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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

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MANNY RAMIREZ looks to be getting back to being MANNY RAMIREZ after serving the 50 game suspension that MLB imposed on him for having a bottle of prescribed estrogen.

Even if MANNY RAMIREZ is planning on going back to the Dominican Republic in the off-season to grow ladytits he is making his presence felt during this season in the field. 9 RBI in 8 games is what’s really hood. But passing JIMMIE FOXX and tying the MICK on the all-time HR list is the official bone gristle.

The Los Angelos Dodgers lead the majors with 55 wins as the first half of the season wraps up tonight. The Boston Red Sox trail the Dodgers in total wins, but leads the American League in victories. How supreme would a Boston vs. L.A. World Series be? Especially since the Celtics and the Lakers are respectively the teams to beat in the Association as well. I’m riding with the Dodgers on this one.

For JACKIE and for MANNY.

Str8 From The Lab…

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

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The Internets Show a/k/a the DP.com podcast is back on the web.

Have a listen, put it on your iPod.

Throw it in the bag.

Ugggh.

You Can’t Spell Thugs Without Hugs…

Friday, July 10th, 2009

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It seems like a lifetime ago when Fisty Scent and Gayme were trying to patch up their relationship. It had to be a bitter pill for Game to be kicked to the curb by Dre. Wasn’t Dre the dude that found Game in that strip club and took him down off the pole? Ever since his disconnection from the Aftermath umbrella Gayme has been like a rudderless ship in the middle of the ocean.

I watched Gayme’s tirade against Ghey-Z and thought to myself that what Game really wants more than anything is the hug from an elder rap statesman. If Jay would just invite Game on one of his yachts for a cruise through the Caribbean how happy do you think Game would be? Game doesn’t hate older rappers because they are old, he hates them because they ignore him.

Sure, this is a retarded way of getting attention from the people that you love, but why should rap music be any less dysfunctional than the rest of the world? At least Game isn’t forcing us to put out an Amber Alert on his ass by disappearing off the map. He is standing directly in front of us calling out for help. Jay-Z just has to give homeboy a hug. And maybe a kiss [ll].

This could be problematic though if Bleek feels ignored.

video link via Nah’Right

SlaughterHouse = Graphic Music…

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

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In about one month (or less for the illegal downloaders) the SlaughterHouse collective project will be unleashed upon us. That will be a great day for these artists since they formed a union that many couldn’t believe would bear an actual album rather than just a few singles. I’ve always loved the idea of rappers from different locales finding common ground without sounding soft or diluted. My only concern at this point is whether SlaughterHouse can make it to the finish line intact.

Their popularity has brought on a new set of problems that I hope they will be able to withstand in the long term. The jealousy that arises from other artists and fans alike who feel that the SlaughterHouse collective doesn’t deserve their blessings is starting to show its face. This sentiment was expected however. I’m not worried about outside forces slowing down the SlaughtHouse movement. It is the dischord from within that I am concerned with. Will these artists be able to contain their egos from one one another?

Over the course of the year I have discussed the SlaughterHouse collective at this site. Which site? THIS site gotdamnit. The comments have ranged from which emcee has brought the best lyrics to the table to which of these rappers is the most likely to say some shit off wax that creates friction in the “rapposhere” (my word bitches). I’ve gone through the trouble to use some of the information that you have spoken on and create a graphic representation of what the SlaughterHouse collective means to us all. The internets loves graphs.

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2009 Album Anticipation (Buzz Chart)
The anticipation for the SlaughterHouse album is off the charts when you compare their leaked singles to those of Only Built 4 Cuban Links 2, the Blueprint 3 and Detox. At least SlaughterHouse has a confirmed release date. The other three albums may never come out.

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SlaughterHouse Shit Talker
Rap music is definitely a spectacle now as much as it is about recorded music and who understands that better than Joe Budden? His disdain for the Vibe ‘Best Rapper’ list is what caused that magazine to have to close their doors. I hope that Joe Budden’s penchant for letting his stream of consciousness rants create more attention than his rhymes doesn’t rub off on the rest of the collective but I see that Royce is also letting other issues with washed up rappers become his focus instead of the Revival EP he just released on iTunes.

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SlaughterHouse Best Lyricist
This is the topic I’m most excited to debate after the album has been released. Who will be the emcee that goes in the deepest and the hardest [ll]? Which one of these guys will leave it all in the booth? Who will make me press rewind the most. Joell and Crooked I have been early favorites of most people online, but I have a sneaky suspicion that Budden and Royce have a few tricks up their sleeves.

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SlaughterHouse Sexiest Member
Don’t forget for one second that rap music is now pop music and pop music is about image and style above all other things (sadly, including music). With that said I thought we would take a look at the sexiest member of the SlaughterHouse collective. You know that isn’t Joell or Crooked I who are both inceidentally two of the ugliest motherfuckers to ever grip a microphone. Maybe that is why they are such ill rappers? Royce and Joe Budden are both vying to be the Eddie and J.T. of this boy band but the sexiest of them all is their manager Crystal. You can say hi to her on the Twitter and ask her when SlaughterHouse will be coming to your town.

Or you can just stare at her picture like I do.

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Dead Rappers Get Better Promotion…

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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What has Michael Jackson’s death taught you? It should be that the music industry is reliant now upon the deaths of icons to sell its backstock of CD’s and other merch. This is fine too since I can think of a plethora of aging rockers that could all remove their carbon footprints from the planet whilst also creating a boon to the flagging music business model.

Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Ozzy Osbourne, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Robert Plant, Eric Clapton, etc. All of these artists have ridiculous catalogs and rabid fans worldwide that would buy their shit again if re-packaged into some kind of collector’s box set. The real way to come up though would be if you were Mick Jagger and you faked your death. Couldn’t you see Mick Jagger retiring to some Brazilian hideaway where sexy slim D-cup shemales fed him grapes all day? That is real rockstar shit my friends.

Who in the rap game has the catalog to retire on and still has enough of a following to make faking his demise profitable. The only dude is Jigga. Plus, who likes going to island resorts more than Jay-Z? I think 50 Cent has taken one vacation in all the years he has been rapping. You never see Eminem on vacation. Jay-Z is that anomaly who goes off on holiday and retires from rap simultaneously. Some people rap to go out on tour. Jay-Z raps to put points in his 401K.

I remember there was a latino dude that rapped like Jay-Z a few years back. I forget dude’s name and really I didn’t even bother to learn it because it was obvious he was smitten with Jay-Z so much that he would never get a break in the business. Now what if we pulled that dude away from his FedEx gig and told him to make some songs in the Jay-Z voice like that dude made all those songs using the 2Pac voice. Jay-Z could be holed up in Tobago with his roommate Larry Johnson and still caking off new albums that were supposedly recorded before his demise.

None of us here are that delusional to think that 2Pac recorded 5+ albums worth of material in 6 weeks? We all know that some dude that rapped with 2Pac’s voice was used to keep that dude’s legacy popping while 2Pac vacations in Cuba. Jay-Z could do the same thing. There is now way a Jay-Z album is going platinum under its own power. When I say platinum I am referring to 1999 platinum status(1M units) as opposed to 2009 plat(300K units). This is my best idea evar. Jay-Z can finally retire like he’s always talked about and he will become the best selling rap artist of all time.

This is at least until Eminem fakes his death and has Asher Roth rapping for him posthumously.