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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

foamposities

Sean P and I mostly agree on shit when it comes to kicks (other than New Balance). We both have hell’a Dunks and Air Max and not so much Jordan brand shit. So I was surprised the other day when P sent me an e-mail describing the latest shoes on his wish list along with the joints that were receiving his vaunted “Emphatically 14 15” designation.

For those of you keeping score at home, when Ruck says “14 15” he is speaking on the 14th and 15th letters in the alphabet. The N and O. Non Cipher for all of you cats who are still 5-percenters. Nyet for my dude Dmitry Vortman and any other Russian heads up here on DP dot com. An emphatic 14 15 means that he wouldn’t get pictured in that item. Think Ricky Rothchild rugbys and the what not.

The shoes that P is fuxing with are the Air Force 1 Foamposites.

foamposities

I don’t typically fux with Forces at all. I can count all my pairs of Forces on one hand. The idea of a foam Force was executed better with the ‘Forceposite’ design. These Air Force 1 Foamposites look like Frankenstein boots.

The shoes getting the ‘Emphatic 14 15’ are the Air Jordan Alpha 1 Outdoors FTLOTG (For The Love Of The Game – for those of you keeping score at home). I’m mad now because I fux with these joints. The Air Jordan Alpha 1 is being slept on by the masses.

Alpha 1s

Props to TheShoeGame.com

What do y’all Sneaker Fiends think? Are you fuxing with the Air Force 1 Foams? Are you shitting on the Air Jordan Alpha 1s? Is that powder blue colorway not the bomb. I’ma let y’all decide.

Summer Jams: Recovery…

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

recovery

WTF is wrong with this dude Eminem? This album is his 808 & Heartbreak. Eminem finally exorcises his Proof ghost on wax and I have to admit that Eminem went in gheyer than Drake. How did he manage that? With the worst singing ever on a rap album. EVAR! When Eminem harmonizes he makes Biz Markie sound like Ronald Isley.

I feel like there is a song on this album where Eminem speaks on going thru a sex change. This is a departure from his usual emo suicidal tendencies. Proof’s death was fucked the fuck up that’s for sure, but to cut your stick off is some other shit. This older instrospective Eminem is gheyer than a bag of dildos.

Oh wait a minnit… There’s a song eviscerating his ex-wife. He’s back. But no. This anthem filled Eminem is making rap into a fistpumping exercise [ll]. Yeah, the Situation will be masturbating to this album. If you hated the fake accents Eminem employed in Relapse (and I didn’t) you will hate the falsetto singing on the hooks. Eminem also namechecks KanYe in several songs.

WTF is this shit?!? My favorite song on the album is a Pink feature?

Am I going ghey?

Damn you Marshall Mathers!


‘Won’t Back Down’ featuring Pink

’25 To Life’

‘???’

The lyrical beast doesn’t show his face until the last untitled track on the album. I understand that Eminem had to express his love for his fallen brother and I hope that he finally realizes the way to shout out to your people is to be your best manimal. Unbowed and undefeated. There are too many songs on this album that require you to hold a candle in the air.

At a rap show in Detroit’s Ford Field this album means you are gonna need hell’a deoderant.

right guard

MF BORAT…

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

doom

Shouts out to who sent me this EP. I was looking to open up the Nas and Damien Marley joint and I saw this MF Borat shit still zipped up so I opened it. True story is that I will do anything not to open up that Drake album. DOOM comes to my rescue.

The backstory of this EP is that MF Doom met up with Sacha Baron Cohen during the filming of ‘Borat’ back in 2006 and the two became friends. I don’t recall what that meant altho’ these beats must be from some downbeat dubstep emo euro-Montreal moody rap producer. In any case I dig the jazzamatazz (R.I.P. Guru) that DOOM is spitting over.

A four (4) track DOOM EP > a full length [ll] anything from Drake.

MF Borat: The Mask and the Moustache


DOOM featuring Samantha Alexes – ‘Dedicated To Love’

Who’s Da’ Man?!?

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

showbee

As the tip-off[ll] for Game 2 of the Association’s ‘chip finals gets underway the question looms larger than ever before…

Is Kobe Bryant better than Michael Jordan?

You don’t have to answer that question just yet, but you will someday soon and the answer could be yes.

The Boys Are Back In Town…

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

roots

For all my NYC people that couldn’t make that jump out to Philly for the annual Roots picnic…

The Roots crew will be putting it down at the Highline Ballroom once again for a special two(2) night engagement.

The Jam is still only $10 but you have to copp these tickets in advance or wait on that long ass line outside of the Highline.

June 15th, 12am
June 21st, 10pm*
*The Roots latest album ‘How I Got Over’ will be released the following day so I am considering this show to be like an album release party and I expect it to be bananabread pudding with a side order of amazing.