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How The West Was White…

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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The morning news is featuring the story of this hotel owner in New Mexico who forbade the spanish speaking employees from speaking spanish in his presence. Ha, good luck with that in NEW MEXICO. Good luck with that anywhere in the U.S. for that matter.

The hotel owner also told the employees to remove the ethnicity from their names. Marcos begat Mark and Martin begat Martin. But we all know that spanish folks love to say ‘Marteeeen’. Hell, I love to sy it my damn self. Do you remember that scene from ‘Roots’ where Lavar Burton gets publicly whipped until he calls himself Toby?

That was awesome.

Everybody loves this scene. It’s the ultimate description of being owned.

The hotel owner probably lives for the characters that John Wayne portrayed who came into the wild, untamed west and shot Indians in the back and burned the squaws and children alive in their teepees.

Sadly, the hotel owner can’t do that nowadays because of these stupid laws giving rights to the savages but he will be good and sure that his plantation is overseen correctly. This was always America. Living in New York its easy to forget this on most days when police aren’t throwing 50 bullets at you.

The hotel owner’s mandated cultural appropriation isn’t odd to him. It’s what John Wayne would have done on the silver screen. But do we all know about John Wayne’s lifestyle when he wasn’t making a movie?

john wayne

MacBook Computer Love…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! on VillageSlum

I apologize if you have seen this video a hundred times. It’s one of my faves. Let me live a little.

MacBook Computer Love from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Hilary Swank Is For The Kids…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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HILARY SWANK is one of my favorite actresses but I could swear she was 1/16th Black because of her features. That’s not why I digg her though. She is hot. She is like a hot tomboy who puts on makeup and then walks in the room and blows everyone away with her pizazz. Did I just say pizazz? You hotdamn right.

HILARY is catching some heat right now for an interview she made in which she admitted to being nude before her boyfriend’s 6yr old son. How lucky is this lil’ crumbsnatcher? I spend my every waking hour on the web searching for nude celebrity photos (females, natch) and HILARY SWANK is giving snatch shots to an audience that doesn’t even appreciate that goodness.

HILARY SWANK, I am giving you T-minus 10 seconds to walk nude in my dreams…

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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Yankee fans got what they wanted in the playoffs so far. Ghey-Rod finally started to get some hits and the Yanks are back in the October November Fall Classic again. I really wanted the Yanks to play the Dodgers in the World Series but I suppose it is more poetic for the Yanks to match up against the MLB’s reigning champs.

For Mets fans next year began in June. I thought we only needed more pitchers but ass the season played out I realized that the Mets need more PLAYERS. I’m willing to deal Wright and Beltran for pitchers and draft picks. Those guys aren’t going to be getting any better. At least our current GM isn’t embroiled in an ugly sex scandal.

Former Mets GM Steve Phillips has gotten sloppy before and it cost him his job with the Mets. This time he fuxed up on Disney’s dime and you know the mouse doesn’t espouse anything that smacks family values in the face. The intern Phillips was reportedly digging out is named Brooke Hundley. I wonder if she has any relation to former Mets backstop Todd Hundley.

Mets fan shame runs deep, even in the off-season.

The Pantydropper G.O.A.T.

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

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I watched this PBS special last night on MARVIN GAYE and I was totally transfixed. He was an important and vital part of the Motown hit-making juggernaut, but he was so conflicted because of his alcoholism and drug dependency. The story was made all that more tragic because of the musical legacy that he left behind for us.

I remember the house parties that my parent’s used to host and how all the people would get quiet when the MARVIN GAYE album came on. If you were born while he was alive then there is a good chance that his music was part of your parent’s babymaking soundtrack. Sheeeeit, holler back if your folks had the 8-track.

Please enjoy some of MARVIN GAYE’s music before you get out on your way. Put some love on something close to you. Even if that something is yourself. Just don’t let this man’s message go to waste.


‘Distant Lover’


‘Since I Had You’


‘I Want You’


‘After The Dance’

*PANTYDROPPER BONUS*PANTYDROPPER BONUS*


‘Sexual Healing (acapella)’