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Reel Recognize Reel…

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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^ 600lbs. of I.C.B.S. (ice cold blue steel)

Like I said in an earlier drop, shouts to Nah’Right and OnSmash for helping me get my dreams out by leading the way on the internets.

Think about this for a second…

A few years back eskay starts a website mainly for posting music that he fux with and talking about rap in a free and open environment. Nah’Right also grinds its ass off. Nah’Right becomes the pre-eminent website for new Hip-Hop music and they didn’t even cheat their way to the top by having a URL with the words ‘Hip’ or ‘Hop’ in it. No big deal. Just a kid from Yonkers on some rap shit. I’m not talking about Jadakiss or Styles P tho’. I’m talking about eskay.

OnSmash used the video player format to launch Hip-Hop music and culture into the future while other sites use their players to bring the culture backwards and downwards. You won’t see catfights, or anything that adversely describes Hip-Hop culture in an OnSmash player. Just real rap and the real people that move this thing. Nothing exploitative or degrading. How many other sites can claim that and would aim for that? Cupcakes bow down to Hof.

Anonymous heads on the internets can say some slick shit from their keyboards but Hof and eskay deserve their accolades for NOT selling out and keeping their sites true to the culture. Hip-Hop needed help to get to the year 2010 when we could see rappers from all different backgrounds with different styles get their exposure and their recognition. This wouldn’t have happened without the persistence, perserverance and power of the internets. Show yourself some effin’ respect.

Now here’s a video clip of the Internets Show featuring Dallas Penn as he does events during CMJ 2009 in NYC.

Chea!

Xbox Fiends Unite!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

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The latest development in this season’s DP.com Not For Long football pool is the addition of a special Xbox DJ Hero promo package as the new grand prize for the winner. You can still opt to receive a pair of sneakers or you can get the hottest video game evar.

If you were under a rock the last few years you would have missed the Guitar Hero craze that went global. Activision is now trying to corner the rest of the market with the Hip-Hop version of their most popular game.

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The DJ Hero promo pack will go to the points leader at the conclusion of the regular season. If you weren’t taking the football pool seriously yet it’s time for you to step up your picks…

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 54
THE UNSEEN 53
Jesse 53
JayWho??? 52
Chief Okoye 52
King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 51
KoolMick_Lovin 51
Slaug_ter House 50
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 50
cocotaso 50
theotherstevesmith 50
titansfan78 49
Brooklyn Gyrl 49
DA’s Wonder Twins 49
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 48
Fearless Vampire Killers 48
EFFBOMBS 48
Home Cookin’ 48
PurplePeopleEatersPause 48
nuh nuh nuh… gone 47
Madden Corleone 47
Suck a Dick Butkus 47
Vick Flair 46
BXPittFan 45
BananaClipse 45
Las Baja Panties 44
BANITTLES 44
blackneckid 44
DirtyJerz 44
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 44

The overall leader Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can be caught from behind but it depends now on how bad you want to get to the top. The rest of the season begins now.

*super shouts to Diego from Cornerstone for sponsoring the DP x NFL Football Pool

You Better Recognize…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

HOF from OnSmash hit me up on the jack and asked me if I would do some hosting for this event. Hell’s Chea! was my answer. Only $10 for ALL of these acts? You better recognize…

Nah’Right x OnSmash = the future of rap music

ALIVE…

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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Bless1 what up?!?

Still on my Kid Cudi shit.

Don’t judge me.

Alive (Unofficial Official Fanboy Ish) from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Women Are Wearing The Thickpants Now…

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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Rising number of women earn more than mates

This is so true on a thousand levels. Chocolate Snowflake wears the corduroys in our relationship. Keep in mind that she has a college degree as well, so any chick I am dating will be making more money than me. Plus I like to ‘date up’ anyhoo. I refuse to be around any broad that has education credentials like mine.

This situation certainly has been true for the last two generations within the African American community. Now they are trying to push this lifestyle onto whites who have every reason to push back. What people are recognizing now is that there is no longer a middle class. Everyone is now part of the ‘working class’.

This means shit like no more vacations abroad or otherwise. They have even been marketing a term to describe your stay at home vacations – staycations. While that is a cute marketing device, it also tells me that the quality of life is being dramatically eroded if people can’t afford to literally change their perspectives.

I’m all for women being recognized for their contribution to the workforce. They can even bring home twice my salary if their boss will allow it and I will stay home to feed the babies, er, cats. I’m just leyting everyone know now that I want an apron to fit a 350lb man and not some little shit. This is the future internets. Next up, lactating male nipples.