KELLY ROWLAND doesn’t even have the sense that GOD gave a blank sheet of paper. When she was asked why she had her breasts augmented she replied,
In my mind’s eye, it’s a shame that the KNOWLES clan wasn’t also on that plane with AALIYAH, because they are up to nothing good for Women’s History Month.
I guess the House of Derriere wants you to throw some D’s on that…
Awwww ish party people!
All this 1980’s nostalgia has me ready to pull out a pair of pinstripe Lee jeans and go rollerskating.
Let’s switch the pitch up and slow our roll down just a bit.
SURFACE – ‘Happy’
THE DEELE – ‘Two Occasions
As we speed things up try not to slip on all the curl activator…
COLONEL ABRAMS – ‘Trapped’
READY FOR THE WORLD – ‘Oh Sheila’
From the iFux ’80s collection…
MARY JANE GIRLS – ‘All Nite Long'(live)
LISA LISA & CULT JAM – ‘Take Me Home’
I’m doing some investigative journalism on the taste of Ciroc vodka.
And the opportunity to see lil’ Miss Penny Woods’ smile in person.
Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty.
Do not take this internets shit too seriously. There is still some love out there to be found. Sometime you just have to turn around and look behind you. At the job, or on the train to work, or maybe even in the supermarket.
All this gubernatorial nonsense has made me forget why I come here in the first place. I want to see people in love with themselves [ll] and with their lives. And since this is Women’s History Month I want to do something special for the ladies. If you don’t mind I’d just like to make love to your earholes a lil’ bit.
To get you in the mood I have enlisted the help of five young brothers who just want to love you down.
“Let me find out that is Eric Sermon on the lower right?!?”
Nahh, don’t get shit twisted by thinking that Ready For The World was on some teh ghey boy band bullshit. RTFW was from Flint, Michigan a/k/a Hardbody Hills and they are responsible for the births of many a Black kid in the midwestern region during the years 1982-1985. If you come from the ‘D’ then you already know.
How did these dudes have the young R & B scene on smash during the 80’s? They was cool with Prince. That makes them freaky too. RTFW is all about taking their time with that thing, playing with the knobs on the digital display and then Sheila better watch out. Just don’t let these fellas sit on your momma’s good cloth furniture. Them jheri curls will stain shit to death.
‘Tonight’
‘Deep’
‘Slide Over’
‘Digital Display’
‘Oh Sheila’
Peep some video from the rapper Plies open casting call for his proposed reality show. I couldn’t even imagine something more janky than ‘Flavor of Love’, but then again I wasn’t giving women their due for Women’s History Month. How much do you want to bet me that some of these broads graduated from Spelman?
And ZORA NEALE HURSTON weeps in her unmarked grave…
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