Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

God Gonna Gat’cha…

Monday, March 29th, 2010

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I’m fairly confident that JESUS will have a gun when he comes back to Earth, especially if he plans on hanging out in America. We loooooooove guns in America. Almost as much as we love GOD. Okay, truth is that we don’t nearly love GOD as much as we love guns, but we love righteous indignation, and that’s a way of loving GOD too I think. As a matter of fact we will shoot you over our righteous indignation, because that’s how JESUS would want it. If he had a gun.

Jesus will be returning to the Earth soon to bust his God-given gat. So sayeth a Michigan militia. The FBI has arrested several members of the militia and charged them with sedition. Blacks and Jews are still not off the hook tho’ since this wasn’t the ‘race war’ militia, but the ‘government is the anti-christ’ militia. The race war militia is still getting their shit together somewhere in Colorado.

The Atlantis Economy…

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

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Once upon a time in America if you owned a home that meant you were firmly part of the ‘middle-class’. While you certainly weren’t wealthy you at least had a source of equity to draw down from in order to secure loans for a new car or to send your children off to college. The middle-class of America is an eroding dream and the ideal of homeownership has become a burden of debt too great for many to bear.

Check out this list of the top 10 cities where mortgages are greater than the value of the homes attached to them.

I’m sad to see Phoenix in the top 5 of that list. I almost relocated to Phoenix after I finished working at the World Trade Center site in 2002. I wanted to get away from the city I had lived in for more than thirty years. I was prA’li a bit depressed too. Working at ground zero was exhilarating at some times and downright devastating every other moment. My dad convinced me to stay in NY and I was able to find an apartment that was in walking distance to their home.

In some ways I’m happy that my dad isn’t around to see the mess they made of the economy. Everything he believed in and worked his ass off to achieve has come undone by the soulless shenanigans of the wealthy and their retinue. I hope the people in Las Vegas, Phoenix and Orlando get their lives back, but that isn’t the way that capitalism works now is it?

The Most Hip-Hop Cities…

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

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If the Federal Bureau of Investigations statistics on violent crimes and homicides makes a city more ‘gangsta’ these 26 shitholes are one NWA album from going platinum…

#1 Detroit (MI)
#2 Baltimore (MD)
#3 St. Louis (MO)
#4 Newark (NJ)
#5 Oakland (CA)
#6 Kansas City (MO)
#7 (tie) Cleveland (OH)
#7 (tie) Washington, DC
#9 Philadelphia (PA)
#10 Memphis (TN)
#11 Cincinnati (OH)
#12 Atlanta (GA)
#13 Tulsa (OK)
#14 Miami (FL)
#15 Chicago (IL)
#16 Houston (TX)
#17 Dallas (TX)
#18 Pittsburgh (PA)
#19 Milwaukee (WI)
#20 Louisville (KY)
#21 Nashville (TN)
#22 Long Beach (CA)
#23 Oklahoma City (OK)
#24 Santa Ana (CA)
#25 Jacksonville (FL)

A few notes on the list above…

We’ll all just assume that Flint, Michigan is considered part of Detroit.
California places three(3) entries. Good job Schwarzenegger.
Columbus, Dayton and Toledo are not on the list. Ohio must be getting better.
Missouri is TOO small to place two(2) cities on the list.
Now you see why New York rap has been in the shitter.

The Taliban’s Plan For Afghanistan

Monday, March 15th, 2010

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^Peep the Talibeezy dude rocking the Space Jam Jordans. Dressed to kill you might say.

The Clone Wars series has been a revealing look into the occupational planning of regimes that seek to “save” sovereign governments and remove the destructive elements from within those nations. It’s impossible for the occupiers to separate the good guys from the bad since they are unfamiliar with the lands they are stationed in. Ultimately, even the people that could have benefited from the occupying forces become a resistance force because their culture becomes torn asunder from outsiders.

The escalating Afghansitan War is just like the planet Mandalore that the Galactic Republic wants to put under its thumb. Galactic forces are moving to occupy Mandalore and that threatens to end the generation of peace that the once perpetual warring star system is now living under. The Galactic Chancellor secretly wants this outcome because he wants the Mandalorians to be anti-Republic since that would also make them anti-Jedi. Life always imitates art when you aren’t paying super close attention.

The objective of the United States in Afghanistan still isn’t completely clear to me. The nebulous notion of ridding the region of Taliban forces in laughable. The Taliban is everywhere, and still no where. Afghanistan doesn’t represent a strategic staging point to the middle east in my eyes, but what do I know. I dropped out of an NYC high school. That’s like saying that I failed gym class (and I did). If you look at the Persian Gulf War, the Iraq War and the Afghanistan War the U.S. has a decade plus of fighting in the desert.

And why are my gas prices still going up?

16 Shot Glock >>> 5 Card Draw…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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Peep this story about how some German gunboys ran up in this national poker tourney and left with bags of cash on some ol’ Hollywood ‘Heat‘ jackmove shit.

Why do the eastern Europeans and Russians always come up with these Hans Gruber capers? Is it because of all the movies that illustrate them to be extremely hardbody criminals? The ‘Die Hard’ franchise alone has done more promotion for the euro uber-crime masterminds than World War II did.

One of the spotrushers had a machete too. I wonder if that dude was a Haitian? If so then at least we know the money will be going to the right place.