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Kiss Of Death To Mets’ Season…

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets went on a tirade with a reporter and threw some of his teams better players under the bus. The funny thing is that most Mets fans will agree with his assessment of his team and the players in question.

I been knew David Wright wasn’t THE dude. I been knew Jose Reyes wasn’t THE kid. I been knew that Carlos Beltran wasn’t THE man. What I didn’t know was that the Mets were so deep in their pockets to Bernie Madoff that his ponzi scheme collapse would cripple this team worse than if Isiah Thomas had been the general manager.

The Mets took $5.9million due to Bobby Bonilla in 1999 and stretched it into 25 annual $1million payments. WTF?!? Oh I get it. The interest and returns on that $5.5 was going to pay for the Bonilla annuity payment. Bernie Madoff literally made the fux off. Wilpon has taken an emergency loan from MLB to cover some of his operating costs but the clock is ticking on his line of credit.

Looks like the Mets will be under new off field management before the season ends.

Sinning And Winning For The Rapture…

Friday, May 20th, 2011


In just 24 hours the rapture will be upon mankind. No, not a Blondie reunion concert, but the whole rapture from the book of Revelations with the pale white horse and the cataclysmic catechism.

It kind’a sux that the Internets Celebrities are rolling out a brand new series of films on June 1st because some of you folks won’t be around to see them. We put our hearts and souls into these movies when we prA’li should have been spending that time in church.

Just know that the I.C.s will be on the team that is fighting against the armies of Satan and pretty much anyone trying to hate on the internets. If this is mankind’s final stand then at least feel good about us because we are bringing truth to power, and power to the people.

Actually, we’re kind of illuminating…

Get Ready For Combat…

Friday, May 20th, 2011

This might be the final Combat Jack Show if some fanatical Christians get their wish for the worldwide rapture this weekend. For the last show we brought in the legendary Stretch Armstrong to talk about his pioneering Hip-Hop radio program along with his time within the music industry.

Stream the podcast for your listening pleasure and if the world doesn’t end on Saturday make sure you subscribe to this show on iTunes for future podcasts.

Get ready for Combat…

The Combat Jack Show (Stretch Armstrong) 5-18-11 by PNCRadio

Kevin Durant’s Thunderous Dunk…

Friday, May 20th, 2011

KD knocked the coins out of Brendan Haywood with this flush…

Chapeau Game Proper…

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

I come from that era where real men wore hats.

Back in the days we didn’t refer to New Era caps as ‘fitteds’ because we called them ‘pro hats’. Regular cats had snapbacks at that time but if you had a ‘pro hat’ you were balling. You had to get a ‘pro hat’ from a professional sporting goods shop. Not a Modell’s or some African dude on the sidewalk.

You had to go to Cosby’s in MSG back then for that OFFICIAL.

I still fux with the ‘pro hat’ hardbody. Here are my prospective pickups for this summer…

Minnesota’s classic Twin City interlock logo on a navy base with a red bill might be the most slept on joint of all time. Most heads that fux with navy/red combos hit the Braves or Indians cap and miss this everlasting classic.

Peace to Harmon Killebrew, which might be the illest name to have if you like to drink beer

Another one of my all-time favorites is the classic Milwaukee joint that the Hammer wore before he hung his cleats. The blue and gold also matches up with my Polo lifestyle program to a tee.

Sean Price and I might be the only dudes outside of Pennsylvania with more ‘P’ hats than a little bit. This is another cap I choose to connect to my lifestyle apparel. The American red and royal blue colorways are built for the days in between the Memorial and Labor holidays.