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NYC’s Most Notorious Housing Projects…

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

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A while back my peoples over at UnKut.com asked me to lend a hand in a piece they were creating for the best Hip-Hop magazine on the planet, the U.K.’s Hip-Hop Connections.

The piece was to focus on the most notorious New York City housing projects. I’m glad that UnKut came to me for the assist. If I am nothing else I want to be a repository for NYC’s history, both good and bad, but mostly actual and factual.

The Unkut Guide To Hip-Hop’s Most Notorious Projects – Part 1

The Unkut Guide To Hip-Hop’s Most Notorious Projects – Part 2

“The housing projects plan isn’t flawed until you fill it with poor people. When these building were filled with working class folks it seemed like there might be a better life for people.

Generations stayed up in those buildings too. Remove the manufacturing and shipping industry from NYC and add the rampant access of drugs like alcohol, heroin and then crack and the housing projects devolve into what we have now.

The government smartened up with regards to warehousing the poor and disenfranchised. In the early 1900’s they gave away tracts of land to the Native Americans for them to drink themselves to death. The housing project is the same idea except the acres are stacked on top of one another instead of being spread out.

This aids in the control and regulation of these populations as well. Police can black off a few traffic arteries if the native get restless now.

Housing projects are just reservations in the sky.”

Epic Fail = Piyush = PU~

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

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The internets is as unmerciful as politricks are when it comes time to throw the losers under the bus. When the G.O.P. jumped out with PIYUSH JINDAL as their 2012 Bizarro universe Barack they thought that just by putting someone on the frontlines that was from the ‘other’ was enough to describe their commitment to change.

Sadly for them they did as good a job vetting this Hindude as they did with Caribou Barbie SARAH PALIN. With his first, and possibly last shot at the big stage JINDAL flamed out like a bottle rocket with no stick to stabilize it. We used to call those joints “niggerchasers”. The Republican party at the moment is ready to pop off like a room full of bottle rockets with no stems attached and they are definitely chasing a nigger.

PIYUSH JINDAL’s cataclysmic burnout has garnered him a bit of internets celebritydom. The homey Combat Jack has decided to call an instance of epic failure a Piyush (pronounced pee-yoosh). In keeping time with other various internets memes the word Piyush will be contracted down to PU~ for usage on this site. I love the idea and I love just saying the word PU~. Doesn’t that just sound like something being released from someone’s sphincter at the most inopportune moment?

Here’s another great moment in PU~…

FANBOYS REJOICE!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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Marvel Studios has signed SAMUEL L. JACKSON to a nine picture deal with a free case of Nuvo.

JOHN BYRNE IS HARDBODY!

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

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My favorite comic book artist of all time should be your favorite too if you knew what was good for you.

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Peep some more of the sketchbook in the Blu Cheez gallery.

Double click the images to view them at full size.

DP’s Nike SB Wishlist…

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

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Nike SB Quagmire = fuego mucho.

link via $taplecrop$

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