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POLITRICKS 2008: Poll Dancing Fatigue…

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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Remember when the early polls gave New Hampshire to CLINTON?

If I hear the results of another poll I will kill my television. I am so campaigned out that I don’t know if my brain will survive the trip to November. These fools have been in the news since the G Dubbz administrations mid-term elections of 2006.

The real problem for me, the average American voter, is that I know all this bullshit about these candidates that is wholly irrelevant to the job of being the president of the United States. The mainstream media outlets parade countless talking heads in front of the camera who know absolutely nothing. What are these fucks talking about? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

The NYTimes stopped being a reliable source of information for truth to my eyes when they helped the district attorney railroad those teenagers falsely accused in the Central Park jogger rape case. The NYTimes is putting BARACK OBAAMA’s candidacy on those same railroad tracks. I can’t help but read the New York Times even though I know it is all about stuffwhitepeoplelike, but that is ultimately why I can’t put it down either. I too want to speak the cultural language of supremacy. At least I want a heads up for when chattel slavery is re-enacted.

MAUREEN DOWD’s NYTimes Op-Ed: Wilting Over Waffles

You have to read her writing to really understand how she speaks when she isn’t feigning her airs of gentility. DOWD certainly uses the ‘ger’ spelling of the ‘N’ word. Maybe she thinks she is entitled to that since her father was an immigrant from Ireland? Maybe her acerbic N-word entitlement comes from her being a lipstick lesbian? For whatever reason that she thinks HILLARY CLINTON has shown BARACK OBAAMA unworthy of the democratic party nomination she is still part of the problem.

The problem is that mainstream media is a celebration of the cult of personality, and BARACK OBAAMA is the only presidential candidate WITH a personality. It has become impossible to deny him, and at the same time he is making every other candidate look as hypocritical as they truly are. OBAAMA has found a way to appear even more sincere than BILL CLINTON did. For that reason alone you are going to have to elect him as a president. Eff HILLARY, and her minions, and their subtle politricks of supremacy.

Eff Tibet In The A!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

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No disrespect is meant to my good friend ERNIE PANICCIOLI but I will have to dissent from the rest of you folks when it comes to boycotting the Beijing Olympiad.

What exactly has China done to you anyhoo? I don’t know too much about China, but I love going to Chinatown. I love being able to afford well-crafted counterfeit luxury items and I definitely love Chinese food.

I’m pretty sure I get to enjoy these things because China keeps their foot in Tibet’s ass. As a matter of fact, China is bankrolling our efforts to bail out the U.S. banking industry after they fucked up the money again.. Do you know what kind of lifestyle we would live if it weren’t for those friendly Chinese investors? I think it would make Hurricane Katrina look like a summer resort.

How crazy is it that we enjoy the American way of life on the backsweat of China’s poorest workers? I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’ if it keeps my gas under $4 a gallon and allows me to watch quality television programming like Miss Rap Supreme (premiering this Monday @ 10pm on Vh-1).

Plus, the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Tibet is because this looks like some of that stuff white people like.

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White is always on some shit like they give a greater fuck. The animal zoo in Nuremberg(yeah, THAT Nuremberg) took this baby polar bear away from the mommy because they said they could raise it better. Meanwhile the zookeeper appears to be giving the bear a handjob.. This is the same exact reason why we are in a war in Iraq. White said we could do a better job for the Iraqis than their existing government. How many millions are dead and displaced and how many trillions have been wasted and misspent at this point?

And how the fuck do you know that Tibet doesn’t deserve an ass kicking anyhoo? I mean that for all we know Tibet could have brought this shit on itself. We all know how religions have gotten people’s asses kicked over the years. I’m not so sure those monks didn’t get out of pocket with the Chinese government by talking that ying yang. Literally. Someone prah’lee said “Ying Yang”. Y’all don’t here me though.

Lastly, I am leery to find moral indignation with any country especially since we are the ones that put more people in prison than any other industrialized nation. We have our jails filled to the gills with political prisoners and innocent people. With all of this commotion going on in San Franciso how come no one gave the San Francisco 8 a shout out? I think there used to be 9 of those fools but one died in jail. Free Tibet? Nahh my peoples, Free Mumia.

Check out your boy getting his moral indignation on by screaming on an Olympic supporter. This is the same coward that doesn’t say a peep when police brutality throws fifty bullets at a groom to be. Nahh man, y’all can keep that bullshit facade if you want. I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’.

Twice.

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REAL ESTATE RACISM…

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

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DP Real Estate Advice: Wherever you see shoes hanging buy some property.

I grew up in one of New York City’s typical outer borough communities. Detached one family houses that were big enough to keep all of your cousins on one floor. A nice little backyard that couldn’t hold more than a rose bush and a crab apple tree. This was the typical working class ‘hood. Fuck what you heard about the urban blight. The sun would still rise every day at 6:30am and that meant you had a chance to do something with your life.

