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JEANIUS… SIMPLY GENIUS

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

jean grae

Hip-Hop has been dying from several different diseases over the last decade. There has been an overall lack of creative talent being promoted by the record companies as each label falls over the previous in a rush to bring us the latest fad in cRap music. Sellout ringtones to soulless robotic voice machines. From anthems that create dance crazes to crazed cough medicine filled anthems. If Hip-Hop still had a heart it was going into cardiac arrest.

More than all of that Hip-Hop was missing one half of its very essence. There hasn’t been a first rate female emcee since Rah Digga. My homegirl Lin Que is still on the set out there somewhere, but when was the last time that we listened to a female rap because she had skills and not because we thought (and hoped) that a tittie would pop from her bustier? Enter underground phenom Jean Grae.

Jean Grae was bringing lyrics back from the beginning of her career. She is a devoted Hip-Hop head which means that she is a fan of all music. I started to really listen to Jean Grae after she did the ‘No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn’ remix single with GAME Rebellion. All you underground Hip-Hop heads (RAFI) knew about this chick like ten years ago. I’m glad for her that she is finally becoming an overnight success. Without Rah Digga or Lauryn Hill the game has been in a shambles. Jean Grae can’t bring rap back all the way by herself, but when I see artists like Joell Ortiz, Phonte, Wale, Immortal Technique and Jean Grae I know that real Hip-Hop lives on.

Copp Jean Grae and 9th Wonder’s new album ‘Jeanius’ on iTunes.


Don’t Rush Me

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This World

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My Story

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Love Thirst

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‘Jeanius’ album covers via 2DopeBoyz

The Ruler’s Back…

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

the ruler

“Gather ’round party people as if your still living, and get on down to that ol’ Slick rhythm.”

I’m sure that you folks have heard by now that Slick Rick has received the Scooter Libby treatment from New York’s Governor Patterson. This means no more threats of INS sending him back to Haiti or wherever he was from originally. Before any of your favorite rap-tors were taking photo op mugshots Slick Rick was putting in hardbody work.

Most of y’all are too young to remember that Slick Rick had to shoot his cousin to keep dude from stealing his chains. Slick Rick caught a sick bid for that shit too. What is ironic is how so many people have come into rap music later and have done worse but received less time. Cassidy killed his childhood friend over a monetary dispute and he was back on the streets after only a few months.

I imagine that I may get to interview him one day. What should I ask Slick Rick if I have the opportunity? Here are a few questions that come to my mind…

  • Is it real [ll]?
  • 14k or 18k, or both?
  • Do you still sport Ballys
  • How many Kangol caps do you own?
  • Which country is better, England or the U.S.?
  • What do you think of so-called gangster rappers who have never shot anyone?
  • SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Monday, May 26th, 2008

    hyperdunk

    hyperdunk

    I don’t get too crazy for release dates on shoes because that usually means camping out in front of some retail space overnight. I like my shoes a lot, but my Boy Scout days are behind me now. Still and all I have been known to catch a few hours of shuteye on the subway.

    So trust me when I tell you this it is big. The NIKE Dunk Hyperflight is the first shoe that I am ready to pull out the pup tent for. I am down to pull a 48-hour stint in the same drawls like I was at Camp Alpine. I actually pulled a 84 hr mashout in the same boxers during a tilt at the Bronx House of Detention. I had to throw away ALL of that clothing.

    My point is that I need these kicks like that.

    NIKE goes in crazy like they did when they created the original blue Foamposites a/k/a the PENNY 1’s. I don’t even know what the materials of this shoe are. My eyesight tells me there are carbon fiber strands that act as structural elements during tension and torsion. The shoes invoke the design and purpose of bridge cables. Each of those carbon fiber strands adds more focused stability and support than a simple sheet of material. I imagine that when these shoes are properly tied up you might be able to complete some amazing feats of athleticism.

    Is it the shoes?

    I haven’t seen NIKE put together a viral push like the campaign they are mustering for the HyperDunk. Sneaker fiends already want the shoe on G.P. After the LakeShow’s successful run in the Association’s playoffs combined with these YouTube videos this might be the most sought after shoe since the Air Jordan III.

    A FOOL AND HIS MONEY…

    Sunday, May 25th, 2008

    3 card monty

    Are easily separated.

    These old school hustlers brought out the 3 Card Monty setup and got this dude for his grip. This is a variation on the ‘shell game’ where a pebble is hidden under a shell and the confidence man managing the game moves the pebble around discreetly so that you never correctly guess the shell it is under.

    3 card monty

    3 card monty

    I felt bad for the dude in his young twenties that was swindled down by this professional unit. These people were pretty sharp as far as street hustlers are concerned. The two dudes in the picture were the lead bigmouths. Their accomplices were spreadd throughout the onlookers.

    This was almost like watching a video of hyenas take down their prey with guile as they caused confusion with commotion.

    Homeboy never even stood a chance.

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Friday, May 23rd, 2008

    subway

    Sneaker Fiends… Come out and plaaaaaaay.

    This weekend Saturday May 24th at high noon we will convene the first monthly S.F.U. NYC tour under the clock at Grand Central Terminal.

    Come with your love for crispy kicks at the cheapest prices NYC has to offer.

    We will traverse the Bronx, Brooklyn and Manhattan in our quest.

    Just like the ‘Warriors’ movie, but with less gang warfare.

    Jump in this thread so we can politic this specifics.


    Can you dig it?

    Can You Dig It?!

    CAN YOU DIG IT?!?

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