The Federal government is bandying about the idea of issuing another “stimulus package” for Americans to spend in order to help the U.S. economy float like a turd in a terlet. Take it from me, fixing the economy is not about putting $600 dollars in my bank account.
With all of the out-of-network fees, the below minimum balance monthly maintenance fees, and the overdraft fees that I accrue it’s like I’m giving the money right back to the screwballs who effed the system the eff up in the first place.
I don’t mind the free money, but I also know that no one is giving away free money. Someone’s gonna have to pay for that shit at some point. With interest too no doubt. So what does the government do to stop the jobless rate upswing? Keep in mind that chattel slavery is not one of the selections.
We need to start building shit again. Building shit and making shit. The far east has pwned us for the last several decades because they build and make better shit than we do. Better cars. Better toys. Better snack foods.
TOHATO Caramel Corn = OMG!
America has to return to their manufacturing and developing dominance. Sure we can kick ass on the battlefield, but when was the last time that the Wise brand excited you for the premiere of a new Dipsy Doodle?
America has to get back to having the complete game on the global court. Coca-Cola needs to create a new logo and a new factory in every state where people make gourmet organic sody pops by hand. Their dirty, unwashed hands. Where the CO2 is actual people farts.
Listen, I don’t know a gotdamn thing about fixing the economy. Maybe it shouldn’t be fixed since it’s already “fixed”. Maybe people should be sent a check for $666 bucks and they can’t cash it unless they accept a laser etched bar code on their foreheads. What would you spend your last cash money on?
$666 isn’t a whole lot of money but it is a little something to get you through a weekend.
$50 – Two(2) round trip tickets to Trenton via NJ Transit
$32 – Two(2) round trip tickets from Trenton to Philadelphia 30th Street Station
$210 – Two nights in downtown Philly hotel with the Friends & Family code
$180 – Two(2) pairs of exclusive Nike Dunks (his & hers) from UBIQ
$130 – A classy dinner with the lady at a jazzy supper club
$2 – Philadelphia Museum of Art ‘Pay What You Wish‘ Sundays
$24 – Lunch at Geno’s Steaks
$28 – Two movie tickets and popcorn for when our train gets back to Penn Station on Sunday night
The G Dubbz administration and their “Mark Of The Beast” economic program just gave Chocolate Snowflake and I a very nice weekend in Philadelphia.
Do the math and see where the Illuminati’s armageddon takes you.
