Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

How To Chair Dance The BluCheez Way…

Friday, July 12th, 2013

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Let BluCheez teach yoiu how to twerk in your chair while surfing the internets from your mother’s basement.

Music provided by Pharell Williams, NaS, Jay-Z and Swizz

How To Chair Dance The BluCheez Way… from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Get Ready For Fox Boogie…

Sunday, June 9th, 2013

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Yo, Theotis Jones is the gawd, f’real.

Foxy Brown is on the Combat Jack Show. Shit gets crazy. Just Blaze and I vy for her honor. Foxy chooses me. Epicness.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Caterpillar Cap Swag…

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

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Donald Trump’s hair is actually just a dead moth caterpillar

This Cat Got Swag…

Sunday, April 28th, 2013

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The next level for sneaker heads is gonna be swagging out their cats.

I seen this shit like a 20″ Zenith.

Deficit Spending Lifestyle…

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

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I broke open this wonton cookie yesterday and it advised me NOT to spend money I didn’t have.

How the fux did this fux’n cookie know that I was scheming on this heirloom quality sweater ESPECIALLY since Polo RL is running this private sale starting today?

I’m such a spiritual and superstitious lot that I can’t disobey the cookie. It knew what was going on inside of my heart even tho’ I’m STILL struggling to get back on my feet since the ‘LO-End Theory and the cookie came to me to save me from foreclosure fees and other shit floating around my cooperative apartment.

Oh well, this sweater will just be another I.T. that I’ll put on my never-ending wishlist…

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