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EFF YO’ McRIB!

Friday, October 28th, 2011

I had my first McRib evar this week.

H8’d it.

While I had my camera out I got into some other assorted fuckerys in and around NYC.

I’m calling this type of video blogging ‘lifecasting’ because it just reflects all the shit I get into in my daily life.

Newton’s Laws Of Gravity…

Monday, October 24th, 2011

fumble

“An object an motion shall remain in motion”

I think we said this earlier and we don’t mind saying it again: Cam Newton is rookie of the year.

Cam Newton made light work of the once mighty, once proud Washington Redskins.

Did the Saint just Madden ’12 the Indianapolis Colts?

I had an embarrassing week on the Pick ‘Em Pool.

Now I’m back to the middle of the pack.

1 King Blair 57
2 Hookers and Blow 55
3 Funktastic Voyage 54
4 Can’t Wait! 54
5 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 54
6 RonGz 54
7 I heart Scotch and Football 53
8 sabresbills04 52
9 T-MarT412 52
10 ShowMeYourTDs 52
11 Duck Dodgers in the 24½th 51
12 B BOY STANCE 51
13 iToons 50
14 HAIL BLACK SATAN 49
15 Astronaut Jesus 49
16 Big Baby 49
17 Big Rils 48
18 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 48
19 Oh So Silky Smooth 48
20 GoBearsGo 47
21 Jay Cutlet 46
22 Stylez The Throne 45
23 UltraMagnetic 44
24 cocotaso’s platoon 43
25 Rathman 41
26 Marinovich Surf Co. 41
27 Black Belt Jones 36
28 Concrete Warriors 36
29 Nordic Overdrive 31
30 MaybeNextYear 24
31 twerkolator rod laver 23
32 PurplePeopleEaters(II) 19
33 SubstanzAbuse23 10
34 Vince Young Mature 8
35 BangEmOut 7
36 GRILCHADELPHIA 7
37 Wally Chambers 6
38 Team Legend 6

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, October 17th, 2011

There is something very futuristic yet very alien about the Nike Foamposite shoe. I was having a hard time recalling why the shoes upper was so tantalizing to my eyes. Then out of the blue I remembered how the shoe was reminiscent of drawings I saw from that German nutcase H.R.Giger.

The exterior ridges on the shoe give it that exoskeletal appeal and the clear outsole is certainly how it is being done in outerspace. The shoes featured below are a player exclusive for Penny Hardaway himself. Lucky bastid.

FANBOYZ UNITE! – K1 MILLY

Sunday, October 16th, 2011

Biggups to Chocolate Snowflake for stitching up my Dr.Doom hooded cape. I wanted to go to NY Comic Con today dressed as Doom and just geek the fux out. I stayed home instead and slept late, but next year I’m definitely doing the cosplay nerdcore shit.

NY Comic Con keeps growing by leaps and bounds to the point where it will surpass San Diego’s event for nerd authenticity. I ran into an old friend on his way into Comic Con so we chopped it up for a few.

Baseball Jesus Also Be A Carpenter…

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

The St.Louis Cardinals’ moundtop messiah…

Chris Carpenter sent the mighty Philadelphia lineup off to vacation with one of the most dominating pitching performances in postseason history.

Unfortunately, now I’m faced with what will certainly be a World Series of ‘Who Gives A Fux?!?”