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Draft Daze…

Friday, October 31st, 2008

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Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.

As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.

DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.

DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.

Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.

Just don’t let him hold your basketball.


Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon Davis

Cast:
Dontrevius Wenters – Dallas Penn
Fatima Wenters – Terri Ballard
Coach – Murray Adams

I CALL MY BABY PUSSY. P.U.S.S.Y.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

atwoman

I’m gonna try and count all the chicks dressed up as Catwoman tonight.

Happy Halloween bitches!

And pussies.

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Gotham Girls Roller Derby Championship…

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

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I was having CMJ overload (no, no, no, no, nooooooooo) so I decided to switch my style up. I went to the Gotham Girls Roller Derby Championship. I’m pretty sure we kicked it before about the Gotham Girls.

In the bowels of the Thunder Dome also known as the Hunter College gymnasium, the Gotham Girls held one final bout for the supremacy of skatergrrls all across New York City. The Queens of Pain were victorious against their rivals from the Bronx, the Gridlocks.

Two go in, one come out. These are the rules of the Thunder Dome.

Where Brooklyn At?!?

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

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Someone on these internets went in on full retard.

Better Than Teh Peanut Butter And Jelly…

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

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Raekwon and Ghostface will forever be the greatest rap duo of all time. Better than Meth and Red, better than OutKast, better than a motherfucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Home Pride whole wheat bread.

They are that good.

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