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I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends…

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

beachbum

DP Dot Com Family and Friends,

If I haven’t said “Thank You” to you personally over the past thirty some odd years, then please forgive my reticence.

To Chocolate Snowflake,
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Your beauty would surely set 1000 ships asail for the shores of Troy [ll].

The glow from your smile is my favorite toy.

You are compassionate past words to the sounds that a deaf man hears.

You are intelligent to a level that most humans can’t attain even if they lived light years…

I’m gonna have to send that joint on the IM because you fools wanna get bloggy. I gotta def give C.S. a shout though because I recognize who butters my buns. I’m not even gonna follow that use with a [ll] sign. If any of you homos ever get a broad and you go to St. Maarten with her on some str8 holiday ish then you might could possibly feel as good as I do. They doing it nice and smooth down there too, but if you make the jump take my advice, rent an apartment with a full kitchen. C.S. and I hit up the supermarket and made better meals by our damn selves than we paid good U.S. cash for in some of St. Maarten’s so-called restaurants (no SoCalled).

The beaches were dope though. Nah’Mean?!?

cupecoy

C.S. was on her co-pilot grizzly too. We circumnavigated the island and found a few spots to max and relax in our Kangol hats while the sun set.

Ya’diggggggg?

beachbum

beachbum

WHAT YOU LOOKIN’ FOR WILLIS!?!

Peace to my brother GUDTYME. That is my negro. He is the cat that gave me my taste of the limelight in the entertainment production game. Mainly he taught me the Record Industry Rule #5,673.

“There shall be no smiling. Evar.”

no smiles

I be fucking up sometimes though.

Like when I’m winning, I’m always grinning.

Shout to Haitian Miguel too, and Haitian Greggs.

Even though that shit was just mad what is called non-sequitur I had to go there.

Fuck it though since I’m high and I got a nice little mixtape on the stereo.

More shout outs…

GrandMaster, I rocked those AF-1s this Sunday when I hung out with momdukes. Rain came down a bunch of times but they never got wet. Went to visit dad. The Mets won.

Ambassador
SoundWave
1969
Combat Jack
GABE

Thank you all individually and personally.

What the fuck has been going on here in the states? I heard the NBA had a draft. Do Knickerbocker fans even give a fuck? Did I miss the annual B.E.T. awards too?

Damn, all this ninja shit is poppin’ off like Shinobi.

Let’s see what else is good with the world…

A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT…

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

vacay

I’m leaving on jet plane

I don’t know if I’ll be back again

So kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that youll wait for me

Hold me like youll never let me go

Vacay bitches!

Right now I am somewhere really warm and sunny, touching my lady where the sun doesn’t shine.

I brought my Blacbook just in case we get a wireless signal out here, but in case we don’t you can still do well for yourself by falling through some of these sites…

TA-NEHISI COATES

UNKUT

1969

AMADEO SOGNI

AVERAGE BRO

NERDITRY

SNEAKER FILES

THE BUILT ENVIRONMENT

WE ARE RESPECTABLE NEGROES

THE SPORTS HERNIA

SCRITCH & SCRATCH

THE GAME NEEDS HER

2 DOPE BOYZ

A few classic DP Dot Com drops will be remixed thru the week.

I’ll catch up with y’all on the flip side.

Peace.

-DP

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

ic fit club

It’s getting hot in hurr!

The iNternets Celebrities are getting in shape for a whirlwind summer of outdoor concerts and futuristic fast food sandwiches. You can’t be this good if you don’t have a workout plan. Our workout plan comes with a soundtrack. Before I put on my trashbag sweatsuit I put these jams in my iPod.

Are you ready to sweat until you’re soaking wet? Send me an e-mail with your snail mail address if you want the fifteen track CD titled DALLASPENN.COM presents ‘iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES FIT CLUB MIXTAPE’.

Now let’s go in…

ic fit club


Kid Cudi – ‘Day ‘N Nite (Crookers Remix)’


O.D.B. – ‘Big Baby Jesus (explicit)’


N.E.R.D. ft. Common, Mos Def, Q-Tip & De La Soul – ‘She Wants To Move (Remix)’


KANYe WEST – ‘Touch The Sky (instrumental)’


ESTELLE ft. KANYe WEST – ‘American Boy’


Kid Cudi – ‘Love Stoned Freestyle’


Zap Mama ft. ERYKAH BADU – ‘Bandy Bandy (Carl Craig Mix)’

The Daughter Of The Dark Knight…

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

huntress

What do you mean you haven’t received your copy yet of the DP.COM Dark Knight Mixtape?!?

This goes out to all my lady readers who are Batman fans…

Who is the character pictured above?

She was rumored to be Batman’s daughter, but who was her mother?

FREE mixtapes mailed to anyone with any of the correct answers.

EFF TEE VEE!

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

blu cheez

Why haven’t you subscribed yet to BLU CHEEZ’ YouTube channel? Better do it quick before this blog goes bye-bye.

We now exist in a post-literate society. It’s not that people can no longer read, but that people no longer WANT to read. Radio and television replaced books and newspapers as the go-to source for mainstream information. The internets will soon replace your t.v.

Invest in a high definition computer monitor. And subscribe to BLU CHEEZ TEE VEE.