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RAP NERDS UNITE!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

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But hopefully not with these humps.

If you are one of the cats that spends as much time on the ‘nets as I do then you must have already seen(and heard) one of the greatest cross-collaborations in the history of the world wide web. It was like the United Nations of rap bloggers coming together to celebrate the fact that most of them haven’t left their parent’s basements in over a decade.

When Oh Word magistrate RAFI KAM told me of the idea to create a mega-list of fifty of the greatest rap songs that people had slept on you should have seen my eyes roll. When RAFI gets excited about an idea he talks so fast that sentences are melted into a slurry of sounds and grunts. I was sure that the list would be comprised of Sean Price and GhostFace one offs that were recovered from some discarded DAT found in a dumpster in front of a NYC sound studio.

In fact RAFI had help from the ‘others’ that write for his site as well as respected Hip-Hop bloggers like ROBBIE and NOZ. This was a compilation of rap classics from a multi-national, multi-ethnic perspective. They considered things like production value and lyricism (a derrty word in current rap circles) when they chose their songs. The curators of this list are the best backpackers in the blogging cipher.

The true essence of the backpacker was that they owned every single cassette from everyone that ever rapped and if you wanted to hear some gangster shit they had you covered. If you wanted to hear some weedhead shit, that was in their backpack as well. Of course they had that Free Mumia rap music too. These curators were the types of cats to have the set of headphones that were held together with scotch tape. These are the types of niggas to let the tape rock until the tape popped. Enjoy some boom bap history courtesy of Oh Word dot com…

  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs You Need To Hear … Right Now (1-10)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (11-20)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (21-30)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (31-40)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (41-50)
  • These guys are so drunk from the power of the music they have brought to us they have even released a bonus beats drop with an additional twenty tracks for you to hear.

    These dudes can’t stop, no, they won’t stop.

    R.I.P. To The Negro Network… And Who The Fuck Cares?!?

    Thursday, February 15th, 2007

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    If you work on the tenth floor at 555 West 57th Street I suggest that you start looking through the classified ads before you do your usual morning fuckery. In a few months I predict that Black Entertainment Television will be carrying the weed for lesser Viacom networks like MTV Brazil or Nickelodeon New Zealand. B.E.T. stopped being relevant a long time ago but the final death knell was sounded this week.

    When the news came down that B.E.T. was creating it’s first original programming series and that the series was going to viewed on Viacom sister network VH-1, I knew it was a wrap for the old Negro Network. It’s nothing new for networks to share their programming. Look at how Disney made ABC give Monday Night Football over to ESPN. The understanding is that ESPN has a hardbody sports clientele that would support the MNF broadcasts wholeheartedly. So then why do the head honchos at Viacom think that VH-1 would serve as a better platform than simply B.E.T.? It’s because the program is a dramatic series focusing on the lifestyle of a Hip-Hop music mogul.

    And could it be all of the rap music related programming that already has Hip-Hop fans tuning into VH-1? From ‘Flavor of Love’ to ‘I Love New York’ on to ‘Ice T’s Rap School’ and now currently the most important program in Hip-Hop history… The outrageously popular ‘ego trips white rapper show’. This shit is so important to Hip-Hop right now that RAFI from OhWord dot com had to shut down an IM chat with me because the show was coming on. Fuck DVR’ing that shit, the show has to be watched and discussed in real time. Suffice to say I haven’t seen one episode yet. I should take the advice of the Village Voice blogger and just give rap music back to the whites. It’s under this umbrella that B.E.T. is creating their show that they will ultimately give to VH-1.

    Blame the previous producers of programming at the Negro Network for creating a block of shows that appeal to only a 13yr. old to 19yr. old demographic. It wasn’t totally their fault either since most of the music that is performed by negroes is designed to be trendy temporary pop music. Even 106th & Park seems more immature than T.R.L. The kids seem almost prepubescent. Somebody keep your eye out for ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY. This is now the audience that essentially occupies the airwaves and message boards for Black Entertainment Television. Viacom doesn’t believe in them as a suitable or viable consumer base and they want to tap into the more mature audience that frequents VH-1.

    I still feel a little bad for B.E.T. I know a lot of folks that work over there and they aren’t the type of people that can do much of anything else except maybe work at the DMV or the cashier station at Mickey Dees. These fools are going to be added to the already burgeoning unemployment pool in the entertainment sector thanks to MTV getting rid of some of its flotsam and jetsam. Again, I send this post out to all the cool people that I know at Black Entertainment Television. Good people like exec producer STEVEN HILL, and…

    Damn, I don’t know of any other cool folks at B.E.T.

    CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

    Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

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    A funnty thing happened when I started compiling tracks for a secial Podcast this week to honor JAMES ‘JAY DILLA’ YANCEY’s born day which is today. I couldn’t believe that I hadn’t listened to most of these tracks in over six months. It’s a wild understatement to claim that JAY DEE was an important music producer. He is the essence of Hip-Hop. His influence spans all types of musical genres and sounds. DILLA Lives.

    Record executives label a song Rap, or R & B or Rock in order to help their marketing departments sell music. JAY DILLA defies labeling. He simply makes good music. He is the father of KANYE WEST, 9th Wonder and any producer that dares to dream. Even though DILLA left us a year ago he left us with a catalog that lives. I will take this week to celebrate life and my love for everything that is Hip-Hop. DILLA Lives.

    Listen to the snares DILLA uses to make you bounce. Smooth and in control. The same goes for the horns that come in and keep the vibe silky. This is the Detroit attitude that you hear in DILLA’s music. I can see myself strutting into the big room doing my ditty bop and my hat tipped to the side. A fly grey-green eye on my arm dressed to the nines. This is show off music. DILLA is showing out for us. He gave us a soundtrack to get fly to. He gave us a soundtrack to get high to. Psyche-funkadelic keyboard hits let me know that JAY DEE stayed with his cap on twist. It’s a beautiful thing. DILLA Lives.

    And like I always say… Respect the architects. DILLA LIVES!

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    SLUM VILLAGE – ‘Tainted’


    JANET JACKSON feat. Q-TIP – ‘Got ‘Til It’s Gone’


    PHARCYDE – ‘Runnin’


    J DILLA – ‘Anti-American Graffiti’


    JAYLIB – ‘Raw Shit’ (Instru-Mental)


    RHIAN BENSON feat. SLUM V – ‘Say How I Feel’


    SLUM VILLAGE feat. KANYE WEST, JOHN LEGEND – ‘Selfish’


    DWELE – ‘Think Twice’


    SLUM VILLA – ‘Reunion’


    JAYLIB – ‘Nowadays’ (Instru-Mental)


    JAY DEE featuring ELZHI – ‘Come And Get It’


    DILLA – ‘Watching Smurfs On ‘Shrooms’


    ESVEE – ‘Things We Do’


    JAYLIB – ‘Heavy’

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Monday, February 5th, 2007

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    Do you remember CHRIS WEBBER and the rest of the talented players from the University of Michigan’s ‘Fab Five’ era? There was a time in America when universities like Michigan were segregated and the only place for Black athletes to play a sanctioned game of semi-professional basketbal would be through the athletic club circuit.

    These athletic cubs were founded by progressive Blacks that had a desire for community building and upward mobility even though the country had strict Black Codes and Jim Crow laws that forbade Blacks and whites from sharing spaces. In those years a basketball team would be known as ‘Fives’ since that was the number of players that each team put on the court. Think of a Negro Leagues for basketball players. And just like the Negro leagues a ‘Black Fives’ game was an event unto itself. It was a social gathering and an affirmation of community. You may or may not be familiar with some of the great players that were once Black Fivers. PAUL ROBESON, CUMBERLAND POSEY, and JOHN ISAACS are just a few of the names of the great athletes that participated in this network.

    NIKE stays on their Black History grind and similiar to what they did for the bringing Negro Leagues style back to the light they have created a line of apparel and footwear that salutes the spirit of the early Black basketball pioneers here in this country. The line is simply called ‘The Black Fives’. NIKE partnered with the Black Fives Foundation in order to create these items that honors the entrepreneurship and true talent that these teams displayed. Using logos and namesakes from the actual teams as well as the original colorways, NIKE pays homage to the great game and the truly great pioneers.

    I had to cop the Harlem Renaissance Dunks. They are only $50 right now at V.I.M. stores in New York and New Jersey. Holler at me on the e-mail if you want a pair. There are a few other teams on sale as well like the Smart Set Athletic Club Dunks and another team from Brooklyn called the Alpha Physical Culture Club. To learn more about The Black Fives history and the teams that paved the way prior to the Association click the link here.

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    JANET JACKSON : M.I.L.F. QUEEN

    Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

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    I like to buy my yearly calendars in February when they go on super discount sale. So what if I lose track of my schedule in January? Think about the money I’ve saved as compared to how much time is still left in the year. So I bought the JANET JACKSON pinup poses calendar just to see if 40 was actually the new 30. To my pleasant surprise, Penny Woods has 40 looking like the new 14. JANET almost looks younger than her daughter. All sweet smelling and brand new.

    Take a look for yourself. BROWNSISTA dot com has posted the images.

    janet