gone to school. Great-grandma was born on the island of Nevis in 1894 so by the time I touched down she had already seen the best and worst of all people. Her husband was a tall Irish-American immigrant, Mr.O’LOUGHLIN, who was renowned for threatening all the neighborhood rapscallions that might gaze for too long at any of his daughters or nieces. Mr.O’LOUGHLIN passed away when I was too young to have known him, but everyone that knows us will tell you that I have at least two of his traits. His eye for beautiful women and his oversized liver.

My great-grandmother certainly made up for any of Mr.O’LOUGHLIN’s lessons that might have been issued to me. Later in the day I would be joined by my grandmother and my grandfather. My grandmother was more or less the captain of the team that lived in Co-op City. She had all moved from my great-grandmother’s house in Queens to this brand new development in the Bronx.

scotland

Modeled after some technologically tremendous European residential architecture(above picture), Co-op City was one of the largest housing initiatives ever created. The City housed almost sixty-thousand people in over 15,000 housing units. There were incredible amenities in this City within the city. Apartments were heated and cooled with centralized air conditioning. Each building had a multi-user laundromat. The ground floors of the apartment buildings hosted various medical offices for all the seniors that were part of the development. I think that was the appeal for my grandmother on behalf of my great-grandmother. The City’s site plan was so organized that you didn’t have to cross a street to get to the supermarket, the deli, the dry cleaners or the schools. This was from its inception a master plan that lent its design to utopian communism. Co-op City also had the greatest number of Black, Brown, Red, Yellow and white peoples living within the same zip code.

From the mind of a five year old child this was my favorite place on Earth, but under the surface of this faux forced utopia were the undercurrents of social unraveling on a grand scale. Co-op City for all of its charm and extravagance could not escape the real world right across the street. The Bronx is the poorest section of America per capita and Co-op City would not be exempted. In order for the developers of Co-op City to secure the Federal H.U.D. money to create the development there had to housing set aside for people receiving Federal and state income supplements. The developers designed the city so that this area where their ‘Section 8’ tenants would reside was separated from the primary housing block. They were provided with their own shopping cluster and primary grade schools, but the high school students would be required to travel by public bus. The area of Co-op City that housed primarily all of the developments welfare recipients was further sequestered from the larger complex by being on the opposite side of the Hutchinson River. Occasionally, the drawbridge that you had to cross to enter that section would be raised if there was a barge traveling up the river.

There was certainly a distinction made between the residents of Section 5 and the rest of the Co-op City residents in Sections 1-4 (no relation to ‘Section 8’). These differences would manifest themelves at the local high school, HARRY S. TRUMAN, where children from middle class aspiring parents comingled with the children of parent(s) who may not have shared those same values. I believe this was the failure of Co-op City and the subsequent failure of residential communities of even smaller scales. A community’s value system will be reflected by it’s most mediocre denizens, where those that have a higher value system will displace themselves or be shunted altogether. High rise apartment complexes work in European cities because they are occupied by residents who share the same class value system. There won’t be any pissing in the hallways in Glasglow, not because they are more civilized, but because that is never projected as an option to using the bathroom.

co-op

The residents in Co-op City began to reflect the values of people that feel like they have no stake in the place that they reside. Simple issues like litter can become tremendous issues when you contemplate the magnitude of 60,000 people all living within the same 300 acres. Trust me, there’s no longer any room to breathe. Co-op City barely made it through New York City’s fiscal crisis during the 1970’s. City services like mass transit and garbage collection were severely halted. Roadway repair was also non-existant and this was an area of the Bronx that residents needed to drive to and from their jobs if they had one. Now try to imagine the resulting clamor when the mid-1980’s recession and drug explosion took hold of the city. This much ballyhooed model community was under siege. The last remaining white residents fled from Co-op City as if it were the Titanic sinking in the middle of the ocean.

The diversity that began when this city first opened its doors was no more. It was now metamorphisized into the largest Federal housing project in the country. More reflective of the southern Bronx neighborhoods like SoundView and Hunts Point as opposed to the diverse middle class western Bronx enclaves like Marble Hill and Riverdale. Co-op City is a great study in urban design and planning, but I think it serves as a better example for socio-economic trends. This is why many whites are opposed to sharing zip codes with different peoples. If the vales of new residents doesn’t at least meet those of the incumbent community you will have a loss of property value. Transversely, if new residents into a community value their property they will be able to displace the incumbent community who does not have those values.

So now when I look at high rise apartment buildings I see them as just ‘Reservations in the Sky’. Instead of giving away multi-acre tracts of land for people to establish their communities the government is stacking houses on top of one another so much like LEGO blocks.

GAME REBELLION – LIVE IN CONCERT

Friday, April 14th, 2006

gameflyer

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RealTime NewsFlash!!!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Awww shit is real in the field, nah’mean?!?! Somebody just got they wig pushed back at the 7-11. I was on my way to this store to pick up two vanilla Dutches and a Double Gulp when I came upon the scene. I tried to piece together what might have happened without asking the police since I don’t want to be seen talking to the jake. No snitching allowed ya’heard?!?

I wonder if that bastard gimp Hindu clerk finally got blasted? That summamabitch tried to charge me extra scrilla for the 44 oz. Slurpee. I was like, “Nahh motherfucker, use the scanner to get the price.” He was pissed off and so was I. Fuck the bullshit I will slap the shit out of a gimp Hindu for no money down. I don’t know what that motherfucker think this is. He better stop watching them ‘Birth of A Nation’ reruns before I shove one of his handlebar crutches up his azz.

So it turns out that the gimpy Hindu clerk wasn’t the one that got merck’d. I wonder if it was the cool azz Haitian brother? How ironic would that be? To escape all the madness in Haiti just to be shot over a pack of Newports and a Quick Pick?!? Then again, I should prah’lee feel sorry for the fool that pulled out on the Haitian. Didn’t he know that Haitians eat people that flash guns on them?!? Damn, that is fucked up if that cool azz Haitian clerk ended up eating one of the customers. That is why I never buy the churritos up in that piece. You never know what kind of meat they be using.

That makes me wonder if it was the Mexican dude that was working there tonight. Mexicans can get gully when they need to. Although I don’t know if you want to defend the cash register of a spot that is only paying you $5.15 an hour. But that is where I underestimate Mexicans because they are pretty loyal for that minimum wage. How fucked up would that be to swim across the Rio Grande and then to sit in back of a darkened, cold 18 wheel trailer to come to Long Island to be shot for a churrito?