Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category
Friday, July 27th, 2007
To wrap up our week with guest editor, rapper KANYAYZE WEST, we thought we’d ask him one of the most important questions concerning Hip-Hop right now. It’s not about politics, or sales figures, or even who has the sickest rhyme flow of all time. The question is so much realer than that. In the words of DP Dot Com sponsor and award winning blogger ZILLZ from Zilla Says, the ultimate questions is “What Does It Smell Like!?!”(click on icon)
WDISL!?! gets to the core of the human condition. If we are nothing more than animals walking upright (most times) then why don’t we give the proper credit to that sense which conveys our emotional state? Smell is as, if not more important than sight, and WDISL!?! proves this without a doubt. Let’s take a look at some images along with ‘YE TUDDA and find out what his nose knows…
SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a CHOCOLATE SHE-HULK
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| ‘YE TUDDA says, “Serena boonkey is thick, but the streets say that she smell like a wrestler on Andro. Plus I imagine that she has played with her share of dirty, sweaty tennis balls. I wouldn’t trust it until I see a picture from the front side. Serena might could be one of those chicks who got a ‘surprise’ for you.”
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DEELISHUS
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| ‘YE TUDDA says, “Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Flav gave her that little taste of Hollywood, but deep inside she is still a hoodrat that you drink 40’s and smoke blunts with. Wasn’t she the Flav chick that shitted on herself?”
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BUFFIE The BODY
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| ‘YE TUDDA says, “First off, homegirl’s booty is wild retarded. Shit is just stupid big. I know she can’t wipe her ass right so you best believe there is still some doodee caked up in the crack. And I smell burning latex from all the niggas that done smashed that. Play at your own risk homey.”
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EVA LONGWHORIA
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| ‘YE TUDDA says, “I smell mangos, stinky ass French cheese and used gym socks. Every Mexican chick I ever fucked with loved mangos, and because of her man you know she already got that crazy French people b.o. from the shit they eat. I might would still hit it though.”
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SEXY YOUNG MYSPACE HONEY
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| ‘YE TUDDA says, “Ba’ygirl smell like potpourri, paby bowder and a hot, sweet cinnamon roll. She was only seventeen, but she was sexy. I love when these young girls get onto MySpace and act like this was the first time that they did a striptease. Chick please stop frontin’!”
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Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Crappers, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Lust = Love, Straight Laced, The Guest Room | 21 Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Editor’s note: We are happy to introduce a new feature on this blog held down by one of Kansas City’s most gully bloggers. H8TORADE is exactly where dude is coming from. Peep his picture album *NSFW*, but only if you work from home, or you have the coolest job. Evar.
Don’t H8 KIM KARDASHIAN:
One thing you can always count on is me bringing you the latest pictures of Kim Kardashian. If you don’t think she is fine then feel free to shove your dick in a blender for about 30 seconds, since chances are that you don’t use it much anyways.
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‘YE TUDDA says “HELLL NO PIMPIN’!”
First off, little KIM K has put in so much work lately that her little cootie cat stays on swole. Secondly, ‘YE TUDDA is not fucking behind the boy BRANDY. There’s way too many brand new young model ho’s in the game to keep him from effin’ with this piece. This is some regular nigga exotic pussy.
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Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Lust = Love, Straight Laced, The Guest Room | 15 Comments »
Monday, July 23rd, 2007
Put on my Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
I’m constantly trying to find ways to improve the content here at DP Dot Com so that we can at least keep pace with all of the popular websites here on the internets. I try to keep this site like a crazy hybrid of your favorite breakfast cereal x Cartoon Network x B.E.T. (TAVIS SMILEY era, nhjic) x the Black version of SportsCenter. And even still that isn’t enough to keep pace with monster sites like Nah’Right or ByronCrawford. So now I’ve had to dig deep into my wallet (read: jack some images off the ‘nets) and recruit some celebrity help on these drops. Not just any old DAVID HASSELHOFF will do either. I went to the top of the cRap music food chain for this guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, loyal readers and commenters to DallasPenn Dot Com… I give you ‘YE TUDDA, the new DP Dot Com fashion, music and lifestyle critic (nhjic). Since I have internship openings in all of those positions I’ve asked ‘YE TUDDA to fill in until we have someone take over those slots. So here’s a quick and helpful guide to understanding how ‘YE TUDDA feels about some of the content dropped on DP Dot Com…
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‘YE TUDDA: “That’s what’s up dawg”
Your shit is fresh to def right now and ‘YE TUDDA is feelin’ that shit!
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‘YE TUDDA: “Shit might could happen”
That shit might could happen if when you do it just a little more fresher, and shit.
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‘YE TUDDA: “I ain’t fuckin’ wit’ you.”
Nahh mayne, you trippin’ joe.
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‘YE TUDDA: “AWW HELL NAHH!”
Yo dawg, you need to take that shit up outta my face.
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images swagger jacked with impunity from COMPLEX Dot Com
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Friday, July 20th, 2007
Posted in Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Lust = Love, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., The Addict, When I Reminisce... | 4 Comments »
