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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: All That Jaz…

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

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You think Huey and Riley know that Jazmine DuBois is gonna grow up to be this foxy?

I’m ready to start calling Ms.Keys by her new nickname – Azzmin DuBwutt

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My bad, that was hell’a corny. I don’t mean to offend Alicia Keys anymore. I apologize now for accusing her for playing fake piano during Jay-Z’s insipid urban anthem. During her musical guest spot on Saturday Night Live she played her piano. Albeit it wasn’t that dynamic, but she did play.

Right now, Alicia Keys is owning all the chicks that make musical performances. As soon as she learns how to dance it will be a wrizzap.

Huey and Riley better stop sleeping.

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Rostislav Rossky >>> Rick Ross…

Friday, January 8th, 2010

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Just like the Russian mafia is more hardbody than anything we have ever made (except for maybe our CIA), the Russian Rick Ross is way more hardbody than the rapper Rick Ross, who is actually a former corrections officer named William Leonard Roberts II.

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Yo, is Ross wearing mascara [ll]?!?

Peep how this Russian dude is so bad ass that not only is his profanity bleeped, but he has to have a blackout strip placed over his mouth so that you can’t even read his lips. Rostislav Rossky is so gangster that he shakes down pimps and even the ONLY African dude bootlegging in Russia. Sonn is more hardbody than John Gotti.

This isn’t simply vodka money he is playing around with either, this is that fur-trapper Siberian prison oil money that the Russian Rick Ross is flaunting.

Officer Ricky might can make it rain, but Rostislav Rossky can make it Ruble.

Props to Dmitry the Brooklyn Jew for the link

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Bankers Will Burst Bernanke’s Bubble…

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

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The much ballyhooed loan remodification program wasn’t the way to fix America’s economy. The same people that fuxed up the economy in the first place were given the bonuses. The US taxpayers were strapped with the paycheck to the tune of billions of dollars.

The Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke says that stronger regulation is the key to preventing another financial collapse. No one gets it, or worse, no one wants to face the facts that the logical evolution of capitalism is economic collapse upon the failure of businesses.

The culture of Wall Street can’t be changed just like sharks can’t be converted into vegetarians. Chairman Bernanke needs to wake up and smell the blood in the water.

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Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile…

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

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Bell Biv Devoe – ‘Poison’

During the Martin Lawrence marathon I was buggin’ the fux out after I watched this infomercial for ‘Booty Pop‘ panties.

Between all the tanning salons, colagen lip implants and now fake booties Black girl bodies are getting swagger jacked to death.

I’ll take my Black girls like I’ll take my coke – raw and uncut. Ya’ deeg?!?

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Posted in Black Bullshit, Fashion Faux Pas, H.A.M., Ho Sit Down!, Lust = Love, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Pirate Radio Podcast, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit, Weird Science, white, Wig Owners | 26 Comments »

Marvel Studios Stays Winning…

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

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Even though the hairstylist for SCARLETT JOHANNSON didn’t nail the classic Black Widow hairdo, the idea of my WBM (white baby mama) in the Russian spy’s skintight bodysuit is deee fux’n lish.

Iron Man 2 can officially start taking a victory lap thru the multiplex parking lot right now.

I hope Tobey MacGuire makes a Spidey cameo at some point in this film. I will literally shit my pants and put the remains in empty Milk Duds boxes.

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