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R.I.P. DIRT McGIRT (ReMix)
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Editor’s Note: This post was originally issued as an e-mail blast after the tragic death of RUSSELL T. JONES a/k/a OL’ DIRTY BASTARD. The WU-TANG Collective gathers at the Hammerstein Ballroom in N.Y.C. to celebrate the life and legacy of O.D.B. on February 14, 2006. Peace to OL’ DIRTY. Peace to the WU.
I never got a chance to really open up and show my love to BIG BABY JESUS(OL’ DIRTY). Next to GHOSTFACE, I felt the soundtrack to his life the most. There is so much mental energy that we Black men exert on an everyday basis just to keep from going crazy. The socio-political-economic system that we live under acts like water running down a drain and we struggle daily not to go under. Not that anyone out here has it particularly easy(white included) because when your taxes aren’t paid on time, Uncle Sam will come to your door to get his regardless of your last name. Your last name only determines if he will ring the doorbell or kick in the door.
I should prah’lee give thanks to the WU real quick also. The WU-TANG clan illustrated the diaspora that is the Black Man. The members were individually talented and collectively invincible. Not since PUBLIC ENEMY has there been a group as diversely and intelligently orchestrated. Each member of the clan used their particular style to imprint and transform rap music. The term ‘ice’ belonged to the WU. If you don’t believe me please go copp RAEKWON’s ultra-classic first album also featuring GHOSTFACE KILLAH.
Without the WU-TANG CLAN who could we look for to express Black male unity? The 1980’s wannabe crack dealing reminscent DIPLOMATS? STATE PROPERTY? Isn’t ‘State Property’ the term used for incarcerated slave labor?!? The Gay Unit, oops, I meant to say G-UNIT.
Well all I got to say is one thing to say. ‘Shimmy Shimmy Y’all’. WU-TANG FOREVER!
The INTERN Scrapes Madddd Tail
Monday, January 30th, 2006
Every time I go out with The INTERN (no brokeback) I am amazed with all the young women that he knows. The INTERN isn’t a pimp, but he has got some serious pimp hand that he uses on the lee low.
He knows how much I love the smell of the ‘other’ white meat so he took me to a party in Manhattan.
MySpace.com is where he gets all his young sweet poon from. I remember MySpace dropping about two years ago when I was just getting into Friendster. KING TEE told me to get up on it but I couldn’t see myself committing to managing another BlackPlanet-esque webpage.
Little did I know how MySpace was about to blow up. The folks at MySpace saw how popular networking sites like Friendster were and they upgraded the interface to allow for more random profile browsing. MySpace became the ‘hood-friendly Friendster. The network on my space is free flowing and laid back too. I just love the white chicks that can bounce to the Hip-Hop. MySpace has got tons of ’em. Here is a picture of The INTERN getting his mack on with a couple of sexies…
MySpace even has some sexy Mexicans up on there.
With MySpace in my life I may not have to masturbate as much this winter.
Awwww, who am I kiddin’?!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUNDWAVE!
Saturday, January 28th, 2006
After ten years away my dude looks better than when he left (no brokeback of course).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPER CARTER!
Friday, January 27th, 2006
Back in the day I had a schoolboy crush on PIPER.
So if y’all don’t know about this actress/model/professional photographer then you need to ask somebody.
or you could just visit her website pipercarter.com
