Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

OH WORD Almost Got A Random Nigga Kill’t!

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

dilla

I was going to wear my special J DILLA tonight to the Gnarls Barkley concert in Central Park when i was reminded of this story…

CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE and I were coming from one of our movie dates when we decided to take a stroll on the Duece. That’s only referring to 42nd Street here in NYC for all you raging scat-o-philes. We just came from seeing ‘My Super Ex-Girlfriend’ and ‘Talladega Nights’. Both flicks are worth your money even though we did the two-fer with free movie passes.

That’s why I love C.S. I don’t have to put expensive food in her belly everytime we go out. Sometimes it’s all about doing free shit and that suits my budget just fine. So here we go just walking up Broadway past the Virgin record store and some dude jumps out on me, “YO! YO! YO! Yo fam, would you like to buy my CD? I produced it myself with 20 tracks of straight up Hip-Hop!”

“Nahh mayne, s’aiight tho”, was my reply and I looked dude dead in the face as a symbol of respect and not a straight up dismissal.

“Whatever man, I seen’t your shirt and I thought you was into real Hip-Hop.” was his follow up.

I had to look down at my shirt for a second because I forgot what I had been wearing. It was my JAY DEE shirt that I copped from the OH WORD store. The shirt reads “J DILLA CHANGED MY LIFE” with an image of a record crate at the chest. I had to stop right there. This nigga just shitted on me like I don’t love Hip-Hop because I didn’t want to buy his wack azz CD.

I turned around and I told dude, “Yo I love Hip-Hop. The reason I don’t want your joint is ‘cuz its prah’lee wack.”

The young dude walked away and made the ‘fuckouttahere’ sign by waving his hand. I feel proud of myself that I gave that young aspiring rapper a taste of the music industry apathy. Although sonn did look like his CD was going to be wack anyhoo, by telling him that his music wasn’t shit is going to do one of two things for him. He is either going to quit rapping and just get a job working for the Transportation Safety Administration or he is going to get back into the lab and perfect his flow.

In any case, that J DILLA t-shirt changed his life.

(shop at OhWord.com in a few days and tell ’em BILLY sent ya’)

All Day I Dream About STALIN…

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

fidel

or FIDEL CASTRO, Superstar!

I was like, “Awwwwww ish! Look who took a trick out of TUPAC’s manbag and brought himself back from the dead?!?”

FIDEL CASTRO is looking mighty snazzy in that Adidas track suit too. If I were styling him I would have gone with a more socialist look like a Blue Ribbon Sports warm-up jacket, but I guess I’m just a company man through and through.

So now I think the only logical question that is next for FIDEL to answer is which pair of Superstars to rock?

fidel

Friends. How Many Of Us Have Them?

Monday, August 14th, 2006

bert & ernie

A huge shout out goes to LM for sending us a check to cover our recent bandwidth overages and to RAFI and AMADEO for supporting the programming here at DP dot com. I really appreciate the sacrifices that you fellas have made to enable me to continue my grind at this website. Knowing my dude RAFI as well as I do I expect to receive an I.M. from him instructing me on what content to post.

Let me say off that bat that I thank everyone that comes here and spends some time with us. If time is money then you folks are also contributing to the intellectual equity that we are trying to build up over here. Please keep DallasPenn dot com among your internets favorites and we will continue to make sure that you get your money’s worth.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE! > STRAIGHT LACED

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

swoosh

Consider this late night drop to be a PSA of sorts to all the sneakerheads that fall thru this spot. Niketown will have free booklets from time to time featuring the new programs that the brand is ushering in. Way back in the beginning of the year when NIKE was gearing up for the ‘Joga Bonito’ line of footwear and apparel they issued a booklet that described some of soccer’s most famed teams and oval pitches where the game’s history resides.

Being the junk junkie that I am I decided to keep a few booklets for myself. Not really knowing what I would use them for, but understanding that I would eventually find a place for them. The booklets are typical NIKE produced items in that they are slickly done collector’s items in their own right. One of the vintage soccer teams described in the book was the 1930’s New York Americans. They are the forefathers to the swanky New York Cosmos teams of the mid-1970’s. The NY Americans were internationally regarded as one of the best teams in the game.

am1 joga bonito

This set features a a pair of Air Max 1 Premium, as well as one New York Americans tee along with a ‘Joga Bonito’ booklet and a pack of stickers. This will be one of my sets that I take on tour with me to show the effects of NIKE brand product synergy. Pray for me.

am1 joga bonito

am1 joga bonito

am1 joga bonito

am1 joga bonito

am1 joga bonito

DALLASPENN.COM MIXTAPES ARE AVAILABLE…

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

little johnny

Good news party people! A small donation to this website will line you up to receive one of the exclusive limited edition DALLASPENN.COM mixtapes. Take the ecelectic stylings of your favorite blogger with you on the road. Each CD is a high quality audio treasure that will provide you with nearly 80 minutes of classic Hip-Hop rare groove fun.

all star cd

NATIVE TONGUE NEGRO LEAGUE ALL STARS
DE LA SOUL at their very best. Guest appearances by Q-TIP, MF DOOM, COMMON, MOS DEF and even PHARRELL.

tron CD

BACK TO THE FUTURE
80’s synth pop and new wave that would be the early steps of Hip-Hop music were captured for this compilation. Diversify your musical portfolio and copp some cool beats to listen to this summer. KRAFTWERK, BLONDIE, INXS, DURAN DURAN, The GO-GOs and the EAGLES are some of the artists that rock this disk.

black superheroes CD

BLACK SUPERHEROES
Why doesn’t Batman come to the ‘hood? Who needs Batman when you have JAY DEE, MAD LIB, MOS DEF, SLUM VILLAGE, and The ROOTS CREW to hold down your earholes?

Each disk also comes complete with a DALLASPENN.COM refrigerator magnet.

Just send $6.00 U.S. for any single disk to bluecheese28@hotmail.com through the PayPal protected system of online payments. Your CD’s will be shipped to you immediately so that you don’t have to spend another day listening to commercial radio.