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Fux Yo’ Jesus Piece!

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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The hottest piee of jewelry this holiday season isn’t going to be the Good Wood Jesus piece, but rather a piece that you might could want to put some good wood to. These hand-sculpted vulva pendants are what is really good if you ask me.

I swear that if you squint your eyes they look like Virgin Mary charm pieces.

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What better way to say to the world that you love yourself some tender slot than by rocking one around your neck? Yeah, I can imagine that you would have to be really progressive and self confident to put it on but just think about it in this way… None of us know where we will be going when we leave this place, but we all know from the place which we arrived and isn’t it like heaven everytime we get to go back there?

Not your mom’s vulva, but some other lady’s joint natch

Get your vulva pendants and other ‘I <3 Pussy’ celebrating accessories here

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Hide The Salahi…

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

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Let’s play a game and imagine that the Salahi couple were from NE D.C. instead of Georgetown, or wherever the rich people live. Would they have even known that a state dept. dinner was going down in the White House? PrA’li not.

The fact that the Salahis abused their privilege is why I want their coat pulled. When in the history of America has a *pretty blond haired woman been posited as a criminal? Never. Blond broads are literally like little Easter chicks that the collective society has to protect always.

No Secret Service agent in his right mind could justify barring this blond woman if she was unarmed and posed no clear and present danger. The Salahi couple knows this and they abuse their privilege because they are starfuckers. This is why we need them arrested and the shit beat out of them.

Let’s kill all the starfuckers

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Iverson Is NOT The Answer…

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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For my Knicks

Truthfully he isn’t the answer to any team right now because he still considers himself a primetime player. If Iverson could sublimate his ego he would be a good fit on any number of contending clubs. Cleveland or Boston would benefit having his talents. More importantly tho’ is that Iverson would also have to alter himself as a player and shooter.

Do you remember VINNIE ‘The Microwave‘ JOHNSON? He earned the nickname because he was able to score a bunch of points really fast. He could heat up quickly. Can Iverson become a microwave because right now he is coal furnace filled with bricks. Vinnie Johnson also played stifling defense which Iverson absolutely does not.

All I know is that the Knicks and Iverson both deserve better at this point.

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OSIRIS LIVES… (O.D.B. R.I.P. ReMix)

Friday, November 13th, 2009

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Editor’s Note: This post was originally issued as an e-mail blast after the tragic death of RUSSELL T. JONES a/k/a OL’ DIRTY BASTARD. The WU-TANG Collective gathers at the Hammerstein Ballroom in N.Y.C. to celebrate the life and legacy of O.D.B. on February 14, 2006. Peace to OL’ DIRTY. Peace to the WU.

I never got a chance to really open up and show my love to BIG BABY JESUS(OL’ DIRTY). Next to GHOSTFACE, I felt the soundtrack to his life the most. There is so much mental energy that we Black men exert on an everyday basis just to keep from going crazy. The socio-political-economic system that we live under acts like water running down a drain and we struggle daily not to go under. Not that anyone out here has it particularly easy(white included) because when your taxes aren’t paid on time, Uncle Sam will come to your door to get his regardless of your last name. Your last name only determines if he will ring the doorbell or kick in the door.

I should pra’li give thanks to the WU real quick also. The WU-TANG clan illustrated the diaspora that is the Black Man. The members were individually talented and collectively invincible. Not since PUBLIC ENEMY has there been a group as diversely and intelligently orchestrated. Each member of the clan used their particular style to imprint and transform rap music. The term ‘ice’ belonged to the WU. If you don’t believe me please go copp RAEKWON’s ultra-classic first album also featuring GHOSTFACE KILLAH.

Without the WU-TANG CLAN who could we look for to express Black male unity? The 1980’s wannabe crack dealing reminscent DIPLOMATS? STATE PROPERTY? Isn’t ‘State Property’ the term used for incarcerated slave labor?!? The Gay Unit, oops, I meant to say G-UNIT.

Well all I got to say is one thing to say. ‘Shimmy Shimmy Y’all’. WU-TANG FOREVER!


Brooklyn Zoo


The Stomp


Baby C’mon


Shimmy Shimmy Ya’


Hippa To Da Hoppa


Rawhide


Brooklyn Zoo II (Tiger Crane)

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Lady Gaga Owes Cher A Check…

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

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Cher is the OG drag queen songstress. Lady Gaga owes this chick a check for everything about her steez including her audience.

Lady Gaga is certainly the spectacle I will give her credit for that much as she makes her music videos the equivalent of attention grabbing trainwrecks.

I keep watching in hopes of catching a glimpse of the dead bodies strewn about. Oh shit, I think I just saw JonBenét Ramsey…

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Cher was an entertainment atomic threat because she could sing, dance and look effin’ hawt all at the same time. Lady Gaga is more along the lines of a Madonna-type popstar who is more proficient at taking still pictures and posing seductively as opposed to actually being a bonafide talent.

Plus, who in the game other than maybe BeYonce has as many wigs and butterfly wings as Cher does?

Exactly.

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