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ARE WE THERE YET?!?

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

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You have to suspend logic when you get on board an airplane. If you told someone that you were going to put them in and aluminum tube and use highly volatile weapons grade fuel to propel the tube 30,000 feet into the atmosphere and then drop somewhere that you could predict beforehand… Well, how crazy is that? Yet we go to airports and get inside of airplanes without giving the act a second thought.

So here we are in Phoenix (supposedly) waiting for the connector to Salt Lake City. I said supposedly because I don’t really know where I am for sure. The airport is a nowhere space in reality and time. Food and everyday items like toothpaste are totally priced out of scale. You can’t tell where people are from in the airport. People are weird and disparate looking. Rarely is anyone actually friendly which is highlighted by the meta-superficial ‘buh bye’ from the flight crew.

Somehow, someway you end up in another place at another time and you keep it moving.

O.K. I’m just talking shit now. RAFI ate a wild looking Pizza-Hut chicken pizza. I passed on it because I don’t want to deal with ‘the Bubble’ on an airplane. Salt Lake City is the next stop on this journey, and the journey is what it’s all about.

Just keepin’ shit 100 with y’all.

UPDATE: I ended up eating the pizza too. And yes, the rude ‘Bubble’ was cooking up in my stomach afterwards. I made it to base camp in time without having to use public accomodations. Whew!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

richies

This is my spot!

RICHIE’s
122 Delancey Street, New York City
corner of Essex Street
(212) 228-0275

and peep RICHIE’s peoples…

Mr.JOE’s
500 8th Ave, New York City
corner of 35th Street
(212) 279-1090

Mr.JOE’s
555 8th Ave, New York City
between 37th & 38th Street
(212) 564-3979

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

life savers

I send this drop out to all of you that still represent the lifestyle. There’s the cats like THIRSTIN’ HOWL III, RACK LO, JUST BLAZE, T.I. and KANYE that keep things front and center in the rap game and all of y’all true school heads that I used to go to war with over these colors. We still up in here. We still alive and we still living and breathing this Hip-Hop. That’s one of the reasons why I call this set my ‘LifeSavers’.

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No matter what you stayed true to the game because you kept an eye on the past by respecting the architects and you keeps it funky with a twist on the new. Peep the wool trooper badge knit. So crisp because it’s been on ice for almost twenty years. It comes out the wrapper for photo ops and refolding. The trooper badge zip up jacket with stow away hood in the collar. So fresh and so clean-clean. This jacket is undeniable Bes Stuy Brooklyn Crown Heights classic. Lastly I made a pair of special edition Dunks in the ‘LifeSavers’ colorway. Holler at your boy if you want a pair built to spec from NIKE I.D. Baller bands, an extra set of racer blue laces and all-cotton ankle socks. Yes, it is serious like that.

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Peace to the Walk-A-Thon. Peace to Albee Square. Peace to N.A. & Fulton. Peace to Union Square. Peace to Empire. Peace to Rooftop. Peace to Skate Key. Peace to Latin Quarter. Peace to Lord & Taylor. Peace to Bloomie’s (nahh, fuck Bloomies!) Peace to B.F.O. Peace to N.B.O. Y’all ain’t ready, and I can’t stop, ‘cuz I won’t stop. I am Hip-Hop.

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The Goddess Is Good, All Of The Time…

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

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I was just complaining how BeYONCE never gives me any frontal photos and then BAM! Look how good she is to me, sharing her goddess-like bounty with me over the internets, giving me that blank stare that says that she has no idea where I am taking her, but oh, she knows, she knows we are going into the bathroom right now and I am opening my bottle of Burt’s Bees lotion…

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BeYONCE KNOWLES, GODDESS OF ASS…

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

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BLU CHEEZ was tooling around the web looking for some pics of various celebs to put into the photo albums section of this site when he brought something interesting to my attention. BeYONCE KNOWLES is photographed with her ass to the camera. A lot. I don’t think there is any singer slash actress that is photographed in that position as much as BeYONCE is. Certainly not JESSICA SIMPSON who is somewhat comparable to BeYONCE in resume only. Even when she was trying to pick that crappy ‘Dukes of hazzard’ movie out of the toilet she wasn’t giving backshots away.

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The only reason I’m complaining about being forced to stare at BeYONCE’s azz so much is because she has a dynamite rack also. Can I get some cleave shots once in a while? Is that too much to ask? Every red carpet event has BeYONCE turning around and poking out her seat, but I can never find any pics of her facing the camera and grabbing her ankles. I’m sure theres a race card for me to pull out in this mess but I will let y’all draw your own inferences.

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I read this article the other day where BeYONCE says that she has to perform as a character named SASHA in order to seperate her true self from her agressively sexy performances. So in effect she plays a character that she’s not comfortable with because she knows the character is baseless and poorly developed. How many other people have careers where they have to seperate themselves from their job because the thought of the work they do makes them cringe? Other than say, hookers.

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