Before you think I’m bugging the eff out with this headline take a minute to understand that I am from the future. I am only seeking to solve some of society’s problem’s from a futurist perspective. Sort of like how JEFFREY DAHMER wasn’t just killing people, but eating them as well. Or maybe not like JEFFREY DAHMER.
Here’s the problem: America’s economy is fucked the fuck up. Parents are in a serious bind. Most can’t afford to pay for daycare for their youngest children because the jobs they work at don’t pay enough. Unfortunately, these jobs are also too dangerous for them to bring thir kids to work everyday (the smart parents know to drive to Nebraska and place their kids in that state’s Safe Haven daycare program).
Here’s the answer: Mexico’s economy stays fucked the fuck up. Mexican drug cartels have been ramping up their child abduction extortion efforts. Unfortunately, some of these kids don’t live too long. The Mexican cartels simply need practice in extended childcare. Why can’t we have a program that teaches the Mexican drug cartels better methods for maintaining children’s health over long periods while we allow the parents of the children the time they need to work extended hours in America’s low wage industries? Isn’t this the reason we started NAFTA in the first place?
This program could be like NAFTA mixed with Study Abroad while also having some classes in Guantanamo torture (which will definitely benefit these kids by describing the harsh realities of life at their tender ages). The American people need to get back to work and the Mexican drug cartels need to improve their outreach and customer service. I’d call this a win-win for everyone involved. Provided no one’s child is killed.
