Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

Drop A Bomb On ‘Em…

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

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“Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade”

Airline Bomber Was On Terrorist Ties List For 2 Years

I can’t say I’m surprised that African boys are being recruited to do the dirty work of the bad guys. Their uber-motivation and industriousness is what made Africans from Niger the most kick-ass slaves of all time. What with the rap music industry now being overtaken by white women how in the hell were these young men going to find work?

This plane was bound for Detroit too? So you might could imagine the people on this flight were the last handful of Michigan residents with paying jobs. If they all died the unemployment rate in the ‘D’ would have spiked to 90%. Thank God that Eminem is rapping again so at least someone in Detroit has a job.

Speaking of the white rap takeover…

American shores remain relatively terrorist free as long as white rappers are kept at bay. The ascendency of Eminem in 2001 on the heels of his second Aftermath album is what caused the Twin Towers collapse. White rappers ARE the cultural zeitgeist. After they have finally claimed rap music we will be plunged back into an age where words are no longer used. Our only forms of communication will be grunts and cavepainting.

Graff artists stand the fux up.

Home For The Holidays…

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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CitiBank has suspended their foreclosures for the rest of the year so that means we have a stay of execution until at least the King holiday weekend.

So what will I do with my newfound freedom?

I’m going back to my mother’s basement.

I’ll be in Atlanta for the next two weeks do holler at me if you are in that region and we can prA’li get up and shoot the shit. Don’t invite me to any party tho’ unless that shit is an obama. My shit is broker than a joke right now.

Fat Cat Bankers Make Fancy Negroes Look Silly…

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

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Barack Obama spoke to an empty room of Wall Street suits on Monday, a day after his scathing ’60 Minutes’ interview decrying the “fat cat Wall Street bankers”. The room wasn’t empty as there were at least a dozen or so members of the financial industry on hand. It’s just that the biggest players opted out of the meeting instead making the president talk to them via tele-conferencing. It looks like the fat cats are now showing the president who the big dogs really are.

CitiBank has agreed to return $20b of the $45b it was issued as part of the TARP bank rescue program. There was also an agreement for a $300b ‘backstop’ to be guaranteed to cover all the toxic loans that CitiBank had granted. Paying $20b back seems like a wild discount doesn’t it? I hate the fact that I can not understand shit with all of this banking chicanery.

The one thing I do understand is that there are going to be billions of dollars in bonus money doled out by Wall Street before the years end. The economy is fixed someone said. Yeah, show ya’ right. I prA’li shouldn’t have used that headline since this story isn’t about the fact that the president is a schvartze in some fancy schmatte being stood up by some schmucks in as much as it is the power dynamic of capitalism manifesting itself.

G DUBBZ knew better than to throw the bankers under the bus.

From Contractors To Clone Troopers…

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

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From ‘droids to drones…

CIA Ends Secret Blackwater Missile Contract
Source: contract allowed employees to load missiles on Predator drones

Senior al-Qaida Leader Killed By Drone
Source: Militant was head of external operations

The clone army was secretly created to hunt and kill the Jedi Knights after the issuance of Order 66.

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Mac Blows Ferocious…

Friday, December 11th, 2009

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Make ’em jump like Rod Strickland

A wild shootout in Times Square left a dude dead. The early report is that dude was one of those kids who harasses you to buy his CDs of him and his other rapper homies. Some of these wannabe rapper dudes should stick to pumping peanut M&Ms.

On the dude they fond a card to a Virgina gundealer and on the back of the card was inscribed this line…

“I just finished watching ‘The Last Dragon.’ I feel sorry for a cop if he think I’m getting into his paddy wagon.”

Newsflash to rapper dude: You won’t need those weak ass punchlines where you are going. Those are your horns blowing on the CD and in wannabe-rapper thug heaven. But at least TuPac is the gatekeeper in thug heaven.

G’s up.


NaS – ‘New York State Of Mind’

BTW, NYSoM >>> ESoM