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Civil War In Georgia? Wash, Rinse, Repeat…

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

georgian orwell

Maybe there is some incommutable law written into the fabric of the universe that says “any place named Georgia has to set on fire every 150 years or so“?

Ever since the USA destabllized Russia with our fast food and denim jeans there have been all these little uprisings from the ‘Stans.

Uzbekestan
Turkmenistan
Azerbijan-Stan
Stan Feingold (he just dislikes Russia on G.P.)

Moscow is still as hardbody as they were in the olden days. Them fools is quick to drop some shells on a line of people waiting to get a loaf of bread.

Imagine if the U.S. did that shit to the poor fucks in some area just because they were poor and hungry?


*reflects on Hurricane Starrkeysha*

Damn.

I have been noticing recently that a lot of Russians are emigrating to America. They are filling some of the service positions that a different Asian immigrant would normally occupy. From Dunkin’ Donuts counter people to the cashiers at the truck stops along the Interstate routes, I recognize Russians for their distinct ethnic similarities.

With everyone moving to Atlanta as it is I am sure there are Russians who are relocating there simply because the state is named Georgia.

Ha, just what the Peachtree State needed, more crazy azz white.

POLITRICKS 2008: Loose Lips Sink Ships…

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

bernie mac

Ocean’s 13 is now Ocean’s 12…

BERNIE MAC got merc’ked because he embarrassed OBAAMA in front of those good peoples, cussing and the what not.

If you don’t know how to speak properly when company comes over then you gon’ have to get these whuppins and stay in your room.

In this case though, “you gon’ has to dies.” – Kings of Comedyspeak

I think the Secret Service put some anthraxx in BERNIE MAC’s white girl. You know these Hollywood fools keep that white girl.

Speaking of kept white girls…

Did you see the broad that JOHN EDWARDS is reported to have had an affair with?

rielle hunter

All I have to say to this shit is “Nigger Puhleeeeze”.

JOHN EDWARDS is not getting $400 haircuts ot smash this broad. EDWARDS has a GOLAN CIPEL somewhere who lets him stick things in his doodoo pocket.

The only rich folks living in the South that want social equity for the disenfranchised are the queers. Everyone else is flying a Confederate flag from their porch and knitting sweaters with noose rope.

DP IS CHOPPING BROCCOLI…

Friday, August 8th, 2008

broccoli

I prefer spinach, but if broccoli actually has the minerals to slow down this fucking diabetes that is killing me then I am all in.

Broccoli May Undo Diabetes Damage

Plus, I get to sing this song even more…

The Hipster Futurist…

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

dahmer

JEFFREY DAHMER was from the future.

In the future that he occupies RAFI and I are eaten by the hipster acolytes of DAHMER.

Forget that old punk rock chant about eating the rich since the rich can hire BlackWater USA to merc’k your ass.

The hipster acolytes of DAHMER decide to eat the poor, the disenfranchised, and especially the overweight.

Soylent Green is people motherfuckers! And JEFFREY DAHMER was trying to tell us this all along.

dahmer

In 2048 the entire American population will be overweight. Ha. I got that shit on lock in 2008. It’s gonna take the rest of y’all forty years to catch up to me. By 2048 I will be on that spaceship.

My dream is that an extraterrestrial race will come through Earth and herd us like shrimp. And why not?

Think about this…

GOD can do anything right?

Who among you is reading this and still dumb enough to think that the human is the best thing that GOD could do?

Seriously?

Look at Africa, look at Iraq, look at motherfucking Scottsdale.

GOD can do waaaay better than human beings.

GOD can make something that eats, reproduces and shits all from the same piehole poopchute pussyhole.

clam

What can humans do other than make good shit all fucked the fuck up?

Flying Is For The Birds…

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

pilots

The airlines are getting on some nickel and dime bullshit.

What’s next?

To still afford a plane ticket is fools gonna have to run on a hamster wheel to get enough power for takeoff?!?