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Giving The People Raygun (Reagan) Reality…

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

palin

The grooming of Sarah Palin for the 2012 presidential election is a primetime television event. Sarah Palin’s Alaska debuted on the Learning Channel last weekend to a ratings bonanza. Were you tuned in? If you weren’t then someone you know was.

Reagan Republican’s should be rejoicing right now. He started this movement of matinee idol television star politicians. Sarah Palin is the next level. If Reagan looked this good he might still be president. Since when has being a corpse stopped the American people from following someone?

*cues Elvis*

**Tupac appears**

Posted in Harpers Weekly Review, Hollyweird, HUFF YOU!, Politricks, Social Upheaval, white, Wig Owners | 4 Comments »

Vote Or Lie…

Friday, November 5th, 2010

poll tax

Internets, I cannot tell a lie.

I did not go to the polling station on Tuesday.

Why?

Because Americans are crazy.

There isn’t a difference anymore from a Conservative or a Liberal, a Democrat or Republican. Everyone is selfishly and self-righteously insane.

That is the lesson I take from the John Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally to restore sanity and/or keep fear alive.

Shouts to the Huffington Post tho’ for paying for my round trip to D.C.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Harpers Weekly Review, HUFF YOU!, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit, white | 3 Comments »

Watching Out For Blue Thunder…

Friday, November 5th, 2010

blue thunder

Helicopters seem to fly over Chocolate Snowflake’s crib in Brooklyn at a retarded clip. I can only imagine what a city like Khandahar must sound like with the constant buzzing.

I’m not a fan of helicopters ever since the Roy Schneider film ‘Blue Thunder‘. I’m always in fear of a police chopper using their infra-red camera to spy on me while I masturbate in the bathroom.

What is even more sinister tho’ are the flying drones available for civilian use. By criminalizing all of our behavior we are becoming a nation of police, spies, snitches and confidential informants.

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G Dubbz Does Not Care About KanYe West…

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

darth dubya

George Bush was disgusted by Kanye West’s remarks during the Hurricane Katrina telethon that “He doesn’t care about Black people”.

Is G Dubbz also disgusted by the fact that Black people were hunted and killed in New Orleans during the devastating hurricane?

Umm, not so much.

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A Message From Ernie Paniccioli…

Monday, November 1st, 2010

ernie

I keep my friend Ernie Paniccioli at bay by constantly posting pictures of sneakers on this site since they are like Kryptonite to him, but obviously something must be on his mind for him to e-mail me directly…

Dallas, In my 63 years on this planet I have never seen a stronger video than this.

It describes the theft of 9 Trillion (with a t) dollars and no one goes to jail.

If this were really a nation of laws and Democracy both Obama and both houses of Congress would be sent right to jail.

Instead the media and the voting population are focused on Lady Gaga, Gay marriage, witches running for office, rent is too damn high and who’s zooming who.

And the saddest part is many so-called “Activists” are e-mailing me and reminding me to vote.

This video makes Bernard Madoff look like a piker.

Peace, Ernie

P.S. I hope you have the testicular fortitude to post it.

[ll] to my own testicular fortitude. And I still endorse the political process to my friends. Let them know you are out here even if the process is an elephant and jackass show.

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