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Brooklyn Go Old…

Friday, December 5th, 2008

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Jay-Z ans NaS are making old man rap cool again.

Jay-Z featuring SantoGold – ‘Brooklyn Go Hard’


NaS – ‘Something Foul’ (tagged)

I waited until my hangover subsided before I came into the X-Spot today. Not that most of y’all don’t mind my drunk ramblings, but today I want to be relatively clear headed as opposed to shit-faced.

I remember when I first came to this site there was a disdain for rappers who were older than 30y.o. Somehow, these older rappers had prevented younger talents from getting their shine. I never believe that shit. If a dude (or a chick) is talented they will get put out regardless. Look home many untalented and mediocre artists get placed on magazine covers. Repeatedly, some might say. It isn’t like the music industry wants to keep putting these old niggas like NaS and Jay-Z on the track, but who else do they have? Charles Hamilton? Asher Roth?

In my opinion you would be better off with an old rapper than some young nigga who never did shit anyhoo. Who would you rather perform open heart surgery on your ass? An older doctor or some nigga still in med school. BTW, if any doctor performed open heart surgery on your ASS that is language for you are getting fucked. There should be an age limit on rappers though. At least for putting out albums all by themselves. I wouldn’t want to hear no elderly dude rhyming about getting the Alzeheimers and other old nigga shit like shitting their pants and taking their teeth out their head.

Jay-Z’s ‘Brooklyn Go Hard’ is exactly the kind of song I expected from ‘Ye Tudda production. Dude is in a synth groove right now. Even before 808s. The question now is where is Timbo? He was on that goth rap synth shit way back. Sonn had his fingernails painted black and the whole nine. I think Missy made him do that. Dre had the synth shit on smash first though. But all Dre did was jack Parliament Funkadelic grooves. Those are some old heads that can rock the fuck out. If you have a chance to see George Clinton perform live you need to take advantage of that.

George Clinton > Roots performing Hip-Hop classics >> rappers using live bands >>> any rap show you will see.

I’m alright with old heads still holding the microphone so long as they don’t suck too bad. NaS keeps his shit funky. Jay-Z doesn’t do too bad either. You know what all this old head shit means don’t you? You can expect at least one more album from LL Cool J.

Plaxico Burress Is The Lil’ Wayne Of This Rap Shit…

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

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Giving new meaning to the shotgun offense.

Here goes a quick list of all the teams still mathematically viable in this season’s DP Dot Com NFL Football Pick ‘Em League.

1 Onyeocha 102
2 Playing with My Farvewood 101
2 BXpittFAN 101
4 Big Rils 100
4 Roman 100
6 The DubbleUps 94
6 Dat Dude Shock 94
8 YourMomMadeMyPicks 93
8 TwinCitiesMassive 93
8 The Wall 93
8 Ernest Borgnine’s Nude Photos 93
12 Meshaun Jackson 92
13 Goliano 90
14 Ace Rothstein 87
14 Nattiez 87
16 jaislayer 86
16 a-one 86
16 quimby 86
19 GoBearsGo 85
19 El Deguello 85
21 Fux Accordingly. Drink Dos XX 84
22 Alex2.0 83
23 the drop 79
24 We Ride Limos Too 76
24 Swedish Swagger 76
26 Stinkin’ GB winning w/o #4 73
27 Big Homie 65
28 DA 60
29 CeeRich 57
30 Zilla Rocca 56
31 Da Underdog 51
32 DaBxPunisher 49
33 EFFBOMBS 41

The rest of y’all will have to put your hat in the ring next season. As a matter of fact, let’s go in for the NCAA’s. If the X-spot keeps paying me I will give away a free pair of kicks to the winner of that joint.

Who is sticking up football players like that? These dudes are carrying biscuits like nobodies business. Damn sonn, y’all go have to move onto an army base or some shit. Pretty soon anyone that showers is gonna be a target. Part of me says that anyone taking out several thousands of dollars in cash to go get drunk needs to come up off some of that money. Plax must have been holding the heater in his Hanes waistband [ll]. Copp you a holster next time ba’ybro. But for now you about to get a timeout for that penalty.

Wayne and JaRule got busted with biscuits back in the summer last year. They not even getting hit with probation. Why? Niggas ain’t have no bullets in they shit [ll]. They should’a had told Plaxico how to move with them thangs. You gotta keep the clip in another pocket. If the scene get hot then you roll on the floor on some James Bond shit. Niggas like Fabolous try’ns get you for your jewels will think you crazy out your mind.


