I’m about to GO IN partypeople.
I’m about to stretch an unlimited Metrocard to the limits. The MetroCard allows access to MTA buses and subways and this includes the Long Island bus routes as well as the Bee Line bus routes in lower WestChester.
The second part of this mission of madness was inspired by A.J. Wright’s ‘Final Clearance’ sale which is granting 50% off items that bear a yellow clearance ticket. I just bought four (4) Air Jordan warm up jackets for $5 apiece. I gave one to Premium Pete, one is being to shipped to SlumBeezy for his DP.comtributions and I still have two(2) to fux around with.
Today’s mission finds me on the hunt for those bombproof Timbs. They were on yellow tag clearance for $21 so if I find a pair in the size I want they will be $10.50 and that is making me in-FUXING-sane. The idea of coming up on armageddon-proof Timberland boots for less than the price of a movie ticket has inspired me to undertake this journey.
The first leg will find me on the N4 Long Island bus starting from the Freeport hub.
The N4 will leave me in Jamaica, Queens at the E train station Parsons/Archer Aves.
The E train will transfer me to the R train at Queens Plaza then one (1) stop to Lexington/59th St #5 transfer.
Uptown #5 trian to last stop in the Bronx – Dyre Ave and then to eastbound Bx16 bus to Pelham Manor
Pelham Manor A.J. Wright location
Bx16 westbound to Major Deegan Expressway and transfer to BeeLine bus #20 or #21 going north into Yonkers.
Yonkers/Cross County A.J. Wright location
I bet the trip across the Bronx and up to Yonkers will be as long as the trip was just to get to the Bronx.
I may not even copp anything, but the trip will be so fuxing epic.
Or I could just stay home…