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Wonder Woman’s Secret Power…
Saturday, May 9th, 2009
A lot of people think that Wonder Woman’s power was contained in her golden bracelets that were bulletproof and her lasso of truth that would make even the most hardened criminal snitch on his confederates.
They would all be wrong though.
Wonder Woman’s secret power was the size of her Amazon cameltoe.
This is the shit that makes all women wonderful.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Copy Cat Comparisons…
Saturday, May 9th, 2009
Poor little beautiful CASSIE can’t catch a break on the internets.
She cuts half her head off and everyone says that Dove from De La Soul still did it better.
Just like she lost last year wearing the same Wonder Woman suit as KIM KARDASHIAN. Let’s all agree that KIM has the actual Dominicana body type even if half that shit is made with high tech plastics.
Now CASSIE leaks some tasteful nudes of herself on the web to push up her sex appeal a few notches and just when maybe she had folks attention where we were listening to her denials of leaking the images as a publicity stunt the REAL publicity stunt goes down.
Nekkid pics of RIHANNA hit the web and caused Twitter to crash. Well, not really, Twitter was going down for maintenance in the afternoon anyhoo, but that happened right after the RIHANNA nudie leak so I surmised it was her milky soft asscheeks that caused the outage.
I have a couple of NSFW pics linked below so you can see which of these two pop starlets did the nipple rings thging better. Word to JANET JACKSON.
BUZZ THIRST
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
I remember when this chick Pink first hit the scene. They had her on some bawdy R & B chanteuse type shit, but that didn’t really work since Black folks only fux with Jamaican girls who dye their hair pink. . And even then not so much (see Patra)
Pink’s next shot was as a country western singer, but that failed too for all the American Idol and MySpace singers that are coming into the music business. Pink can’t seem to catch a break in the pop singer pecking order. CRISTINA AGUILERA gets married and pregnant. CARRIE UNDERWOOD goes from American Idol to stadium status (yes TONY ROMO). Even BRITNEY SPEARS makes a ballyhooed comeback. KATY PERRY kisses a girl, and likes it?!?
KATY PERRY swagger jacked Pink’s lane right in front of her face. Pink was supposed to be the sexually ambiguous singer, but now she is stuck being the dykey tramp with the motocross riding boyfriend as her beard. Pink is hell’a thirsty for buzz. My advice to her is to hurry up and fill in the lane as the pill addicted former pop tart before AMY WINEHOUSE overdoses.
Can You Hear Me Now?!?
Monday, May 4th, 2009
Cam’Ron album release party 2nite!
Hot 97 presents Cam’ron
Exclusive Crime Pays CD Release Performance
hosted by Funkmaster Flex
May 4,2009
Doors open @ 8 PM
Concert starts @ 9PM
Highline Ballroom
Located at 431 W 16th St
Between 9th and 10th Ave