Fabolous: “Why this fool is rolling on the ground?”

Then you jump up with the flamer in your grip, pop in the clip and then start peeling fools wigs like what. People will be like going bananas.

People in da’ club: Plaxico is illlllllllllll!

Instead of clapping yourself that would have been better. You gotta give credit at first to Antonio Pierce for trying to dispose of the joint, but as soon the pressure got put on him Pierce rolled up like a two dollar rug. That is the definition of a snitch. Michael Strahan would never have said shit. Michael Strahan has super t.I. David Falk as an agent. Falk could have removed that bullet himself like that Harvey Keitel character from Pulp Fiction.

So Plaxico is gonna have to bite this bullet. [ll] to the fact that pun was wholly intended. The Giants might could still get to the Super Bowl anyhoo. Who names their children Plaxico, D’Brickashaw? Dontrevius? Fuck that broken windows theory. I bet you could do survey of motherfuckers whose names end in a vowel and find a gang of people making the planet all fucked the fuck up. George, Condoleeza, Soulja, Plaxico.

Plaxico Burress was no Michael Vick.

Free Michael Vick.

FATED >>> FADED

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

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imagery = VeE

Welcome 2 Heartbreak

So by the time you read this drop I will be at my day job after another night of not sleeping in order to churn out drops on this site and a column for the evil empire.

*If anyone catches me on the Twitter or G-Chat this week at 5am please call Blackwater and tell them to come kill me.

What the hell am I fading my ass for? Seriously? Meanwhile I am waiting at the mailbox for my September check like a fucking derelict crackhead.

I definitely appreciate the time you all take to come here and talk shit with me, but if I wasn’t on these interwebs y’all still would be. My problem is that I have been competing for your attention with the entire internets. I’m never gonna win that fight. As a matter of fact, I’ve started to lose seriously. My health is fucked the fuck up. I’m about to put the die in diet. I’ve got to get my shit back together again.

Hopefully the trip to Atlanta will help me find my center again. The first thing I decided to do for myself was to leave my BlacBook at the crib. I have a PC in mom’s basement anyhoo, but the fact that I haven’t turned this laptop off in several months means there is some psychological shit at work on my brain. Separation anxiety has prA’li already set in for me knowing that I will be without my favorite tool [ll] for a week.

I will still up some fresh new content to the page for all you hardbody DP Dot Com readers like ERNIE. Who can cajol me in one sentence, compliment in yet another one before finally cursing me out. Thanks ERNIE. This fanboy video is for you…

I was fucking with the ‘Love Lockdown’ track from the jump. Shit reminded me of Marshall Jefferson’s ‘Move Your Body’. That reminded me of after-hours nightspots in NYC and all the pretty ladies in biker shorts that I jacked my body with.

My final pitch for the ‘808s & Heartbreak’ album is for you all to understand that at the end of the day Hip-Hop music is the expression of soul using the first two instruments – the drum and the voice. The 808 drum machine contains a myriad number of artificial drum sounds which not only imitate the drum but elevate the instrument.

The auto-tune vocal pitch corrector, or vocoder for those of you like myself who don’t give a fuck allows the human to become a woodwind or horn based instrument. What is freaky about this is the fact that horns, flutes and woodwinds were designed to imitate the voices of animals. Back to the future themes are all around us.

The album ‘808s & Heartbreak’ is totally Hip-Hop. It is a celebration of the drum and the voice. Alpha and Omega bitches.

Imagine the chemical act of transforming a solid object into liquid form, then crystallizing that liquid. Now crush those crystals into a fine dust and sprinkle that dust onto your Cuban sandwich.

It’s 5 fucking a.m. and my ass is faded.

Kanye West is fated.

S.F.U. vs. NOT SO DEF

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

dp vs bw

Sneaker Fiends Unite!

The sneaker game is getting overrun by dopplegangers and swagger jackers. I thought it was time for DP Dot Com to take a stand for all those heads that are true to the game. What game? I don’t know what game, but negroes love to say that shit.

I watched this video by Lil’ Boweasle where he described retro released kicks as “O.G.’s”. If this dude is opening a sneaker store and he doesn’t even know the classification terminology for sneaker heads he should kill himself.