I can’t say enough about how the drug trade changed my neighborhood. Fuck that, it changed the entire city. It made neighborhoods even more segregated than they already were. Not just on some Black and white type shit, but on some haves and have nots type ish. From running through my next door neighbors open kitchen doors when we played manhunt to everyone becoming shut ins and friendly homes becoming locked away castles. Veritable jail cells for those that lived inside.

When I walked through the neighborhood the other day I was amazed to see the final results of the crack epidemic. Instead of seeing my old friends and neighbors emaciated and pale like zombies what I saw was more stark and depressing. The city has changed the zoning and construction codes for the community. The generation old texture of one family homes has been supplanted by multi-story multiple dwelling that have no regard or respect for the scale of the community.

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This is my boy JUMA’s family home. It looks like they are some of the few holdouts still left. You don’t get an accurate feel for the bastardization of scale that has been allowed when you look at JUMA’s house from the front door elevation.

From the side view you can see how truly monstrous these construction code changes really are. The new building on the property adjoining JUMA’s family house is more than twice the bulk (overall square footage) of the existing homes.

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These multiple dwellings are filled to the gills with round the clock renters who tax all the neighborhoods resources especially the infrastructure (roads, water and sewer services). This becomes especially pronounced since their isn’t enough mass transportation to move people in and out of this community efficiently. This is real estate racism.

This shit went down in Corona Queens because we were a predominantly working class Black neighborhood and we were ravaged by illegal drugs.

There are still a few holdouts, but they will eventually be overcome by this unbridled development. This is TASHA COX’ family crib. TASHA was the prettiest girl in the park. Her cousin played for the Mets and nobody effed with her. Her grandfolks still live in the house. They are too old and too proud to leave their home.

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There goes TODD HAGINS’ family home and BARRY BROOKS(R.I.P.) mother’s crib. When your children are dead or in jail you don’t even have someone to continue the legacy of home ownership. When developers pounce on a community like a pack of ravenous jackals you can’t fight them all off.

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My parents left Corona two decades ago, but we maintained our old neighborhood ties through the church on Northern Boulevard, the little league at the Louis Armstrong school, and the fact that I moved into the upstairs of my uncle’s crib on 100th Street when I was 17. My folks went to Long Island to save my younger brother from the sirene call of the streets that I could not resist. Most of the other folks in Corona weren’t as fortunate as my parents. The sunlight is once again being taken from these peoples’ eyes.

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You know when a developer is godless? When he builds his multiple dwelling, his own personal cathedral to commerce right alongside a church and he dwarfs the church by comparison. Would developers be able to run roughshod over residents of a more politically wealthy community. I don’t think so.

GOTHAMist: Chinatown Residents Object to Rezoning Exclusion

POLITRICKS 2008: Votar Por Hilarious…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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The Latino voting bloc is that new, new sexy. Someone in the DNC needs to give TKC their super-delegado status.

While everyone is talking about the Mexican governor BILL RICHARDSON’s support for OBAAMA no one is paying attention to the real reason that HILLARY CLINTON has the espanol voters on smash.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

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“DP’z got that crazy shit!”

I can’t leave blogging alone. I need the game. It’s my cocaine.

Dukes and I are running around Atlanta today in search of a PC for her basement. So when I come to visit it can be just like old times.

Blogging from a Blackberry 8700 is like school on saturday night. No class.

I’m just gonna throw a few thoughts out there and if you feel like arguing with me just get in where you fit in.

  • Memphis will win the NCAA Final Four championship in honor of the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr’s assassination
  • What does their win have to do with the slain civil rights icon? I think MLK would have selected them on his pool sheet. They’re just that good.

  • I received my “stimulus package”[ll] notice in the mail
  • I call BOLSHEVIK! The language on the notice expressly states that we can hope to recieve UP TO $600. Even though I consider myself part of the working class I don’t qualify for the full handout. There goes my gubernatorial harlot lay-a-way down payment.

  • The Denver Nuggets are about to bounce the Mavs from the Western Conference playoffs
  • N’awlins and CP3 better protect their neck when that happens.

  • Did Charlie Rose get his ass kicked a la Dan Rather’s “What is the frequency Kenneth?”
  • I was watching his show[ll] and sonn had a massive shiner and a bandage over his eye. Fuck that, someone beat his ass down.

  • Atlanta has more fat people than anywhere I have ever been
  • I feel slim up in this bitch.

  • Copp that new Roots album when it drops next month, seriously
  • The Roots represent for the two oldest instruments known to man. The drum which is inspired by eternal thunder is the call to listen up. ?uestlove commands your attention. The human voice is inspired by the animalistic instinct for communication. Black Thought is a beast. ‘Rising Down’ is the album of the year.