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Meet The Yankees 2011 Ace – Cliff Lee

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

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Last night’s ALCS game was a passing of the torch for the 2011 Yankees. Andy Pettite will be retired and Cliff Lee will be throwing his cutter for the boys in the Bronx. Texas can’t up with what the Yanks will offer Lee for his services, even with a lucrative television deal in place.

Baseball is going to have to tweak their product again. Home runs, inter-league play, wildcard series for the playoffs are all good features but the game is still being outpaced by football and basketball as a viewing pastime. It’s time to do something pretty drastic. I’m thinking that baseball games need to be shortened to six innings. Like when we were in Little League.

MLB already has 162 regular season games, a spring training and a post-season that doesn’t end until Thanksgiving. And what do they do with all of this time? They suck. Trust me, I love baseball more than I prA’li should and I never leave baseball games until the final out (unless I have my nephew with me and he can’t sit still).

Either that or baseball is gonna have to allow players to hit each other with baseball bats. But that would just be crazy right?

KanYe West Is Banned In The USA…

Monday, October 18th, 2010

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KanYe West – ‘Monster’

Leading up to the release of his fifth studio album KanYe West aka ‘Ye Tudda is tweaking the fine points of the production. This includes the album’s cover art. In all the previous projects ‘Ye Tudda has shown a steadfast and meticulous mind for every detail.

For this album, titled ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ KanYe settled in on the painting displayed above. The Tall Israelis however nipped this idea in the butt [ll]. It’s still too close to the Taylor Swift fiasco for the T.I.’s to let KanYe ride off with all of this provocative imagery.

The last thing Universal/DefJam/Rocafella needs is for some retired soccer moms to stage a protest at Wal-Mart or BestBuy and keep this album from selling out. It’s not like people are buying CD’s anyhoo so there’s prA’li no reason to further tempt fate.

Too bad for ‘Ye Tudda tho’ since this wasn’t the first rejected piece of cover art for this album. Here’s a brief retrospective of all the deleted cover art designs for ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ dropping in stores on November 22nd.

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Peace to Frank Frazetta

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More Frank

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Vaughn Bode was the GOAT

Telling Lies To My Vision…

Monday, October 18th, 2010

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You don’t realize how many people are addicted to television until that shit gets taken away from them. People in New York and New Jersey were shitting themselves yesterday because the Fox affiliates programming had been ‘de-licensed’ from their local cable television provider.

Its easy to posit News Corporation, the owner of Fox networks and their affiliates for making their demands too great to the cable companies that license their content. Fox also went the grimy route by suspended their internet sites from those using the cable television provider’s browsers.

For someone like myself who is immersed in the interconnected networks all this chicanery means very little to me. There’s a stream of torrents for me to catch the wave with if I really needed to view Fox’ programming. But I didn’t. And I survived. I would have loved to watch professional football or the MLB playoffs but instead I went for a walk in Central Park.

Instead of playing the ‘Who Shot John’ game with the networks or the cable TV provider I turned them both off.

Anyone know who won yesterday?

I did.

Brooklyn Goes Hair’d…

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

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I was on my way to SneakerCon using public transportation and this chick was having a conversation with her homegirl and all of Franklin Avenue. She had this big, ill hairdo. It was BeYonce big but not blonde. It was brown. It was a Briance. ROFFFLE

DP’s New Home Away From Home…

Monday, October 11th, 2010

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The good folks at AOL’s Black Voices haven’t forgotten about me internets.

They offered me a space to put up some rants and ramblings like we’ve always done here at DP.com

I’ll place a button on the sidebar so that you can shortcut to my column but in the meantime and in between time peep this direct link…

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