Seeing all the hits that Bow Wow generated for his video made J.D. swagger jack his steez and up a video of his own…

So what I decided to do was to go in and straighten these two carpetbaggers out. I’m glad that they get all kinds of hot shit from NIKE for free, but if they can’t take a minute to find out what they are wearing they are bastardizing the game. What game? I have no fucking idea what game.

DALLAS PENN has spent his entire life coveting the minutae and the details for stupid shit like sneakers and Ralph Lauren clothing. There is no way that he is going to allow someone with celebrity status and no convictions the lane to come into the game and make it any more fucked the fuck up.

What game?!?

Who the fuck cares what game?

The Coldest Winter Evar…

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

808s

808’s & Heartbreak IS a classic.

I’m going to go way out on a limb right here and say that ‘808’s & Heartbreak’ is the best album of 2008. It will be the one album that we all remember from this year. I’ve already forgotten about the so-called ‘Nigger’ album and the Roots ‘Rising Down’. Are the Roots still a band? I know that ?uestlove has a sneaker, deejays all over the place and loves to fucks with Twitter. Even Lil’ Wayne, who has sold nearly three million copies of the ‘Carter III’ will be eclipsed by the latest offering from ‘Ye Tudda West.

Does anyone make real shit anymore?

I’m not going to act like I have heard the entire album. I’ve heard all the joints that most of you have heard. The intro to Heartbreak, the joint with Jeezy, the joint with Weezy, the joint with Kid Cudeezy. See now, aren’t you glad that trend hasn’t taken hold where we call everyone “eezy” at the back of their names? Everyone is pitching a bitch because the vocal pitch is altered but no one is really listening to the tone, just the autotune.

KanYe is on this album yelling and throwing figurative furniture around the studio. This album is his catharsis for losing the one chick in the world that he could trust. The one broad he ever knew that wasn’t trying to get into his pockets, that wasn’t using him to get close to Jay-Z, Dame, or even that nigga Plain Pat.

Plain Pat what up?

I wonder what kind of pain KanYe experienced when he was young and his parents split up? That shit is hardbody. Big ups to all the dead end kids who find themselves in that emotional purgatory place you go to when your parents go their separate ways. Some of y’all have never known your parents as a family unit. For some of y’all it was always a situation where you went to your father’s crib on weekends or to your father’s mother’s crib if your father was a fuck up. It’s a crazy dynamic if that shit happens when you are still in that cartoon comicbook age and wearing underoos when your dad walks out the door.

Kids blame their parents and kids blame themselves. Truth is that America hates families and America eats the young. The album ‘808’s & Heatbreak’ was being written when KanYe’s parents split up. This album is on some raw emotional shit that I wish everybody would do. D.M.X. was the only rapper that I feel like wouldn’t hold back his feelings to get his point across. That nigga wouldn’t give a fuck what anyone said about him. He would smoke his crack, cry, pray to GOD, and then bark at the moon. That nigga was crazy. Everyone is too cool for fucking school. That shit is boring to me now.

I was just reading (I know, sooooo not Hip-Hop) the Spike Lee auto-bio and he talked about losing his mom to cancer while he was still in college. After that moment he had the courage to pick up a Super 8 camera. He always knew that he wanted to make films, but after his mom died he knew he HAD to make films. He found a courage to let his vision be set free. I think KanYe experienced the same feeling when he crossed this threshold in his life. The courage to trust everything in his mind that his mom had imbued to him. Losing your mother is the most hardbody emotional shit evar. Nothing in this world can happen to you worse than that. And then when you get up off the ground after crying your eyes out you realize that you are taller, stronger, harder. No one can tell you nothing.

‘Graduation’ was the prequel to 808’s just like that victory ceremony in Episode 4 was the prequel to that battle on the planet Hoth. That was a cold fucking winter. This will be the coldest winter evar.

In a few years some of y’all will use this album to help you work out of your coldest winter. Don’t act like your big homey Billy X. Sunday didn’t tell you the fucking deal. For a nigga to make a song that would make me fuck with Wayne is an achievement. Maestro did it with ‘3-Peat’. Now KanYe does it with ‘C U In My Nightmares’.

I’m not sure which listenership is futuristic enough to embrace this album. It deals with loss on such a level that even I can’t fully understand. When my dad died I thought about all the things that he had done for me to get to the point where I could control my destiny (true story is that he hated that I wanted to be a writer instead of an architect) and how much sacrifice both my parents made for me to pursue my dreams. That’s why I fucks with ‘808’s & Heartbreaks’.

This shit is a dedication to all of those that help us get out our dreams.