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OhMyGodBasedGod…

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

based

What did I learn about Lil’ B after seeing him perform last week at a sold out Highline Ballroom? This dude has swag on one trillion. What exactly does that mean? Nothing. Everything.

Hip-Hop has become music’s superhighway with countless lanes moving in all directions. At this point Hip-Hop is like rock music in that it needs a clear delineation of sub-genres to help the fans know what they are fuxing with. Lil’ B’s music isn’t what I would call rap even if it is heavily influenced by rap music. Dude likes to call his sound #Based music. It’s more like Hook Rap since the rap verses amount to not much more than a repeated chant.

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I’m not going to sit here and knock Lil’ B’s lyrical skills when he himself will tell you he is a horrible rapper. What Lil’ B uses to develop his fanbase is his monster work ethic and more importantly, his accessibility to his followers. I’ve never watched a performer make himself so available to their fans as Lil’ B did in the Highline Ballroom. The show entered surreal cult status when fans told Lil’ B that he could fux their girlfriends and their mothers.

Lil’ B really has cats drinking the Kool-Aid like Jim Jones (no DipSet).


UGANDA = HARDBODY HOLLYWOOD

Friday, January 14th, 2011

ghana

Leave it up to Africans to outdo everyone else in the developed world who is making B movies. This joint is so insane it’s making my eyes bleed. AyayaYayayAya!

Stiletto Fiends Unite!

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

ernie p

When Ernie Paniccioli isn’t writing a book or being the most Hip-Hop person on the planet Earth he is a stylist for wayward females.

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PLEASE TRY NOT 2 B A THUG WHILE DRINKIN’ YO’ JUICE IN THA’ ‘HOOD…

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

THUGGIN

Thugs x leggings = THUGGINZ

Available at JC Penney or wherever SPANX are sold

God Bless The Child…

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

darryus

Nothing is better than getting some ass whuppins from your parents when they are half nekkid. That shit is love right there. They didn’t want waste time putting on a shirt to show you how much they loved you.

Mr. Penn has kicked my ass in his underdrawls many a time. Strangely enough I might give up several of my favorite action figures to have him hollering at me again with his belt in his hand [ll].

Anyone ever get they whuppins with something other than belt?

A shoe?

A switch?

Do tell us internets.