I’m back in D.C. for the Stewart/Colbert event.
Howard University’s homecoming is also going down this weekend.
I’ve got the handycam on me so sit tight and let’s see what transpires in Chocolate City.
In 2012 D.C. is more like white chocolate with macadamia nuts [ll].
From Beavis & Butthead to Jackass and the Jersey Shore, MTV is becoming the racial reverse of Black Entertainment Television. It’s now the Wigger News Network. Wigger would be the wrong description tho’ since niggers come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
MTV proves my point in their latest mockumentary The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. The film follows the travails of a family of white (incidentally bearing the surname White) as they stumble across the Appalachian region of West Virginia. The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia invokes a live action version of the ‘Squidbillies’ cartoon that I love so much.
I love the Squidbillies because it is purposely outrageous and it is a cartoon. I’m never as fond as human caricatures. No matter their skin complexion.
Candidate for best picture ever.
This pic is like food p0rn.
Unfortunately, for one unlucky bad boy this was his last meal.
I recall eating in the Chelsea Diner on West 23rd Street one morning after leaving the Tunnel disco. The place was ram-packed and thugged the fuck out. Some dude and a chick started beefing with each other until dude smacked her in the face with glass.
In the ensuing melee I bolted the joint with my crew to skip out on the tab as did several other people. One of the cats juking the tab ran into the street without looking and was hit by an ambulance. He hopped up after a few seconds and kept running.
This was pretty much a typical night after you left the Tunnel. Shenanigans were gonna pop off somewhere soon because mofos were irresponsibly intoxicated. If I had been at the diner on West 14th Street where sonn got his wig peeled you can believe I would have been the one maniac looking to eat someone’s untouched cheeseburger.
There are two things I don’t want to do as a real Black man. The first is go into the army. The second is go to college. At least if I went into the army they would pay me to follow the orders of some sycophant. You go to college and you have to pay them to give you assignments. How crazy is that? Like I’m gonna pay someone to give me odd jobs?
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiidddddd!
The reaction that Morehouse College’s president takes to the exposure of his student body [ll] are as inane as the military’s opinion of their soldiers who are homosexual. It’s incredulous to me that both institution’s want their populations repressed as a method for controlling them. Who the fux cares about the gheys other than the gheys? Don’t ask, don’t tell? Hell yeah, just don’t try to fingerbang my foxhole.
Politically powerful gheys are upset because they don’t want their class status revoked. This is why you can never equate ghey rights with those of the Black or the colored injuns. When you are a Black you are always a Black. When you are ghey you can rock the closet to keep your standing in society. Just look at Eddie Long. Who incidentally plays the Atlanta political scene kind of big.
Atlanta should just change their name to Freaklanta.
It has the same number of syllables.
Sean P ain’t neva lie.
We Americans have unhealthy relationships with everything we encounter.
Other cultures.
Mother Nature.
Medications.
And most of all, food.
I dislike Golden Corral mostly because I feel like a cow after I leave that place. And I’m still one of the slimmer dudes in the joint.
We have too much convenience in America and one day we are gonna have to pay for it. I’m sad to say that it looks like we will be paying for it out the ass. Nullus.