Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

I Blame Shorty Whitebread…

Monday, April 27th, 2009

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DJ Rayz, you’s a fool for this one…

Tracing the Swine Flu back to its origins we found that our favorite hardbody intern, Shorty Whitebread, sucked some porcine face before we all heard that it was giving fools the clip-clap.

Maybe that is why Shorty is so damn crazy?

FUCK YO’ CHICKEN!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

chickenheads

One of my favorite debates that I like to have on Twitter is the one where I say that KFC >>> Popeye’s.

That shit brings all the chickenheads out of the woodwork.

My boy DJ Rayz, who has been known to do some pro bono graphic design for DP dot com, sends me this newsreel video from Rochester, New York where a Popeye’s restaurant has run out of chicken.

LMFAO!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

yeezy

Fishsticks FTW!

I snatched this pic from the big homey Little Giant over at 215 Magazine.

By the by, did you catch the DP interview @ 215’s online site?

I know y’all seen the kid quoted in the NYTimes?

True, true… Fuck Yo’ New York Times!

OH NO HE DI’NT!?!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

bruno

Oh yes he did!

SACHA BARON COHEN returns to expose the underbelly of American society as only he can. First there was Borat, now we have Bruno. Someone better order extra fishsticks.

Extreme No Boutros Boutros BOOOOOUTROS to this trailer.

DEF JAM 25 = STR8 BANANAS…

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

cool j

One of the first events to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hip-Hop’s most storied record label went down at Flight Club NY. This is the premier sneaker store in New York City. The party was populated by mostly people who were born to early Def Jam songs like LL Cool J’s ‘I Need Love’. For those of us who were already teenagers when this record label was launched the event had a different meaning. Rap music isn’t a fad and for those of us that remember its birth its like watching someone grow up.

Also, rap music is definitely old enough to drink legally.

Shouts to FLuxuryB, FunkyMinds, YouHeardThatNew, OKayPlayer, BET.com, Cornerstone Marketing and of course, Def Jam.

The following clip is what could be the greatest or the worst reality television show of all time. 40 Diesel and Persia is like that show with Flavor Flav and Briggitte Nielesen.