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POLITRICKS 2008: Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

newports

Now why the fuck is niggers shootin’ outside like someone promised them a free pack of menthols.

They better not be those Kool 100’s either.

There’s definitely a cause for celebration, but not only because lightskinned Blacks have finally emerged from the ruins of the Al B. Sure deity sitting on our mental mantles, keep in mind that OBAAMA also has a Black wife which never happens when you see successful men of color. Black women were always hot and classy, AND now they can be trophy wives too. This is a victory for all the ladies that have made the Kool-Aid, fried chicken, ribs and the arugula.

It could have almost not happened though.

The situation was dicey from the early numbers…

electoral

9pm
As you can see, OBAAMA and McCAIN were neck and neck with the popular votes although OBAAMA was given the lead in the electoral college.

I enjoyed a delicious spinach roll from Raimo Pizza on Merrick Ave.

electoral

10pm
Still no big surprises on the board. This red state to blue state comparison annoys me since the popular vote is too close to call.

I downloaded, er, received my review copy of the latest Q-Tip album, ‘The Renaissance’.

electoral

11pm
Incredible! OBAAMA has McCAIN doubled up in the electoral college but across America they are almost tied.

Shit! My download doesn’t work. Does anyone know who manages Q-Tip?

electoral

12pm
The glass slipper apparently fits…

And UnKut comes thru with the beats as always.

It wasn’t a fancy slogan that motivated everyone to come out today. It was hard work from the ground up. From all the people who tirelessly grind on the grass roots level of organizing with information. Everyone that came out today restored the promise and the potential of America. Now is the time to get back to work.

I believe again…

Q-Tip x D’Angelo – ‘I Believe’

FIRST SATURDAY STAYS ON TARGET…

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

bma

The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a new exhibition on feminist art titled ‘Burning Down the Master’s House‘. The idea being that the master’s house is the museum as a male dominated province and the house also as the metaphor for the only place that a woman belongs.

If you are trying to get closer to a progressive chick my advice would be to bring her to this exhibition on 12.06.08 because that is the date for the next First Saturday at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. Trust me in that bagging up chicks at the museum works. I met my progressive broad there.

Target stores sponsors these joints and they pop hard with action almost every time. This past Saturday was a little off because they had a wack ass DJ set playing techmo crap, but that means that the December party will be great since they never eff up twice in a row.

I brought out the handycam this Saturday in the hopes of chopping it up with some of the folks that come to the First Saturday events. The crowd is as diverse as you might imagine and the party usually spills into the Prospect Heights neighborhood’s local bars and restaurants. Take a look for yourself…

I CALL MY BABY PUSSY. P.U.S.S.Y.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

atwoman

I’m gonna try and count all the chicks dressed up as Catwoman tonight.

Happy Halloween bitches!

And pussies.

zShare >>> Parliament Funkadelic – ‘I Call My Baby Pussy’

‘A’ Holiday…

Friday, October 31st, 2008

a town

Thanksgiving finds me in the ‘A’ with Dukes.

If you are in that part of town during that time let me know so we can link. My last visit to the ‘A’ found me breaking bread with a serious collective of producers, writers and artists. I don’t imagine that this trip will be any different.

Shout to all the airlines that have their round trip tickets priced under $200. Does this mean that the airport will be filled to the gills with cheap mother-effers trying to take advantage of these fares?


PrA’li

The Laugh Master…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

george

Things That Piss Me Off – NSFW