A British bobby gives dap to the H.N.I.C., who is literally the H.N.I.C.
Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category
Mass Producing Mass Murder…
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
If you really honestly think about it, a dude from China who is fully assimilated into American culture is the deadliest man on Earth. First off, he comes from the culture that first created mass production over two thousand years ago. And secondly, he has adopted the traits of the culture that specializes in wholesale homicide.
America is like the CostCo for murder. We place poor people on top of one another and then make them scramble for crumbs. We place a greater value on material possession than we do on people. We use our governance infrastructure to steal wealth from one another. And to top everything off we indoctrinate children with the ideas of cheap life through mass media be it the cinema or video gaming.
Party people, we are fucked the fuck up. I would tell you to put on your seatbelt on because the ride is about to get rougher. At least I got the soundtrack for this shit.
GhostFace Killah featuring DOOM – ‘Chinatown Wars’
LEVI 2 SARAH: STOP TRIPPIN’!
Monday, April 6th, 2009
I wonder if we will learn the truth about BRISTOL PALIN’s pregnancy from her baby daddy’s appearance on the TYRA BANKS show airing today?
Once and for all I need to know if TRIG PALIN is really TRIPP JOHNSTON PALIN or whatever.
The Baddest MF’s Of All Time…
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
The Khmer Rouge give the color rouge a really bad name. In only four short years they managed to kill over 2 million people in Cambodia. They were on pace to pwn the records set by the Nazis and the Stalinist Russians. Two million people in four years is 500k per annum. That is more than a thousand bodies a day.
Who the fuck has time to kill more than a thousand bodies a day? People need to respect the way Asian folks can automate and mass produce anything. Even death. For America to get their murder rate weight up to that level we have to unleash bombs laden with uranium and white phosphorous to poison the drinking water of the Iraqis.
Bombs from the sky are cowardly though when you consider that the Khmer Rouge did their killing on a house to house basis. And I also think that the Khmer Rouge deserved some props for their murderous efficiency. Each adult received a single bullet to the brain while infants and children under three were left to starve to death.
You don’t have to believe a word I’m saying either. One of the dudes from the Killing Fields is on that ‘Start Snitching’ shit.
Behold, A Pale White Horse…
Monday, March 30th, 2009
Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.
ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.
How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?
Tae-Bo?
Cardio?
Hells no!
BLOW!
And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?
Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’
Rick James – ‘Superfreak’
Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’
Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’