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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Since I’m still on my Philly vibe I decided which kicks I need to rock to the Roots picnic next year.

I’m copping these Nike Vac-Tech Barkleys because they are HARD!

Barkley’s signature shoes always had that substantial hardbody silhouette. Barkley’s game was actually supernatural because he was shorter than his listed height of 6′-6″. Some have said that Barkley was actually 6′-2″. LOL. Dude is the GOAT Phoenix Sun but these shoes are all about that Philly swag colorway.

Nike’s Vac-Tech constructs the upper of one seamless shell. Even the foams have seams at the heels and toebox. These joints are definitely some Independence Day neck snappers. I’ma free myself from all the Jordan hype with these buttermilks.

Knickerbockers Back…

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

Your favorite almost NY Knickerbocker, Dontrevius Wenters, has an extra ticket to the Knicks blue and orange scrimmage at the world’s most famous arena, Madison Square Garden.

Dontrevius thinks he was invited to the scrimmage to tryout for the hometeam.

Now that the NBA lockout is over will Dontrevius finally make his way in?

The New York Knicks have a new look and in their quest for an NBA ‘Chip (championship) they also have a new brand of potato chips.

Move over Utz, the Knicks are going for the gold, Yukon Gold.

The New York Knicks are undefeated.

Sure its the pre-season, but we can all hope can’t we?

Dontrevius Wenters walks the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden to talk to Knicks fans about their hopes for this season.

And his chances for finally playing for the Knicks.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

The Air Jordan retro XI ‘Concord’ hype reached a fever pitch on 34th Street lastnite. No one was killed in NYC but unfortunately that wasn’t the case around the country.

I’m sure the Jordan Brand folks will consider this a successful release. Had there been mass killings this might have been the best release of all time. I’m sad that we’re back to killing people for sneakers because the people making these joints in China are surely dying also, from being overworked.

A lot of people on the lineup asked me if the video was going to WorldStar. They consider that to be a Hip-Hop website. WTF?!? A little part of my sole dies when I talk to the masses. They are grossly misinformed and mostly cowardly lemmings. Does anyone do real shit anymore? I don’t think so.

Ah well, this is the future Internets.

And I’m part of the dystopia.

This Man Has Balls [ll]

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Derek Jeter sends his jumpoffs home in a livery cab with a swag bag sitting on the back seat. One of his favorite pieces of swag to issue is an autographed baseball.

Derek Jeter is a boss on so many levels.

The NFL’s Newest 4th Quarter Jesus…

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Maaaaaan, fuck all this Tim Tebow talk.

The DP.com Pick ‘Em pool is winding down to the final weeks of football and I’m still hanging on a prayer I can return to the top of the list with three(3) straight weeks of flawless picks. PrA’li not gonna happen.

Here’s how the pool is looking right now with the poolers who still have the veritable snowball’s chance in hell to win it all…

1 Hookers and Blow 104
2 Can’t Wait! 104
3 Duck Dodgers 103
4 King Blair 101
5 T-MarT412 100
6 I heart Scotch and Football 97
7 sabresbills04 96
8 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 96
9 Stylez The Throne 96
10 B BOY STANCE 95
11 GoBearsGo 94
12 ShowMeYourTDs 93
13 Oh So Silky Smooth 92
14 Astronaut Jesus 92
15 RonGz 91
16 Rathman 91
17 iToons 91
18 cocotaso’s platoon 90
19 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 89
20 Big Baby 87
21 Funktastic Voyage 87
22 UltraMagnetic 84
23 HAIL BLACK SATAN 83
24 Jay Cutlet 71
25 Big Rils 71