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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

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Premium Pete is going Holly’hood on us?

Nahh, Drizzy is just one of the regular customers at Premium Laces NY who digs getting the hookup from Pete. Premium Laces is the only store in New York City to honor the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount. Now don’t call up Premium and ask him for the DP discount because only DP can have the DP discount. What you can have is the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount, and you can only have that if you remember to say [pause] after you say that you fux with Dallas Penn.

Premium called me up and told me that he had a little treat for two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends. Pete is giving away a pair of Nike Red laces for the first two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends that send us pix of them in their kicks. Sneaker pr0n is all good. The Nike Red laces were created as part of Nike’s ongoing social project to help fight AIDS in Africa. Me personally, I don’t believe in AIDS in as much as I believe that people need access to clean drinking water and competent healthcare professionals and if my consumption can help aid in that direction then I am all in.

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So ladies, send us a pic of you in your kicks and you get a box of these nifty Nike Red laces that say you are part of the web of life on this planet.

Ladies always stay laced at Premium Laces NY.

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

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The Super Bowl this year could shake up a whole lot of ways that would make me happy. The Jets could face the Cowboys. The Jets could face the Packers. The Packers could face the Chargers. The Cowboys could crush the Colts. Once I select my NFL playoffs fantasy squad all that favorite team shit goes out the window.

I hope this is finally the year that TONY ROMO doesn’t choke to death in the post-season. If he does I want his ass traded ASAP (peace to WARREN SAPP). Let’s set off another DP.com pool and here are the rules…

First Rule: Read these fux’n rules correctly.

If you fux up your roster you are shit out of luck. The fantasy pool admin (myself) does not give a good gotdamn about whatever your problems are. Submit one roster only. You have until Saturday 01.09.10 12:00pm EST to post your squad so take your time to do it correctly.

You can only pick one(1) player per team. So if you chose Tom Brady as your QB you can NOT Randy Moss as a WR. Take your time and use strategy when assembling your team. You will only get points when your player plays so be careful of the 1st round byes and teams you think will only play one game. Your team must consist of…

PLAYERS
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 FLEX(could be a running back, wide receiver, or tight end)
1 Kicker
1 Defense/Special Teams

SCORING
6 pts- TD Rushing, Receiving, Passing
6 pts- Defensive TD, Kickoff Return/Punt Return for a TD
6 pts- Defensive Shutout
3 pts- Field Goals (4pts- 40 yarder, 5pts- 50 yarder, 6pts- 60 yarder)
3 pts- Defense holds opponent to 9 points or less
2 pts- Defensive safety
2 pts- Two point conversion (Rushing, Receiving, Passing)
1 pt- Every 10 yards Receiving, Rushing
1 pt- Every 20 yards Passing
1 pt- Defensive sack, interception, fumble recovery
1 pt- Kicking extra point
0 pts- Any yardage on punt/kickoff returns

* If a punt or kickoff is returned for a TD the D/ST gets 6 points and if you have a guy like Wes Welker as one of your WR’s he will also be credited with 6 pts if he ran it back. So in that scenario the Pats D & Welker will be credited 6 pts.
* RB has 73 rushing yards and 10 receiving yards(total yards – 83) he will be credited 8 pts.
* If a QB has 200 passing yards -1 rushing(total yards – 199), he will be credited 9 pts. If he has 199 passing yards &1 rushing(total yards – 200), he will be credited 10
*This is NOT for just the first round, but the ENTIRE playoffs so once your player is out you cant pick up another you have to play a man or two or three down.

Here’s what my squad looks like…

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Willis McGahee
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens

Good luck to everyone who puts in a playoff roster.

You. Could. Go. All. The. Waaaaaay.

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Not For Long: It’s A Wrap!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

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The final week of the Not For Long season has floated past us. This year’s DP.com pick ’em pool was the best one evar. Madd heads were in the running for the grand prize and the lead changed hands several times. Shout out to everyone that was part of the pool from start to finish.

Do y’all wanna go in with a fantasy roster for the playoffs?

Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile…

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

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Bell Biv Devoe – ‘Poison’

During the Martin Lawrence marathon I was buggin’ the fux out after I watched this infomercial for ‘Booty Pop‘ panties.

Between all the tanning salons, colagen lip implants and now fake booties Black girl bodies are getting swagger jacked to death.

I’ll take my Black girls like I’ll take my coke – raw and uncut. Ya’ deeg?!?

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I FUX WITH STAR WARS…

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

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Can you imagine fingerbanging this with your solo hand?

Atlanta is the Wal-Mart capital. And Wal-Mart is like Star Wars central. I came up on the ARC Clone Commando that I wanted to put into my collection, but unfortunately it was part of a three(3) figure Wal-Mart exclusive pack priced at $25.

I broke down and went to copp the pack several days after Christmas and unbeknownst to me Wal-Mart was selling the pack on 50% clearance. I ran back down to the toy section and picked up another pack, just because I am a lunatic like that. Now I can open up one pack and examine these figures in depth [ll] and keep one pack sealed on my nerd shit.

I have been really intrigued by these Hasbro figures. I wish the scale were larger, but the articulation and detailing has been sublime. The super bonus in this series is the Elite Commando figure pictured on the right. I didn’t recognize the character from any films because it turns out it was introduced only through the expanded universe.

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clones

The figure I had been after from the gate was the Alpha Reconaissance Commando. This is the figure with the heavy blaster rifle and all the armament accessories. This joint is so off the chain in its construction. Hasbro merc’ked this mold. You can take off the helmet too and look at the designer’s rendition of Jango Fett.

The funny shit is that this dude looks like the motherfucker who stays giving me a hard time at the 7-11 on Sunrise Highway. Holy shit. Let me find out that the cloners from Kamino are really doing their operation from behind the Union Carbide plant in Kolkotta?!?

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clones