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BIMBOS GONE BANANAS…

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

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A capital lettered WTF?!? as well as a ‘HO SIT DOWN!’ has to be handed to both BRITNEY SPEARS and INGA ‘Foxy Brown’ MARCHAND. These two broads have both been simultaneously spiraling downward but last week seemed to be the veritable jump off the cliff for these troubled artists.

BRITNEY has been going hard at the Los Angeles party circuit since her separation from cRap music new jack K-FED. This wouldn’t really be too much news since the company she has kept like PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN are fairly hardbody when it comes to the after hours scenes. The big difference that BRITNEY has with these chicks is not her pop music starom, but the fact that she has two seeds waiting for her at home. This behavior makes BRITNEY no different than most of the girls that you would meet in any inner city nightclub. Those broads leave their babies at home with their mother or their younger sister or they leave them home alone with a peanut butter sandwich. A book is in the works from her personal assistant and I expect an ABC-TV afterschool special in another year or so.

For BRITNEY it’s like whatever whatever, throw some D’s on that bitch.

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FOXY BROWN has been spazzing hard for several years, but I think that her hearing problem has a lot to do with her issues. That shit makes you go crazy when you lose your hearing. And you think you are talking real words but it sounds only like ridiculous retahd yelling and no one can understand you. I feel for FOXY too even though I can’t stand her rapping. I feel for her because she has to support her baby brother PRETTY BOY (real talk is that he’s not too pretty either).

FOXY’s latest epsiode popped off in a beauty salon haircare supply store. I’m seeing a pattern here. If FOXY is kept out of nail salons and beauty salons she doesn’t get arrested. That needs to be part of her probation agreement from now on. She has to order all her beauty supplies online.

I’m Too Sexy For This Shit!

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

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Your favorite blogger (and mine too) lit up the red carpet at the 59th annual Writer’s Guild awards.

The real reason he was invited to the ceremony was so that TRACEY MORGAN didn’t have to be the only Black guy in the building that wasn’t shining shoes and serving food.

True story.

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The Opus Of The Internets Celebrities

Monday, February 12th, 2007

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It was only a short time ago that RAFI KAM and I lived the lifestyle of Internets Celebrities. Free food, liquor and schwag was available to us in that magic utopia called Park City, Utah. I was a little depressed when I returned home to my parents’ basement and back to my life of solitude and relative obscurity. I’m not so obscure to you folks and I appreciate how you have supprted me and encouraged me on this funky wild ride.

Now that the Sundance series of videos have run their course for The Daily Reel dot com they are back in our possession. If you haven’t seen all seven then take a load off your feet and enjoy the view as only the Internets Celebrities can bring it to you.


EPISODE 1 – GROWN AZZ SPRING BREAK


EPISODE 2 – SHWAG = FREE SHIT


EPISODE 3 – CELEB STATUS


EPISODE 4 – SUNDANCE REAL(REEL) FACTS


EPISODE 5 – THE FILMMAKERS


EPISODE 6 – THE PARTY SCENE(s)


EPISODE 7 – IT’s A WRIZZAP

I hope you had as much fun watching these vids as we had making them. RAF and I have another project in the works as we speak so stay tuned to DP dot com, the world’s most dangerous website (not including the one that teaches people how to make bombs, of course)

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: HAT BOYS

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

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Who knew camels liked hats so much?

VH-1 = 4 > FLAVOR FLAV = 0

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

delish

Is somebody expecting?

How many reality shows has FLAVOR FLAV starred in for VH-1? Four or five already, at the least. What does FLAV have to show for his time, his charisma, his star power? Dude gets flat left the second the cameras go off.

So now I propose that the next chick that is on a reality show with FLAV has to stay with him for a minimum of one year in REAL TIME not reality time (four weeks of videotaping).

Can you imagine how crazy desperate that broad will have to be? Damn my beautiful mind, that sounds like another ratings bonanza for SUMNER REDSTONE and his T.I. cabal at Viacom.