Archive for the ‘Separated @ Birth’ Category

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: DAVE CHAPPELLE

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

chapp

Go see DAVE CHAPPELLE’s Block Party.

It’s a celebration bitches!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PIPPY LONGSTOCKING

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

pippy

Just as an aside… DON’T leave your kids with the PIPPY on the right.

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH: MARLON WAYAN’s WIFEY STATUS

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

marlon and brak

MARLON is cool with us even though he is married to BRAK.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: CAP’N CRUNCH

Friday, February 24th, 2006

kangizzle

I know that we just did one of these with your cousin KANGAY, but I was visiting NAH’RIGHT and I saw a comment that likened your mans-n-them and his tiny jackets to the good CAP’N. I even had to admit that seemed to be an astute and informed comparison. I mean, just read the box… “stays crunchy… even in milk”, “sugar sweet”.

But who am I to make fun of this statesman? He obviously has people following his lead.

capn crizzle

KANGAY WEST does care about pirates.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: KANGAY WEZZLE

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

it could happen to you too

CRUNK and Disorderly showed me that the problems begin with a deity complex and a love for little boys’ jackets.

glove love

With a few more grammy awards you can substitute a ‘BUBBLES’ for a JAMIE or a JOHN.

monkey love

The tiny jacket is the key for your upgrade to the ‘other’ white meat.

post-post blue lagoon

But eventually, the tiny jacket drags you into a wormhole of mental insanity.

wacko