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There’s nothing like a mother’s love. Word to H8TORADE.

This story is so fucked the fuck up, and it comes from the folks at KnowGoodMusic…

Mom Sexually Assaulted 2-Year-Old Son, DA Says

What the peanut butter and jelly Mickey Mouse shit is going on with this bird ass chick?

There is a segment of Americana that is so fucking stupid and I can’t wrap my brain around it.

The infant has no contextual reference for the action other than the fact that his skin has all kinds of nerve endings that were stimulated. He’ll be fine in the short term, but maybe not when he turns into a teenager and realizes that his mother was separated from him because she was a dumb ass.

The baby’s daddy got wind of this chick’s stupidity and snitched on her to the local jakes. Cam’Ron wouldn’t have told though. Good thing the father didn’t chin check that broad since this is National Domestic Violence Awareness month. Thirty years ago the kid’s dad would have dealt with the knowledge of this stupid woman’s actions by going upside her head with his shoe.

I know this because I was sexually abused by my teenage babysitter. I told my parents what she did to me because it made me feel good. How the hell was I suppose to know it was a bad thing? My father whupped her ass down to the pigskin and called her mother all kinds of crazy shit. They left the neighborhood that summer for good. And I had to wait another decade for blowjob.

I don’t bring up my past to make a light situation out of this clusterfuck. The mother obviously has issues to conduct herself this way. At the end of the day though I think all of us guys can attest that it is still pretty boss to be only two years old and catching BJ’s.

Is all I’m saying.