Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

It’s Yele, Not YOLO!

Monday, November 12th, 2012

Combat Jack delivers one of his patented rants about his Haitian countryman Wyclef Jean.

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Bandz A Make Her Dance…

Friday, November 2nd, 2012

Nike’s done with selling those silicon LiveStrong wristbands now that Lance has fallen from glory. Actually, Nike’s got an even sillier con game than $1 silicon wristbands. The Nike Fuel band measures your heartrate and movement and assigns you Fuelpoints. LOL.

I can’t front, I believed the hype myself. You go thru a whole day of life and touch the button to see that you met your Fuel points goal and when it lights up you feel empowered. Nevermind this latest silicon covered wristband costs $150. What would you pay for feeling good about yourself?

Nike is releasing new colorways of the Fuel Band in time for the high holiday crush. I’m ready to do whatver it takes to get mine. What about you?

George Carlin Loved Hurricanes…

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

Hurricane Sandy is touching down here in NYC and everything is being shut down as if we were living in Florida. NYC has definitely become North Disney

I pray my internets doesn’t get interrupted.

Black Divas Don’t Crack (Jokes)…

Friday, September 7th, 2012

I’m loving this webseries as the antidote to the forced minstrelsy of Vh-1s Love & Hip-Hop, Basketball Wives, et al bullshit. The name of the series is called ‘Got 2B Real’ and the shit is heeeee-fuxin’-larious.

Think about a show starring, Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Diana Ross, Maya Angelou and a very special guest appearance from Whitney Houston.

This webseries is the zenith of Hot Ass Mess-ness and Wig Ownership.

Make Some Time For This…

Sunday, September 2nd, 2012

These next two(2) minutes might could change your life.

If you got the time for it…