Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

Fux With These Crabs In A Barrel…

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Atlanta isn’t just the queen city of the South, it is the food capital of the world. I can’t think of another place I have been to which has this many egalitarian restaurants. Maybe Paris, but the food in Paris is generally excellent, save for the American fast food chains. The food in Atlanta is mostly horrible, except for a handful of spots.

Spondivits is a tiny little seafood restaurant right outside of the ‘hood (College Park). They used to have a few joints in and around Atlanta like in the Buckhead area, but now they are reduced to this one last spot and that shit gets crunk on weekends. You might find you a wife up in Spondivits going innnnnn on a bucket of king crab legs.

If you got some money to blow on a broad that you might have bagged up from Blue Flame in Bankhead then you take her to Spondivits and order her the fried shrimp basket. That comes with fries or a baked potato and a bevy of dipping sauces. Spondivits is priced fair too so you can’t really be accused of tricking (under $20 rule) either, or better still, go to Spondivits with your boys and mack someone else’s broad like my homey D-Bloc does.

Dude’s Name IS Weener!?!

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

I don’t understand why folks act surprised when people get caught acting out their surnames?

Dallas Penn likes to write shit.

Bernard Madoff made off with people’s money.

U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner likes to show women his package.

At the rate elected officials are running their operations off the road we might be better off with a monarchy here in America? Then at least we’d get a retarded wedding to glom over.

Weiner’s in some serious hot water down in D.C. because he is trying to retain his Congressional seat instead of resigning. Nancy Pelosi has already ordered an ethics panel to investigate Weiner’s actions and fellow Beltway Democrats are running from him like his handshake has HIV.

Facebook and TWitter are taking fools down for the count.

Motherfuckers need to get themselves a Tumblr

KanYe’s Officially A Monster…

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

ye tudda

What is KanYe West if not a magnet for controversy. Pop music’s prolific agent provocateur finally unleashes the video to his monster smash ‘Monster’.

I’m still complaining that the last artist vignette wasn’t Nicki Minaj beating the crap out of a Lil’ Kim look-a-like. That would have been really controversial.

Kanye West Feat. Rick Ross, Jay-Z & Nicki Minaj – Monster (Official Video) from No Name on Vimeo.

Dazzler’s Got A Pretty Mouf…

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Bill Sienkewicz is the GOAT comic cover artist

Don’t ask me how I got into a TWitter conversation with Sean Price about Dazzler?!? Ruck is on his comicbook steez even harder than his sneaker fiending.

If I was writing a Dazzler movie I would cast Blake Lively as Dazzler.

She has a pretty mouf.

In this Dazzler movie her superpower is to blow a nigga’s mind.

Literally.

Black Beautality In Brooklyn…

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

Internets! Shit is DanceAfrica weekend at BAM.

Three(3) straight days of brutal Black beauty on display.

It’s all free to peruse so don’t lose and make your move to the Brooklyn Academy of Music.

Bear in mind that I shot the footage in this video clip at the BAM DAnceAfrica festival. Hells CHEA

Talkin’ ‘Bout You (Ladies) from dallas penn on Vimeo.